Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 6hbit early for that yet, but yeah i agree, not that one is even really needed at this point 000
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 8hi would carry a bag of eggs around every day if i know i had a decent chance of running into any of the fox news propaganda puppets on the street 000
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 8htype of people you just wanna throw eggs at on sight if you see them in public 100
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 20hWhy would you engage intellectually with a Nazi when you can remind them that they're garbage? 0290
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026once the free salsa barrier is crossed there can be no recovery 001
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Oh is that what JG wentworth is up to these days 030
Reposted by Locust Pocus CollectiveA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious. 5162311721
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026whoever is tweaking the sim city difficulty modifiers for our universe you are a fuckin weird one my friend 020
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026our child president does love to parkour from horror to funny without any sort of transition slides 000
Reposted by Locust Pocus CollectiveMelissa Nadia Viviana 🐸 @resistrebelrevolt.net · 02/10/2026"A dozen orcs stormed the Palantir offices in Seattle this week to apply for jobs at the surveillance tech company. Palantir's militarized AI products attracted the horde of orcs, who hoped that their history of serving the Dark Lords would land them a gig. Unfortunately, Palantir didn't bite." 🤣 832172596
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026oh is this the shit theyre gonna use to kill all the people who could vote them out of office with 030
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i would like it to be even less pleasant, but yes given the budgetary constraints maybe a remodel would be more responsible than a new facility 1110
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i dont want to build a bridge for the billionaires, i want to build a guantanamo bay just for them 4781
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Well let's see what happens when they gotta try and sell that shit as the democrats for the next decade 010
Reposted by Locust Pocus CollectiveFeral Millennial Communists of Late Stage Capitalism @feralcommie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The year is 2031. You pop out to buy some milk. A shelf stacking robot causually rips your balls off and places them neatly with the Caburys Cream Eggs. You can't sue, your biometric ID automatically signed a full legal waiver as soon as you stepped through the door. 1628257
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is why I always wince when people say they vote Republican because they're good on the economy, no they're not, they're gambling addicts with massively inflated egos and low moral character 060
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Well they need to start revoking trumps legal teams ability to practice law because they're all doing grimy ass shit 000
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026hell yeah Angie Nixon I like the cut of your jib 010
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026they should all be harassed for the rest of their stupid fuck ass lives 000
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Wait why is our military not encrypting any/all PII? I thought that was like standard practice? 010
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Vance belongs in solitary confinement 000
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I want a lot more than humiliation, I want their fortunes liquidated and put into a fund to repair the damage these people have done and then they go to prison for life 030
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Dude is a worthless sellout hack I hope his vacation homes get swallowed by the fucking earth 000
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026There can be no bipartisanship with a party composed of Nazis, grifters and child rapists 010
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026lol who the fuck even reads the free beacon 000
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026funny thing about maga propaganda outlets is they take the analysis and criticism of their behavior and then they try to reverse engineer the description of their own sociopathic bullshit and apply it to their ideological opponents with the same tone 120
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026just in time for my renewed mental effort to be more active in my community 010
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026he went to rfk's surgeon not realizing he specialized in nurgle coded mutations 000
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026put a bunch of weird ass people in a pressure cooker with unlimited money and see what happens fuck it 000
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026all of these people need to feel the exact mirror of what they have done to other people imo 120
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026probably watches more womens sports than any of the dudes who are real invested in the sanctity of womens sports all of a sudden 000
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026we are in the stupid singularity it could be tomorrow it could be 5 years, time becomes loosely defined in these chaotic situations 010
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026what the fuck are we gonna do when they drop super duper intelligence 011
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026he built an addictive data mining operation for big brother and now he thinks people are dumb enough to be distracted by cute teddy bear bullshit, dude has the emotional intelligence of a gopher 000
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You can tell dude rehearsed that shit in his head like 10 times that day 080
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026dudes who don't do shit but stroke their reddit chinstrap always got the condescending advice 020
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's cute these people think they're getting another chance at being in charge of things 010
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Glenn Gould would've improved music literacy by 300% if he was poastin, dude was smart as shit 000
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026another great reason to never install a meta app on your phone 030
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026facebook is easily in the top 3 creepiest companies in america 010