Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026james blunt is one of those celebrities where i personally separate art from the artist cause his art isn't it for me, but he's such a funny guy. i love him. 000
Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Matpat making an Amanda the Adventure movie,,,,, fuck i love being the target audience 000
Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026can't believe the plague is back and it wasn't @pickwickian.bsky.social 120
Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026mark hoffmann will forever be my favourite jigsaw apprentice. he did not give a fuck about redeeming people, he just wanted to murder some guys and i respect that. 000
Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026nichts löst so pure wut in mir aus wie scrabble spielen 000
Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026not being able to read comics earlier than 30 days after US-release is all fun and games, until you're super excited about a new issue and no one to talk to about it 100
Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not saying im having a mental health episode but i am currently dying red ghost roots into my hair 000
Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026the very neurotypical urge to wear noise-cancelling headphones in the shower (if i take them off i die) 020
Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026wenn er dich trotz deiner coolen rohrflöte nicht will :( 000
Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026still upset af that i didnt manage to get tickets for the hard launch tour btw. no one send me pics, i am gonna cry. lost the ticket war. 000
Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i cant stop thinking about those tragic little gay men. they consume my every waking thought. (i am in #willsker brainrot hell) 031
Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026the heat:static.klipy.comAlbert Wesker Adjusts Sunglasses (DBD)ALT: Albert Wesker Adjusts Sunglasses (DBD) 110
Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026gonna add orange lenses to my foxy costume on halloween this year cause i love adding details that no one will notice and that make the outfit more uncomfortable 010
Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Bitte werde nicht von einem Kampfjet ermordet 🙏 100
Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comHoly Fuck Dude Eric CartmanALT: Holy Fuck Dude Eric Cartman 110
Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026i feel like when u do a degree with chronic pain you should get an extra award. a "i did this while on heavy pain meds and screaming muscles" award. 020
Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026öffne meine hausarbeit auf word und word stürzt sofort ab. ich auch, word. ich auch. 000
Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"you'll become more conservative when you're older" okay so far ive only gotten more leftist. a few more years and ill built molotovs. 011
Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026one of these days, i will find a university website where all the links work. today is not that day. 000
Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026one thing you gotta respect about the saw fandom is that is has the best shipping names chainshipping? crazy work shotgunshipping? excellent coffinshipping? 100% never misses 000
Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026not passing (and having no desire to pass), but having your name and gender legally changed is all fun and games until its time to pick up packages 010
Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026rip to dr. lawrence gordon but i think i could shoot a stranger to save my child, no matter how homosexual the tension in that basement is. 000
Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Das lustigste daran Call of Cthulu zu lernen wenn man von DnD kommt ist dass in DnD alle Orte so magische secondary-world Namen haben und dann öffnet man ein Cthulu Oneshot und der spielt in Frankfurt. 020
Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Ich: will mein Wohnzimmer endlich richtig einrichten und dekorieren Ikea: SAY LESS 010
Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I'm crying. why is the first thing this book about werwolves does shit talking them 010
Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026people dont want you to know this, but this is what real academia looks like 000
Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026i hate wearing heels i wore when i was sixteen. why am i stumbling around like a baby deer. my feet hurt. what was 16 year old me doing. 000
Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026me, locking the fuck in when the new gwent cards are introduced: 000
Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026what if creepypasta and digital storytelling as phd topic. what then. 000
Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026sorry i read the words smile.jpg and had a physical reaction 100
Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026having to research the slenderman stabbings for an essay in the year of our lord 2026 is giving me middle-school ptsd that i did not ask for 100
Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026every time i watch a dan and phil video i briefly want a relationship. then i scroll two minutes through hinge and suddenly i'm good, actually. 020
Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026es ist schockierend wie viele cis männer auf hinge ihre pronomen auf er/ihnen stellen, weil sie denken ihnen ist eine form von er. 010
Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026nichts schlimmer als eine hausarbeit fertig zu schreiben die man seit einem jahr schiebt. ich will dieses dokument nicht mehr sehen omg 000
Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026gotta love looking gender-nonconforming in public. an elderly man just full stopped his bike, looked at me, said "ugh" and shook his head in a real *what has the world come to* way. meanwhile i was just walking down the road. 040
Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026i genuinely believe the world would be a better place if more people realised that you dont need to say every single thought you have out loud. 010
Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Mairon: I have very high standards. Melkor: LOOK HOW I SMASH THIS MOUNTAIN WITH MY HAMMER MAIRON Mairon: Shit. He's meeting all of my standards. 110