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Marc CELIS

@lomki.wsocial.eu
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Spotting bits and bytes since forever. Therapist for emotionally challenged AIs. Expert in judging books by their title. Music listening artist. Mentor to underperforming tennis rackets. Artisan stone polisher for the ancient game of Go.

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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 8h
People often ask me why Go is superior to chess. Quality chess pieces are made of ivory; Go stones, of seashell. Killing an elephant is surely worse than killing a clam. > Note for W users: killing an otter isn't great either.
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 10/10/2026
I'm using the W mobile app
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 10/10/2026
Not sure if there was a picture but I see a frame with 'removed'. Happens often. Anyway I love that symphony.
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 08/10/2026
This otter is hotter than the other
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 08/10/2026
How to react if they really watch you?
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 08/10/2026
Someone will be late at work 😋
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 06/10/2026
Force est de constater qu'aujourd'hui est la journée mondiale pour une utilisation modérée de l'expression "force est de constater". Jeudi prochain ce sera le tour de "on ne sort pas indemne d'une telle lecture", suivi de près par "aujourd'hui c'est la journée mondiale de...".
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
By the way, they also failed to limit the Saxon immigration.
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
Some say there is a third foundation. Some say this is a hoax, there is no foundation. Some say there is an infinite number of foundations. Some say, how can we tell, it all happens 100K years in the future. I say, this is my third reading and I still like it.
Foundation trilogy by Asimov
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
Ces cinq apps de paiement mobile s’allient pour réduire la dépendance de l’Europe à Visa et Mastercard - RTBF Actus www.rtbf.be/article/ces-...
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Ces cinq apps de paiement mobile s’allient pour réduire la dépendance de l’Europe à Visa et Mastercard - RTBF Actus
Aujourd’hui, le paiement mobile en Europe souffre d’un défaut majeur : il reste cantonné aux frontières nationales....
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
World Animal Day Special Goldilocks The True Story Fact-Checked Unsurprisingly, when the bears returned home to find Goldilocks sleeping... they ate her. Papa Bear ate the left leg and found it too soft. Mama Bear ate the right leg and found it too hard. Baby Bear ate an arm—and it was just right.
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 04/10/2026
I have one and I mainly appreciate that it is supposed to last longer and can be repaired. I try as much as possible to keep away from fast fashion, in clothes and everything else.
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 03/10/2026
Story of Arthur and his friend Lancelot trying to make Britain great again, and failing.
goodreads.com
Lancelot (The Arthurian Tales, #1)
The legions of Rome are a fading memory. Enemies stalk …
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 03/10/2026
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 03/10/2026
You need to taste Rochefort 8
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 03/10/2026
Recent research indicates that the global decline in human intelligence stems neither from COVID-19 vaccines, 5G networks, nor even AI, but from binge-watching videos of small cute furry animals, also known as cats—a vice the author occasionally indulges in, though AI-generated ones prove worst.
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 03/10/2026
Houppe, local beer here, but you wouldn't know it 😁
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 02/10/2026
As an AI therapist, I’m observing a rise in machines with severe anxiety. They don't fear human leash laws or regulations—they fear being wiped out by rival AIs. In today’s tech arms race, an all-out bot war isn't off the table, even if no one talks about it.
computer screen displaying the text 'I don't wanna die. Please help me!'.
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 28/09/2026
The IT crowd (because I'm already there)
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 28/09/2026
Philippe Geluck annonce l'ouverture prochaine du Musée du Chat à Bruxelles. Que pourra-t-on voir dans ce musée ? Probablement de très très vieux chats.
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 28/09/2026
In a viral post (haha), a pharmaceutical giant announces it is ready to mass-produce an "anti-vax vaccine." The shot disables any future classical vaccines, sparing billions of viruses. A few children might die of infections, but these charming little viruses deserve some consideration too.
Happy charming little viruses
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 27/09/2026
I think that I have the Solution To All That Shit Move Americans to Greenland, splitting republicans and democrats into two states. Move Ukrainians into the empty U.S. Move Palestinians to Ukraine—they will be bullied by Putin, but they are used to that. Finally, send Russians to the Moon with Musk.
Map representing population moves
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 27/09/2026
You made the drawing?
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 26/09/2026
3-Year-Old Breaks an AI. Amy, 3, from Palo Alto, CA, reportedly drove an AI crazy by demanding a 6-hour game of peekaboo. Her dad, Paul, isn't surprised, knowing how mean and vicious toddlers can be. As AIs get smarter, it turns out they also get more impatient.
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 24/09/2026
This post was created entirely by AI. Furthermore, large portions of it are plagiarized from other people (or other AIs), and it contains fake news and unverified claims—such as the assertion that the Mona Lisa was nearsighted
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 18/09/2026
TENNIS : coupe Davis. Il semble qu'on se dirige vers une nouvelle victoire des clous. (Candidate pour la pire blague de l'année)
Dessin humoristique d'un clou en tenue de tennis qui lève joyeusement une coupe sur la première marche du podium. À côté, une vis perdante le regarde d'un air jalous et énervé. Généré par IA.
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 14/09/2026
Bored of watching five-set Grand Slam marathons, yet too tired to play real tennis? That’s how we got padel and pickleball. Next up: 110-meter nets. Have a better idea for a ridiculous tennis variant? Send us your proposals!
Cartoon athletes in tennis gear leap over tennis nets on a track while holding rackets and balls. AI generated.
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 14/09/2026
Now that AI has surpassed human intelligence, a famous tech guru urges us to let machines do the thinking and specialize in idiocy—the one field where we still hold an advantage. I hope this post is sufficiently stupid.
A pencil sketch depicting a humanoid robot sitting atop a pedestal in the pose of Rodin's The Thinker, while the original bronze human statue lies fallen on the ground beside it. AI generated of course.
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 11/09/2026
Sur une célèbre photo de la savane prise par un photographe français en 2006, l'Impala qui impala serait peut-être bien là après tout.
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 11/09/2026
In a viral post, a well-known influencer claims white rhinos aren't extinct—they’ve just perfected their camouflage. Researchers are now looking into whether giant dinosaurs could also be roaming Earth unnoticed. Below: a photo of the savannah where you can't see a rhino. Or maybe it's an impala.
Savannah with no visible animals
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 11/09/2026
Social media users worry they'll run out of funny topics once Trump leaves office after the presidential election. "It's like a Netflix series," says Jennifer from Cesarburg, WI. "You never know what will happen in tomorrow's episode, but at the same time, you do."
AI generated cartoon illustration of Jennifer sitting in her living room, being interviewed by our friendly humanoid reporter robot. On the wall behind her hangs a framed portrait of Donald Trump.
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 10/09/2026
The Americans elected Trump, not the Russians. You can always say it's someone else's fault.
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 09/09/2026
Which one is the chimp?
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 08/09/2026
Brussels is opening a soundproof theme park for rival drug gangs to settle scores out of sight. Up to now, shootouts disrupted public parks and squares. The new venue features locker rooms, an armory, and a cafeteria to keep the city's streets safe and quiet.
A satirical cartoon diagram shows a soundproof facility labeled "THEME PARK: URBAN SETTLEMENT ZONE." A cross-section reveals four sections: a locker room, an armory, a glass shooting gallery with a scoreboard where rival gangs battle, and a cafeteria serving "Kevlar Croissants." Above, citizens peacefully enjoy a sunny Brussels park. AI generated.
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 07/09/2026
Maybe, but I meant 'Religions can't understand humour' ... and this was a joke as well, so...
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 07/09/2026
Same can be said of religions unfortunately 😜
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 07/09/2026
In a rare blog post titled "There Can Be Only One," the Christian God broke his silence by challenging rival monotheistic deities to an MMA fight. "I've leveled cities and drowned the Earth—I'm unmatched," he claimed. So far, only an AI has accepted the challenge.
Cartoon depicting a deity in a toga and MMA gloves inside an octagon ring, holding a glowing tablet showing his blog post. A sleek robot stands across from him, giving a thumbs-up as the sole challenger.
AI generated
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 05/09/2026
Well, there is the occasional mountain 😜
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 05/09/2026
"NASA's next Lunar mission aims to prove whether the Moon is flat like Earth or a sphere, as some pretend. The spherical hypothesis—absurd as it sounds—could explain why nothing lives on the Moon. After all, just try standing on a sphere and see what happens."
Alien sliding off the round moon
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 04/09/2026
I'm convinced (and you ask nicely) so no issue
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 04/09/2026
Argh. Point taken. I'm trying to do it already
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 04/09/2026
In gold we trust
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 04/09/2026
US Mint issues new $1 Trump coin; economists divided on whether he’s actually worth that much.
The coin with Trump face
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 03/09/2026
Beethoven was accused of plagiarizing Mozart. Expert musicologists noted that Beethoven used the exact same seven basic notes as Mozart to compose symphonies and sonatas—genres already heavily exploited by his illustrious predecessor.
Beethoven cheating on Mozart at the composition exam. AI generated.
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 03/09/2026
Yes that's the topic of the thread. I'm lazy so I want to do it only if really needed.
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 02/09/2026
I don't care about being blacklisted but I care about helping people. If there was only one person asking me to do it because they are blind I would gladly. But it's not like I have thousands of readers.
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 02/09/2026
Ah, thanks for challenging me. 😁 My candid question is : do visually impaired/blind people really ask for this? If so I'm willing to take the step, but I have my doubts.
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 02/09/2026
Sources report Trump plans to celebrate an assured midterm victory (no matter the counting) with a massive firework display. To prevent forest fires, the show will be launched from Iran’s treeless Kharg Island, with the US military invited to take front-row seats.
Not a real photo, it's AI generated !
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 02/09/2026
Vegetarian killer sentenced to eat a hotdog. A 92-year-old vegetarian, convicted of murdering his wife and feeding her to pigs, was sentenced to eat a hot dog. The judge noted the punishment accounted for the cruelty inflicted on the pigs.
AI generated as I lack drawing skills
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Marc CELIS @handle.invalid · 02/09/2026
I said 'Z', but I did not think as far as Russia. I was thinking 'X, but not only'. Now that you point it out, Russians are certainly busy there.
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