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In case anyone was wondering, the Army stays screwing you over because " there is no Army Policy authorizing HHG/POV storage in support of soldiers deployed"

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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 22/11/2023

Sounds like she reminds the teacher they had homework due

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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 22/11/2023

I know noone actually reads 385-10, cause it definitely says you have to have a tarp on trucks if yoy want to transport troops in it

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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 22/11/2023

My grandad's go to nam story is inventorying and organizing like 21 warehouses in Saigon, getting a MSM for it, then shipping home to his retirement assignment. So there's at least one supply vet

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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 17/11/2023

The Yeoman Warders are military, so same job. I dont count performance artists.

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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 17/11/2023

Can anyone think of another job that makes you stand in a field for a couple hours while you're not allowed to move?

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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 17/11/2023

That last quote unlocked a childhood memory and now I'm uncomfy

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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 17/11/2023

Why does it feel like the only thing we actually rehearse is ceremonies? Nothing important like training. Just marching in circles.

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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 16/11/2023

Finding shit in my COF that expired in 2013, or hasn't been opened since 2015. Of course we can't pass an audit.

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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 15/11/2023

But are the sounds of slowly drowning in the mud included

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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 13/11/2023

People's continued insistence on fucking up one way parking lots at Sam's Club contributes greatly to my desire to do violence

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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 09/11/2023

I have been a captain over 3 years. That's weird.

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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 03/11/2023

"How long did your foreign travel take to radicalize you?" Oh, like day 2

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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 04/10/2023

"But it's your decision sir" As if I am not distinctly and intimately aware, every second of every day, that it's always my decision

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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 04/10/2023

Would it kill us to replace every form with SSN on it to say DODID? It's been over a decade

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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 26/09/2023

I stg if my LT gave me Covid after I've dodged it all this time... I have no idea what I'm going to do but holy shit I am dying

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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 17/09/2023

Clearly got divorced as a major and went down the rabbit hole

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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 17/09/2023

I need Google to fuck off with asking if I want to try their AI assisted search. I said no already goddamnit

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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 13/09/2023

I do not feel in charge, only liable for things that happen in my ostensible command

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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 13/09/2023

If you think more ADSOs are an effective retention tactic, you are the problem with the army

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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 12/09/2023

I mean the first one that comes to mind is purely admin vs tactical. What the regulation says block checks and terms mean in evaluations verses what HRC actually interprets. Or "noone can ask for your evals" vs "everyone is going to ask for your evals"

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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 12/09/2023

My main frustration with the Army is that my first response to anything is "what's the reg/doctrine say" and then finding the wild dissonance between that and reality

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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 10/09/2023

Successfully got her to spend 800 dollars on power tools from the Labor Day sale, and now I get to use them. Can I get a W in chat

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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 10/09/2023

Is also thinking about doing it again right now

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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 01/09/2023

It is extremely upsetting that to say Hammond is not long for this world. He isnt really eating, lost a lot of weight in the past 3 weeks, being antisocial, and struggles to be comfortable laying down. This weekend we're doing the hard thing despite how much I wish we weren't

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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 29/08/2023

Do we have a "is kissinger dead yet" bot here in bluesky? Anyone? Bueller?

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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 27/08/2023

The problem with Catholic guilt is that they're never guilty about the things they should be

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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 24/08/2023

Great thing is I'll never have to worry about "oh I'm not a man, I didn't serve" feelings

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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 24/08/2023

This is not helping my "maybe I should just get out" plotline

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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 23/08/2023

Does that make EFPs the munitions Ultimate Frisbee club?

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