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Locust Pocus Collective

@locustpocus.bsky.social
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Worker-owned and operated devouring plague swarm leveraging 100% locally sourced foul magics to supercharge reproduction and appetite in order to lower big agricultures eco-footprint through direct locust-to-crop consumption

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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 6h
bit early for that yet, but yeah i agree, not that one is even really needed at this point
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 8h
i would carry a bag of eggs around every day if i know i had a decent chance of running into any of the fox news propaganda puppets on the street
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 8h
type of people you just wanna throw eggs at on sight if you see them in public
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 20h
Why would you engage intellectually with a Nazi when you can remind them that they're garbage?
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
once the free salsa barrier is crossed there can be no recovery
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh is that what JG wentworth is up to these days
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
whoever is tweaking the sim city difficulty modifiers for our universe you are a fuckin weird one my friend
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
our child president does love to parkour from horror to funny without any sort of transition slides
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Melissa Nadia Viviana 🐸 @resistrebelrevolt.net · 02/10/2026
"A dozen orcs stormed the Palantir offices in Seattle this week to apply for jobs at the surveillance tech company. Palantir's militarized AI products attracted the horde of orcs, who hoped that their history of serving the Dark Lords would land them a gig. Unfortunately, Palantir didn't bite." 🤣
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Resting ermmm face
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
oh is this the shit theyre gonna use to kill all the people who could vote them out of office with
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i would like it to be even less pleasant, but yes given the budgetary constraints maybe a remodel would be more responsible than a new facility
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i dont want to build a bridge for the billionaires, i want to build a guantanamo bay just for them
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well let's see what happens when they gotta try and sell that shit as the democrats for the next decade
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Feral Millennial Communists of Late Stage Capitalism @feralcommie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The year is 2031. You pop out to buy some milk. A shelf stacking robot causually rips your balls off and places them neatly with the Caburys Cream Eggs. You can't sue, your biometric ID automatically signed a full legal waiver as soon as you stepped through the door.
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is why I always wince when people say they vote Republican because they're good on the economy, no they're not, they're gambling addicts with massively inflated egos and low moral character
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well they need to start revoking trumps legal teams ability to practice law because they're all doing grimy ass shit
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
look at those mommy milkers
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my man is lactating
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hell yeah Angie Nixon I like the cut of your jib
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they should all be harassed for the rest of their stupid fuck ass lives
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wait why is our military not encrypting any/all PII? I thought that was like standard practice?
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Vance belongs in solitary confinement
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They never make me do that
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I would talk sooo much shit
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I want a lot more than humiliation, I want their fortunes liquidated and put into a fund to repair the damage these people have done and then they go to prison for life
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dude is a worthless sellout hack I hope his vacation homes get swallowed by the fucking earth
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There can be no bipartisanship with a party composed of Nazis, grifters and child rapists
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
lol who the fuck even reads the free beacon
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Number 1 seems good
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
funny thing about maga propaganda outlets is they take the analysis and criticism of their behavior and then they try to reverse engineer the description of their own sociopathic bullshit and apply it to their ideological opponents with the same tone
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
just in time for my renewed mental effort to be more active in my community
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he went to rfk's surgeon not realizing he specialized in nurgle coded mutations
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
put a bunch of weird ass people in a pressure cooker with unlimited money and see what happens fuck it
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
all of these people need to feel the exact mirror of what they have done to other people imo
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i blame the ghost of carlo gesualdo
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
probably watches more womens sports than any of the dudes who are real invested in the sanctity of womens sports all of a sudden
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we are in the stupid singularity it could be tomorrow it could be 5 years, time becomes loosely defined in these chaotic situations
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what the fuck are we gonna do when they drop super duper intelligence
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
he built an addictive data mining operation for big brother and now he thinks people are dumb enough to be distracted by cute teddy bear bullshit, dude has the emotional intelligence of a gopher
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can tell dude rehearsed that shit in his head like 10 times that day
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
dudes who don't do shit but stroke their reddit chinstrap always got the condescending advice
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's cute these people think they're getting another chance at being in charge of things
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Glenn Gould would've improved music literacy by 300% if he was poastin, dude was smart as shit
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
smh
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this mfer worships rallos zek
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
another great reason to never install a meta app on your phone
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Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
facebook is easily in the top 3 creepiest companies in america
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