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Rick

@locktowndog.bsky.social
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No spring chicken anymore. Artist. Art historian just short of a degree. Still working on it. Lazy servant to a stubborn doggo. Pagan, mindful heathen with animist/buddhist tendencies.

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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 2h
1) Boy #1 bought me another speaker for my stereo, which was so kind and generous. 2) He accidentally spilled his allergy tablets in it, which was not so great.
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 3h
Nope.
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 7h
boy #1: Why are working again? me: I have shit to do. boy #1: With the way your legs are acting up? me: I'm sitting. boy #1: Again... your legs... me: Again... shit to do.
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 10h
Currently reading...
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 10h
Currently spinning on the turntable...
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 11h
I woke boy #1 up at 6am to ask him what day of the week it is. I still don't know.
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
...and ask for their bank info.
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Ritz (client) is asking for "luxury trees". (my head explodes)
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I AM DAD @iamdad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So does "lague".
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Exercise? No problem. Ask me to walk across the room? Problem. Another point... I haven't fallen in more than a month. Know your capabilities.
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"you will never receive a penny, until you prove to us you're disabled. and you have to continue working, until you're 62." Oh joy.
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mein Schaft
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Same. I was trying to find a fix when it started working.
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
...and don't ask me why Edgar was headbutting the fridge at 3am. I don't know.
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There's nothing like getting a midnight text notification from your dead mother... again. Thanks Verizon.
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
boy #1: You were born in the '60s? me: Why do you think your mom found me so smexy? boy #1: Yeah, but she was nuts.
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Protesting boy #1 spending $100 on my groceries. 🤬
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"You haven't lost weakness. Your brain has lost it's communication skills." No shit.
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sort of.
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Trying to figure out a storage system for my LPs. Basically out of space I can buy a unit for less than $200, but fuck no. 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yep. It's a mess.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pisces: Add a conch shell to your everyday carry and remind anyone who stands in your way that you possess the Power of the Conch.
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Commercial: "Remember... Democrats, Liberals, and Communists are coming for President Trump's rights. You can stop them." me: (turns off tv)
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Boy #1 turned 31 last year and asks why I'm so depressed this year. 🤕 Gee. I don't know.
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Watching a stroke doctor explain why antidepressants are given out at the hospital... etc. Mine didn't! They just gave me a big bill!
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not feeling well, so puts on T Rex because... why not. Random birds start slamming into the window...
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My legs are tight and pained, like I had a strict gym leg day even though I just tried walking across the driveway. Because... of course.
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Currently spinning on the turntable...
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Currently reading...
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have lost so many horse friends over the years.
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No.
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Been doing it for years. Feels like a quake.
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was attacked by a beaver once ... for approaching too close.
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NO KIDDING!!
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There goes a wild horse scratching his ass on the house again.
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
From my 5 minute sketches:
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And Clapton is still a douche.
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
At everyone's expense.
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
boy #1: I think the dog stole a joint. Do we need to take him to the vet? me: YOU GOT HIM HIGH? boy #1: No. But he is a thief. me: It explains why he ate a lemon tree again AND stole a peanut butter sandwich from the counter. He's asleep in your room, I think.
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"You can't water a graveyard and expect anything to grow." 😳
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Even local raccoons live underground.
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I saw a typical tree squirrel on the porch! First time ever. We usually get ecoli-plagued ground squirrels, sooooo... 🤷
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The original is good too.
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Aaand Edgar eats the lemon tree I planted...
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
8am, and I've already got my daily headache. 🤨
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It never fails. Just as I start feeling okay-ish, one misstep and I fall down face first.
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Old #art
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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's been said for a year.
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