London Alexander @londonalexander.bsky.social · 21/08/2025They should put slot machines on treadmills because fuck cardio. 010
London Alexander @londonalexander.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Is Ted Cruz on vacation for this one too? 010
Reposted by London Alexander✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Good morning 🫡 133309576407
London Alexander @londonalexander.bsky.social · 11/06/2025To everyone at the gym: thank you for your concerns, but I assure you I am just extremely hungover struggling to exist, not struggling with the weights. 000
London Alexander @londonalexander.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Dude at 24 hour fitness straight up making himself a cocktail in the locker room then took it over to the jacuzzi. I think I’m about to have a new best friend. 030
London Alexander @londonalexander.bsky.social · 31/03/2025“I don’t hate white people, I’m just not a fan of the fascist aesthetic.” 000
London Alexander @londonalexander.bsky.social · 18/03/2025The One Where Rachel Gets an Abortion. Would have been a much more compelling story. 100
London Alexander @londonalexander.bsky.social · 15/03/2025I wonder how many books the people that ban books read in a year 🤔 100
London Alexander @londonalexander.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Loving BlueSky. Just need it to be a tiny bit sluttier. 2141
Reposted by London AlexanderWelcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Anything can be an Unidentified Flying Object if you just don't know a lot about flying objects. 3549173
London Alexander @londonalexander.bsky.social · 10/03/2025The time change makes me instantly no longer want to launch myself off a building once it gets dark. 120
