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The Dread Pirate Lola

@loladread.bsky.social
1.2K followers 930 following 2.4K posts

Not really a pirate, mom, hairstylist, ANTIFA, BLM, prochoice, feminist, grammarian, book nerd, probably not the droid you're looking for. she/her.

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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 4h
One of the things that Republicans have consistently done is close ranks and support their candidate no matter what. Angela Paxton, perfect example. We need to do that, it's the only way we can win without cheating like they do.
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 4h
You ever get high and unintentionally use Facebook comments like they're your stoned thoughts journal? I might be very alone in this...
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Elissa Slater's Funny Spit Take on Big Brother
ALT: Elissa Slater's Funny Spit Take on Big Brother
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dimetapp was what my mom had for me.
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Only off by like 1,200 miles 😹
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Welp, I missed that mark entirely 😹🤦🏻‍♀️
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Including not hurting their feelings.
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm tired and was struggling to articulate this, so I'm glad my friend did. I don't disagree with you, but there are deeply ingrained lessons we've been taught our entire lives... bsky.app/profile/alys...
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am so, so sorry 💔
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Most people are conflict averse, I think, especially in public/among strangers. We need to unlearn that shit.
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thank you. I hope that you inspired more men to do so themselves.
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did you intervene?
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No worries! And I'm glad that you got to spend some time here, I hope it was wonderful 💜
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No, no, I meant Lecia 🥰
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is this it? This is a juvenile golden eagle, they are massive.
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also, I didn't know you're a fellow Coloradoan! Hi neighbor
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'll ask my son tomorrow, birds are one of his special interest passions!
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was thinking vulture, we've got quite a few of them here in NE Boulder county.
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SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Even the worst Democrat is better than the best Republican. Majorities matter more than any individual race. Vote like lives depend on it, because they do. Vote for every Democrat you can, against every Republican you can, in EVERY general election, even if you have to hold your nose.
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SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Most of my followers already know an understand this, but it never hurts to emphasize this and maybe those that share this post will reach people that need to grasp this very simple concept:
I think that if there is a single thing that
cis people should understand about
trans people is that we aren't trans
because we transition, we transition
because we are trans.

Stopping a trans person from
transitioning doesn't make them not
trans, it makes them miserable.
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jesus tap dancing Christ, on a cracker.
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's what I'm saying too
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But but but Hunter Biden's laptop! Burisma!
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Although I don't think any of them would be safer with the drag queens and I'm absolutely good with that.
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All of the above
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My ex husband has fantastic insurance for 27 years and has barely used it even though he needs it. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I mean, if it's a Democrat then it matters.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 22/09/2026
Holding this maternal healthcare event alongside Harris was a smart move by El-Sayed, and a necessary one. He needs to strengthen Black support in Michigan. The divisions of the 2024 uncommitted movement were real, and Black voters haven’t forgotten how ugly that election became. #HealthcareForAll
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Christine @chermitup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So people told Crockett that she's unlikeable but also they need her to help the TX Senate candidate campaign. Then Harris shows up to help the MI Senate candidate campaign and people think she's a loser who needs to go away. Which is it? Kinda seems like you all just don't like Black women.
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icookfood2023.bsky.social @icookfood2023.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When you sit down at the table with them and it’s not uncomfortable. You are them.
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I can't like this because I fuckin hate this! My poor friend 🫂
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not just him, either
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I need to turn my attention to the indoor plants soon, but the fall gardening demands 😹
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
But when the American President approached the microphone, global collaboration was immediately tossed aside in favor of a much simpler, far more brutal diplomatic doctrine: capitulation or complete annihilation.
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Who will she write that strongly worded letter to?!
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I miss LJ more and more by the day. Even the metastatic book of faces allows for public/private posting.
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He ordered the grande margarita...I think each one is more than a pitcher 😹☠️😹
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I was just up there 6 weeks ago! Go to Steamboat Lake and Pearl Lake, they're spring fed so they're full. The rest of the bodies of water are frighteningly low and dry this year.
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My mom is... like I just refer to her as Tim Allen with tits 😹 And I don't think she ever tried to pass, people just assumed I guess? Having a kid in the 70s likely created that assumption for others?
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Who knew that being a two-faced, craven liar was a medical condition? Kinda thought it was a job qualification in the republican party. @yellowscenemag.bsky.social yellowscene.com/2026/09/15/a...
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Andrew Moore resigns as Erie mayor - Yellow Scene Magazine
Erie Mayor Andrew Moore announced his resignation today, effective November 10, 2026, citing his health and the desire to spend more time on his family
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When are he and Kash Patel doing happy hour together?
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They're the old folks version of kids on e-bikes 😹
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Grok wrote that.
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Right? No one invited them so they invite themselves, I guess.
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My bio mom was super butch - like has worn men's clothing forever because comfort and pockets, never married to a man (was married illegally to my other mom in 1972), and somehow passed because the hets do indeed assume and see what they want/expect 🤷🏻‍♀️ she was not trying to pass, btw.
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh my god, I just about drooled on my phone over here!
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Stitch Drooling
ALT: Stitch Drooling
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am 2 dumbs dumber after watching that.
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You laugh...but I feast! I added garlic and fresh garden basil along with a handful of chopped walnuts plus the garlicparm roasted squash and green beans 🤤
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I need to be healed after watching that 🤢🤮🤬
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The Dread Pirate Lola @loladread.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Double it 🤤
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