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Alistair🍷

@localnecromancer.bsky.social
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"and then you put the fire out" | 25. y.o. | writer | non-binary | he/they| literature student | "you see it too? for me it's always like this"

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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
james blunt is one of those celebrities where i personally separate art from the artist cause his art isn't it for me, but he's such a funny guy. i love him.
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Matpat making an Amanda the Adventure movie,,,,, fuck i love being the target audience
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
you snooze, you lose oder so
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
can't believe the plague is back and it wasn't @pickwickian.bsky.social
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
mark hoffmann will forever be my favourite jigsaw apprentice. he did not give a fuck about redeeming people, he just wanted to murder some guys and i respect that.
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
nichts löst so pure wut in mir aus wie scrabble spielen
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
who's gonna haha with me about this
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
not being able to read comics earlier than 30 days after US-release is all fun and games, until you're super excited about a new issue and no one to talk to about it
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not saying im having a mental health episode but i am currently dying red ghost roots into my hair
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the very neurotypical urge to wear noise-cancelling headphones in the shower (if i take them off i die)
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
blatantly just not me nan
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hell yeaaaaa 👏
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
wenn er dich trotz deiner coolen rohrflöte nicht will :(
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
still upset af that i didnt manage to get tickets for the hard launch tour btw. no one send me pics, i am gonna cry. lost the ticket war.
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i cant stop thinking about those tragic little gay men. they consume my every waking thought. (i am in #willsker brainrot hell)
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the heat:
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Albert Wesker Adjusts Sunglasses (DBD)
ALT: Albert Wesker Adjusts Sunglasses (DBD)
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
gonna add orange lenses to my foxy costume on halloween this year cause i love adding details that no one will notice and that make the outfit more uncomfortable
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bitte werde nicht von einem Kampfjet ermordet 🙏
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Holy Fuck Dude Eric Cartman
ALT: Holy Fuck Dude Eric Cartman
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
20€ auf Handgranate
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i feel like when u do a degree with chronic pain you should get an extra award. a "i did this while on heavy pain meds and screaming muscles" award.
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
öffne meine hausarbeit auf word und word stürzt sofort ab. ich auch, word. ich auch.
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"you'll become more conservative when you're older" okay so far ive only gotten more leftist. a few more years and ill built molotovs.
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
one of these days, i will find a university website where all the links work. today is not that day.
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
one thing you gotta respect about the saw fandom is that is has the best shipping names chainshipping? crazy work shotgunshipping? excellent coffinshipping? 100% never misses
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
TIME FOR SAW 3 🙌
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
not passing (and having no desire to pass), but having your name and gender legally changed is all fun and games until its time to pick up packages
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
rip to dr. lawrence gordon but i think i could shoot a stranger to save my child, no matter how homosexual the tension in that basement is.
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Das lustigste daran Call of Cthulu zu lernen wenn man von DnD kommt ist dass in DnD alle Orte so magische secondary-world Namen haben und dann öffnet man ein Cthulu Oneshot und der spielt in Frankfurt.
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ich: will mein Wohnzimmer endlich richtig einrichten und dekorieren Ikea: SAY LESS
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm crying. why is the first thing this book about werwolves does shit talking them
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
people dont want you to know this, but this is what real academia looks like
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i hate wearing heels i wore when i was sixteen. why am i stumbling around like a baby deer. my feet hurt. what was 16 year old me doing.
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
me, locking the fuck in when the new gwent cards are introduced:
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
what if creepypasta and digital storytelling as phd topic. what then.
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
sorry i read the words smile.jpg and had a physical reaction
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
having to research the slenderman stabbings for an essay in the year of our lord 2026 is giving me middle-school ptsd that i did not ask for
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
every time i watch a dan and phil video i briefly want a relationship. then i scroll two minutes through hinge and suddenly i'm good, actually.
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
es ist schockierend wie viele cis männer auf hinge ihre pronomen auf er/ihnen stellen, weil sie denken ihnen ist eine form von er.
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
claiming this energy
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
nichts schlimmer als eine hausarbeit fertig zu schreiben die man seit einem jahr schiebt. ich will dieses dokument nicht mehr sehen omg
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Das bekommt ne Fußnote 👀
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
gotta love looking gender-nonconforming in public. an elderly man just full stopped his bike, looked at me, said "ugh" and shook his head in a real *what has the world come to* way. meanwhile i was just walking down the road.
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
AHHHH OMG CONGRATSSSSS 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i genuinely believe the world would be a better place if more people realised that you dont need to say every single thought you have out loud.
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Mairon: I have very high standards. Melkor: LOOK HOW I SMASH THIS MOUNTAIN WITH MY HAMMER MAIRON Mairon: Shit. He's meeting all of my standards.
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
levitate, bitch boy.
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