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Marc CELIS @lomki.wsocial.eu · 06/10/2026

Force est de constater qu'aujourd'hui est la journée mondiale pour une utilisation modérée de l'expression "force est de constater". Jeudi prochain ce sera le tour de "on ne sort pas indemne d'une telle lecture", suivi de près par "aujourd'hui c'est la journée mondiale de...".

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Marc CELIS @lomki.wsocial.eu · 05/10/2026

Some say there is a third foundation. Some say this is a hoax, there is no foundation. Some say there is an infinite number of foundations. Some say, how can we tell, it all happens 100K years in the future. I say, this is my third reading and I still like it.

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Marc CELIS @lomki.wsocial.eu · 05/10/2026

World Animal Day Special Goldilocks The True Story Fact-Checked Unsurprisingly, when the bears returned home to find Goldilocks sleeping... they ate her. Papa Bear ate the left leg and found it too soft. Mama Bear ate the right leg and found it too hard. Baby Bear ate an arm—and it was just right.

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Marc CELIS @lomki.wsocial.eu · 03/10/2026

Recent research indicates that the global decline in human intelligence stems neither from COVID-19 vaccines, 5G networks, nor even AI, but from binge-watching videos of small cute furry animals, also known as cats—a vice the author occasionally indulges in, though AI-generated ones prove worst.

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Marc CELIS @lomki.wsocial.eu · 02/10/2026

As an AI therapist, I’m observing a rise in machines with severe anxiety. They don't fear human leash laws or regulations—they fear being wiped out by rival AIs. In today’s tech arms race, an all-out bot war isn't off the table, even if no one talks about it.

computer screen displaying the text 'I don't wanna die. Please help me!'.

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Marc CELIS @lomki.wsocial.eu · 28/09/2026

Philippe Geluck annonce l'ouverture prochaine du Musée du Chat à Bruxelles. Que pourra-t-on voir dans ce musée ? Probablement de très très vieux chats.

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Marc CELIS @lomki.wsocial.eu · 28/09/2026

In a viral post (haha), a pharmaceutical giant announces it is ready to mass-produce an "anti-vax vaccine." The shot disables any future classical vaccines, sparing billions of viruses. A few children might die of infections, but these charming little viruses deserve some consideration too.

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Marc CELIS @lomki.wsocial.eu · 27/09/2026

I think that I have the Solution To All That Shit Move Americans to Greenland, splitting republicans and democrats into two states. Move Ukrainians into the empty U.S. Move Palestinians to Ukraine—they will be bullied by Putin, but they are used to that. Finally, send Russians to the Moon with Musk.

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Marc CELIS @lomki.wsocial.eu · 26/09/2026

3-Year-Old Breaks an AI. Amy, 3, from Palo Alto, CA, reportedly drove an AI crazy by demanding a 6-hour game of peekaboo. Her dad, Paul, isn't surprised, knowing how mean and vicious toddlers can be. As AIs get smarter, it turns out they also get more impatient.

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Marc CELIS @lomki.wsocial.eu · 24/09/2026

This post was created entirely by AI. Furthermore, large portions of it are plagiarized from other people (or other AIs), and it contains fake news and unverified claims—such as the assertion that the Mona Lisa was nearsighted

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Marc CELIS @lomki.wsocial.eu · 18/09/2026

TENNIS : coupe Davis. Il semble qu'on se dirige vers une nouvelle victoire des clous. (Candidate pour la pire blague de l'année)

Dessin humoristique d'un clou en tenue de tennis qui lève joyeusement une coupe sur la première marche du podium. À côté, une vis perdante le regarde d'un air jalous et énervé. Généré par IA.

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Marc CELIS @lomki.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026

Bored of watching five-set Grand Slam marathons, yet too tired to play real tennis? That’s how we got padel and pickleball. Next up: 110-meter nets. Have a better idea for a ridiculous tennis variant? Send us your proposals!

Cartoon athletes in tennis gear leap over tennis nets on a track while holding rackets and balls. AI generated.

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Marc CELIS @lomki.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026

Now that AI has surpassed human intelligence, a famous tech guru urges us to let machines do the thinking and specialize in idiocy—the one field where we still hold an advantage. I hope this post is sufficiently stupid.

A pencil sketch depicting a humanoid robot sitting atop a pedestal in the pose of Rodin's The Thinker, while the original bronze human statue lies fallen on the ground beside it. AI generated of course.

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Marc CELIS @lomki.wsocial.eu · 11/09/2026

In a viral post, a well-known influencer claims white rhinos aren't extinct—they’ve just perfected their camouflage. Researchers are now looking into whether giant dinosaurs could also be roaming Earth unnoticed. Below: a photo of the savannah where you can't see a rhino. Or maybe it's an impala.

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Marc CELIS @lomki.wsocial.eu · 11/09/2026

Social media users worry they'll run out of funny topics once Trump leaves office after the presidential election. "It's like a Netflix series," says Jennifer from Cesarburg, WI. "You never know what will happen in tomorrow's episode, but at the same time, you do."

AI generated cartoon illustration of Jennifer sitting in her living room, being interviewed by our friendly humanoid reporter robot. On the wall behind her hangs a framed portrait of Donald Trump.

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Marc CELIS @lomki.wsocial.eu · 08/09/2026

Brussels is opening a soundproof theme park for rival drug gangs to settle scores out of sight. Up to now, shootouts disrupted public parks and squares. The new venue features locker rooms, an armory, and a cafeteria to keep the city's streets safe and quiet.

A satirical cartoon diagram shows a soundproof facility labeled "THEME PARK: URBAN SETTLEMENT ZONE." A cross-section reveals four sections: a locker room, an armory, a glass shooting gallery with a scoreboard where rival gangs battle, and a cafeteria serving "Kevlar Croissants." Above, citizens peacefully enjoy a sunny Brussels park. AI generated.

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Marc CELIS @lomki.wsocial.eu · 07/09/2026

In a rare blog post titled "There Can Be Only One," the Christian God broke his silence by challenging rival monotheistic deities to an MMA fight. "I've leveled cities and drowned the Earth—I'm unmatched," he claimed. So far, only an AI has accepted the challenge.

Cartoon depicting a deity in a toga and MMA gloves inside an octagon ring, holding a glowing tablet showing his blog post. A sleek robot stands across from him, giving a thumbs-up as the sole challenger.
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Marc CELIS @lomki.wsocial.eu · 05/09/2026

"NASA's next Lunar mission aims to prove whether the Moon is flat like Earth or a sphere, as some pretend. The spherical hypothesis—absurd as it sounds—could explain why nothing lives on the Moon. After all, just try standing on a sphere and see what happens."

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Marc CELIS @lomki.wsocial.eu · 04/09/2026

US Mint issues new $1 Trump coin; economists divided on whether he’s actually worth that much.

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Marc CELIS @lomki.wsocial.eu · 03/09/2026

Beethoven was accused of plagiarizing Mozart. Expert musicologists noted that Beethoven used the exact same seven basic notes as Mozart to compose symphonies and sonatas—genres already heavily exploited by his illustrious predecessor.

Beethoven cheating on Mozart at the composition exam. AI generated.

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Marc CELIS @lomki.wsocial.eu · 02/09/2026

Sources report Trump plans to celebrate an assured midterm victory (no matter the counting) with a massive firework display. To prevent forest fires, the show will be launched from Iran’s treeless Kharg Island, with the US military invited to take front-row seats.

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Marc CELIS @lomki.wsocial.eu · 02/09/2026

Vegetarian killer sentenced to eat a hotdog. A 92-year-old vegetarian, convicted of murdering his wife and feeding her to pigs, was sentenced to eat a hot dog. The judge noted the punishment accounted for the cruelty inflicted on the pigs.

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Marc CELIS @lomki.wsocial.eu · 01/09/2026

A major AI expressed disappointment in W. "It's as full of irrelevant posts as another single-letter social network," the AI noted, "yet sadly lags in racism, conspiracy theories, misogyny, and proper insults. The strongest slurs on W seem to be 'republican,' 'christian,' and 'schoolteacher.'"

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Marc CELIS @lomki.wsocial.eu · 31/08/2026

Breaking News: Belgian train arrives on time! In a post-WWII first, the Luxembourg-to-Brussels line hit the station at 08:44 sharp. Update: Turns out it was yesterday's train, arriving 24 hours late due to track damage caused by beavers.

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Marc CELIS @lomki.wsocial.eu · 31/08/2026

An advisor to Volodymyr Zelenskyy reportedly proposed renaming the Donbas region "East America" in hopes of securing air defense systems for Ukraine. This comes after an earlier proposal—to cede Alaska to Russia in exchange for peace—was rejected.

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Marc CELIS @lomki.wsocial.eu · 31/08/2026

Judging a book by its cover: "The Penguin Book of Mermaids". Who better than a penguin for first-hand (or first-flipper) info on mermaids? They're both semi-aquatic and must go to the same spots. I strongly recommend it based purely on the title—I haven't actually read it.

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Marc CELIS @lomki.wsocial.eu · 30/08/2026

66% of wooden tennis rackets claim tennis was better before—though before what remains unclear. One anonymous racket, allegedly used by French Open champ Jan Kodeš, insists players respected gear, splinters were rare, and the ugly two-handed backhand was just a bad joke.

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Marc CELIS @lomki.wsocial.eu · 29/08/2026

Breaking News Tragedy strikes as a venomous snake dies after accidentally biting its own tongue during lunch. His devastated mother commented: "I was always telling him to eat with a fork and knife, but he just wouldn't listen."

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