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From the show Star Trek: The Next Generation. An ichthyoid alien in a Starfleet uniform with four collar pips in a dim red cavern. They say "That's their weakness. A lack of memory."

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From the show The Office. Michael and Erin driving, Erin at the wheel. Michael looks over at her crossly and says "- YOU'RE WHAT, LIKE, 12?"

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From the show Scrubs. The Janitor in a corridor talking to what looks like Carla's hair on the edge of frame but is revealed to be JD in a wig. He yells "Mentiroso!" and an on-screen chyron translates it to "LIAR!!"

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From the film Wet Hot American Summer. A dork-coded kid with frizzy hair and a chicken in his arms looking down to avoid eye contact in front of an outdoor Summer camp background of grass, trees and bunkhouses. sub - "(IN NORMAL VOICE) Okay."

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From the show The Simpsons. A crowd of smiling schoolchildren hurling rocks.

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From the film Over Your Dead Body. Jason Segal driving with his wife in the passenger seat. They're both smiling slightly as he says to her "Utterly embarrassed by my existence."

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From the film Secret Window. A low swooping shot over a lake surrounded by mountains and pines. Onscreen chyron reads "A PARIAH Production".

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From the film Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping. Conner4Real in a leopard-print sweater and fat gold chain in his swanky kitchen, medium-close. He says "Well...that's very disappointing" to someone out of view while wearing a facial expression that matches that energy.

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From the show Star Trek: Voyager. A farmer-coded guy with dirty cap and flannel on, wild eyes and a big slab of brow getting zapped by a phaser beam at the exact moment he's trying to bring a shotgun to bear on whoever's just gotten the drop on him.

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From the show Battlestar Galactica. Closeup of Commander Adama looking downcast and sober. He says "Posterity really doesn't look too kindly on genocide."

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From the TV miniseries The Langoliers. David Morse, playing an airline pilot, leans into view to whisper to a sad-looking man in a lavender button-down: "I think it's hysteria."

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From the TV miniseries The Stand (1994). Tom Cullen smiles in overalls in front of a diner window decorated with plastic trees and a green tarp. He says "Decoration is my hobby."

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lotta takes today

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From the show The Prisoner. In a giant cave, a jury of people dressed in white robes and black-and-white two-tone rubber goblin masks slam their hands on the jury box in which they're seated and yell together "take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take,".

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From the show It: Welcome to Derry. Pennywise in closeup, pitched forward and swathed in fog, lower half of its face covered in fresh blood. It drools and hisses: "Not them!"

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From the show Star Trek: The Next Generation. A dirty, wounded Romulan on the lightning-charged surface of Galorndon Core in the middle of a storm. He angrily says "You can be sarcastic now" to someone he's pointing a gun at.

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From the show The Venture Bros. Henchman 21 leads The Monarch down some stone stairs into a cavernous underground lair. The Monarch says "Ugh. It smells like blue cheese down here."

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From the film Evil Does Not Exist. Two corporate representatives in matching outfits sit behind a folding table and deliver a slideshow presentation involving blueprints. The one on the left is behind a silver laptop, the one on the right holds a wireless microphone and says to someone in the audience "I'm not qualified to respond to that."

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From the show King of the Hill. Peggy with her eyes narrowed in silent fury as she drinks a little paper cup of haterade. She's in the school gym and a poster on the wall featuring a sentient drop of blood says "Every Drop Counts!"

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From the show The Kids in the Hall. Kevin McDonald in a dirty basement wearing a shabby gorilla suit with no head on. He's raising one fist and yelling "Let the slaughter begin!" right at the viewer.

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resistance is visible

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From the show Star Trek: The Next Generation. The Enterprise being eerily scanned by a massive Borg cube's green conical beam.

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From the film Wet Hot American Summer. An uninteresting grey river stone foregrounded with a blurry hand holding another rock behind it. sub - "You see? This is us,"

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From the show The Simpsons. Homer drinks whiskey on the rocks as he looks sadly at his computer monitor in the dark.

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From the film In Bruges. Brendan Gleeson smiles saucily and cocks his head to the side, goading someone across the table from him. He says "Oh, we shall strike a balance between culture and fun."

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From the show Futurama. A big sign says "WORLD ENDING" and the sun is on fire as New New Yorkers look out the windows of their skyscrapers to scream in horror. A man in an apron leaps to his death.

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From the show Battlestar Galactica. Felix Gaeta from the period of occupation on New Caprica, pointing his gun dramatically at someone just off-frame with tearful rage in his eyes. He says "I believed in you."

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"Sluts rock. It's just gotta be the right slut."

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From the film Wet Hot American Summer. Chris Meloni as a Vietnam veteran working the cafeteria at a summer camp. He's got on a sleeveless blue tee and a faded head scarf. Shoulders back, brow tensed, he frowns and says to the room "You're probably asking yourselves, 'Isn't he a weirdo,".

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From the show Scrubs. Ted, JD and Turk all seated in the cafeteria looking miserable in especially ugly prune-colored scrubs. sub - "everything falls apart."

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From the game The Excavation of Hob's Barrow. Pixel art of a foggy grass field with some scattered sheep grazing and one foregrounded sheep looking directly at the viewer.

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From the show The Kids in the Hall. A hand in a business suit uses a pointer to indicate a blue-toned bar chart that shows "SALES OF BOO!" are going steadily up over the course of six months. BOO currently appears to have sold "2 million."

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From the show Peep Show. A man looks at the viewer while awkwardly clutching a small net to be used to assist in his wife's pool birth. sub - "A useless gnome fishing for turds."

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From the show Futurama. A human man of the exploitable/expendable income bracket class gets slapped in the face by a robot upon waking from his nightly slumber.

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From the show The Prisoner. A judge in red robes and powdered wig stands at a lectern on a raised platform in a cavern full of stalactites and pronounces to the viewer "You are the only individual."

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From the show Futurama. Fry yells "Dork alert!" to Leela while pointing at a projected image of himself in an echoic pose. In the slide, he is a young bespectacled dork with acne, a scepter, and a t-shirt that says "Dungeon Master." In the present/foreground, he's in a tuxedo appearing onstage. He and Leela sit at a table with bunting next to a lectern.

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From the TV miniseries The Stand (1994). A nerd-coded guy with pomade in his crew cut and thick reading glasses on looks away from the viewer to peer out the blinds of a nice suburban home. He says "Nuts" in response to whatever he sees outside.

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Later on in the same film. Now the character wears a trench coat with a popped collar, has on dark winged sunnies indoors, and brandishes a croquet mallet.

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From the show Battlestar Galactica. A Hybrid sits up suddenly from a bath of glowing white liquid and says to itself "Mists of dreams drip along the nascent echo and love no more."

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From the film Wet Hot American Summer. Amy Poehler shouts at a preteen boy onstage: "Okay, stop! I feel like I'm watching regional theater, you guys."

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From the film Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping. Conner4Real appears as a guest on the Jimmy Fallon show in a white satin jacket and cap. He laughs and says "Don't do that, Jimmy Fallon" in response to whatever it is Jimmy Fallon is doing which we can't see. Still, this is sound and goodly advice we should all heed and repeat often lest it be forgotten. Jimmy Fallon should not be doing that.

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From the game Baldur's Gate 3. The tiefling Karlach says "Ahh, I love this time of year. The dickheads start popping up wherever you look."

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From the show The Simpsons. The Simpsons family stand in the snow amid the scattered burning wreckage of an exploded car. Everyone but Homer looks shocked. Homer angrily says "Aw, I knew this would happen!"

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From the TV miniseries The Langoliers. Mr. Toomey, looking anguished, says "I don't want my job and I don't want my life" to an hallucination of his father.