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Andy Hollandbeck

@logophilius.bsky.social
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Saturday Evening Post managing editor, clarinetist, mediocre pianist, writer, and lapsed peevologist. He who sows thorns should not go barefoot.

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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I got both the flu and COVID vaccines this morning in the same shoulder and it's hitting me hard. At this point my greatest concern is that I will die BEFORE my arm falls off. (Losing an arm is on my bucket list.)
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today in etymology: Originally, rosemary wasn't a reference to a rose, and wasn't particularly Mary-like either: www.saturdayeveningpost.com/2026/10/in-a...
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In a Word: ‘There’s Rosemary, That’s for Remembrance’ | The Saturday Evening Post
That which we call rosemary by any other name would smell as sweet.
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let me get this straight: A person who makes a living by writing is just fine with using AI to replace other people who make a living writing. I assume she believes this only as long as AI doesn't encroach on the type of writing SHE makes a living doing.
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Does that make this a folk etymology?
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The silver lining of having Pete Hegseth around is that it makes explaining "toxic masculinity" fairly easy. It's whatever he would do.
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is a book I learned about from the @becauselanguage.com podcast. If "How to Kill a Language" is your kind of thing, this podcast probably will be too.
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Short meetings are the best meetings.
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I had almost forgotten how quickly the "photo of a shark swimming up the street" meme can come out whenever there's flooding somewhere.
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
COVID-19.
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Editors: That last comma creates two independent clauses! Meaning he's telling MAGA, "Allow crime to again flourish"! What do I do with this information?!
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Seconded.
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When "quintessential" is the right word but it's too long for the space you're filling. #amediting
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Are there any other writers or editors out there who differentiate analog = the opposite of digital and analogue = something comparable or analogous? And what do you think of the idea?
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Friday: Buy the new @merriam-webster.com dictionary. Saturday: Buy some readers so I can read the new dictionary. Sunday: Where did I put those readers?
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Punctuation Day! Is it happens, I've got TWO pertinent articles of my own to share. The first is about rarer punctuation (with perhaps a broader definition of "punctuation" than is usual). www.saturdayeveningpost.com/2021/09/in-a...
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In a Word: 4 Unusual Punctuation Marks | The Saturday Evening Post
The are more punctuation marks in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are included on your keyboard.
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The word is bestiality, not beastiality. Yes, it's a little unexpected (like the N-lessness of restaurateur), but who expected this word to show up in so many news stories?
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The worst thing about being Gen X is how old we all are now.
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Any time you hear an AI or surveillance company make a statement about what their product does NOT do, you should add "now" to the end of it before you evaluate it. "Images of individual faces are not stored [now]." "We don't store any names or personal identifiers [now]."
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think I might have uncovered the subconscious reason I decided to rewatch Legends of Tomorrow.
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Today in unsolicited texts: "Hi, I'm Jennifer. What are your thoughts on the US-Israeli partnership? Can we chat?"
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Hugh Grant's Frustrated Christmas in Love Actually
ALT: Hugh Grant's Frustrated Christmas in Love Actually
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today in doodling during meetings.
Pencil sketch of a distorted, large-eyed screaming face
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My latest #etymology column is about the ones we get wrong. www.saturdayeveningpost.com/2026/09/in-a...
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In a Word: Bad Etymology | The Saturday Evening Post
The stories of how English words have evolved are fun and interesting and surprising, even if they aren’t true.
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Make a band deadly Sarin MacLachlan
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Do we (or the Germans) have a good name for that slight relief I feel when I learn that the annoying problem I've been dealing with isn't just affecting me? Anyway, if you can't copy/paste or Autofill by dragging in Excel, you're not alone: windowsreport.com/microsoft-ex...
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Microsoft Excel copy and paste isn't working after KB5002914 update, the company confirms
Microsoft has confirmed a copy-and-paste issue affecting Excel 2024, 2021, 2019, and 2016 after the KB5002914 security update.
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
On top of everything else, I just got rear ended.
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Katharine O'Moore-Klopf, ELS @kokedit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#Editors, here is info about a guide (in PDF form) to things #designers wish #authors and editors knew before sending a #manuscript for #layout: lnkd.in/p/gGewHwgJ
The cover of a guide called Before Book Layouts Begin.
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The servers at Olive Garden know how to get a bigger tip.
A to-go clamshell box full of Olive Garden mints, widely cited as the best reason to go to Olive Garden in the first place.
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Speaking of conferences for editors, you're running out of time to register for ACES VCON. Do it now! aceseditors.org/conferences/...
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ACES VCON26
Join ACES VCON26, the virtual conference for editors. Explore sessions, networking, and professional development from Sept. 16-18, 2026.
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Would love to be here, but it's just not financially in the cards for me.
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This will no doubt be used to justify violence against anyone who displays a pride flag.
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
miniscule --> minuscule "minus" = Latin for "less" "mini-" was lopped off aholic-like from "miniature," which traces to minium "red lead," which was used to make red ink, which was used to illuminate manuscripts with tiny (you might even say miniaturized) pictures of larger things.
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Feeling pretty cynical today, if it isn't clear.
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One for the word nerds, in case it's not widely known: "Astroturf" = "fake grassroots." It's, like, a second-level metaphor.
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Lowering your standards to prove that you have some is capitulation to a thieving technology that’s trying to replace human effort and artistic struggle with a soulless, algorithmic mediocrity." So says me: www.saturdayeveningpost.com/2026/09/cont...
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Contrariwise: To Err Is Human | The Saturday Evening Post
People are now intentionally inserting “typos” into their work to prove that it was written by a real person and not genAI.
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm sure she'll land on her feet soon, probably at the White House.
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I bet Rand McNally is making a relative killing these days. (And I'm curious how many [presumably younger] people on Bluesky don't know the name Rand McNally.)
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So, this is out there now. And, yes, my job will be going away at the end of the year. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/02/b...
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Saturday Evening Post Will Stop Printing After 205 Years
The magazine, famous for publishing Jack London stories and Norman Rockwell art, will continue online.
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Peter Eats His Mother's Grits Quite Slowly, Causing Offense Papa Especially Hates My Grandma's Quite Small Corner Office
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They're coming for our facts. www.npr.org/2026/08/31/n...
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Trump officials cut political interference ban after unusual Census Bureau report
After the Census Bureau issued a report tied to a Trump-aligned think tank, the bureau's parent agency cut language banning political interference from its scientific integrity policy, NPR learned.
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I mean, Ms. Rachel is on there, and I've at least heard of her. I was hoping to see Elle Cordova appear in that list. I mean, I would support an intentional effort to get her on next year's list. Otherwise, yeah, I'm an out-of-touch old fart like you.
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I assumed it meant "laughing out loud [and] peeing."
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My compliments to the Connections editors.
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I just got stung by a bee that wasn't very good at it.
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Business-friendly states" is Republican for "states that won't raise taxes on multi-millionaires." "Family-friendly" is Republican for "conservative Christian."
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Heads up, @becauselanguage.com
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Surprised myself today. I found a Rarity-81 word worth 94 pts in OUTLIER. EAGLE EYES · 911 points · 10 rare words. Only 3 players have ever found it in all of Outlier. 10 finds no one else found today. OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me? playoutlier.com/s/MRWFAP
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OUTLIER · Day 98
logophilius scored 911 on Day 98 — can you beat them?
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Had a dream that I was attending my own weekend-long bachelor party, but I woke up right as I got to the sexy parts. It's just one disappointment after another this week.
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger: Bruce Summerstein and the F Street Band
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
No, a quarter horse is not one-fourth the size of a regular horse. www.saturdayeveningpost.com/2026/08/in-a...
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In a Word: Four Quarters Make a Story | The Saturday Evening Post
Some senses of “quarter” have nothing to do with dividing something into fourths.
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Andy Hollandbeck @logophilius.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yes, but it's a dog with the speaking voice of Kelsey Grammer.
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