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Alistair🍷

@localnecromancer.bsky.social
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"and then you put the fire out" | 25. y.o. | writer | non-binary | he/they| literature student | "you see it too? for me it's always like this"

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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
james blunt is one of those celebrities where i personally separate art from the artist cause his art isn't it for me, but he's such a funny guy. i love him.
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Matpat making an Amanda the Adventure movie,,,,, fuck i love being the target audience
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
can't believe the plague is back and it wasn't @pickwickian.bsky.social
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
mark hoffmann will forever be my favourite jigsaw apprentice. he did not give a fuck about redeeming people, he just wanted to murder some guys and i respect that.
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
nichts löst so pure wut in mir aus wie scrabble spielen
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
not being able to read comics earlier than 30 days after US-release is all fun and games, until you're super excited about a new issue and no one to talk to about it
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not saying im having a mental health episode but i am currently dying red ghost roots into my hair
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the very neurotypical urge to wear noise-cancelling headphones in the shower (if i take them off i die)
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
wenn er dich trotz deiner coolen rohrflöte nicht will :(
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
still upset af that i didnt manage to get tickets for the hard launch tour btw. no one send me pics, i am gonna cry. lost the ticket war.
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i cant stop thinking about those tragic little gay men. they consume my every waking thought. (i am in #willsker brainrot hell)
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
gonna add orange lenses to my foxy costume on halloween this year cause i love adding details that no one will notice and that make the outfit more uncomfortable
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i feel like when u do a degree with chronic pain you should get an extra award. a "i did this while on heavy pain meds and screaming muscles" award.
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
öffne meine hausarbeit auf word und word stürzt sofort ab. ich auch, word. ich auch.
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"you'll become more conservative when you're older" okay so far ive only gotten more leftist. a few more years and ill built molotovs.
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
one of these days, i will find a university website where all the links work. today is not that day.
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
one thing you gotta respect about the saw fandom is that is has the best shipping names chainshipping? crazy work shotgunshipping? excellent coffinshipping? 100% never misses
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
TIME FOR SAW 3 🙌
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
not passing (and having no desire to pass), but having your name and gender legally changed is all fun and games until its time to pick up packages
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
rip to dr. lawrence gordon but i think i could shoot a stranger to save my child, no matter how homosexual the tension in that basement is.
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Das lustigste daran Call of Cthulu zu lernen wenn man von DnD kommt ist dass in DnD alle Orte so magische secondary-world Namen haben und dann öffnet man ein Cthulu Oneshot und der spielt in Frankfurt.
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ich: will mein Wohnzimmer endlich richtig einrichten und dekorieren Ikea: SAY LESS
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm crying. why is the first thing this book about werwolves does shit talking them
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
people dont want you to know this, but this is what real academia looks like
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i hate wearing heels i wore when i was sixteen. why am i stumbling around like a baby deer. my feet hurt. what was 16 year old me doing.
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
me, locking the fuck in when the new gwent cards are introduced:
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
having to research the slenderman stabbings for an essay in the year of our lord 2026 is giving me middle-school ptsd that i did not ask for
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
every time i watch a dan and phil video i briefly want a relationship. then i scroll two minutes through hinge and suddenly i'm good, actually.
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
es ist schockierend wie viele cis männer auf hinge ihre pronomen auf er/ihnen stellen, weil sie denken ihnen ist eine form von er.
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
nichts schlimmer als eine hausarbeit fertig zu schreiben die man seit einem jahr schiebt. ich will dieses dokument nicht mehr sehen omg
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
gotta love looking gender-nonconforming in public. an elderly man just full stopped his bike, looked at me, said "ugh" and shook his head in a real *what has the world come to* way. meanwhile i was just walking down the road.
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i genuinely believe the world would be a better place if more people realised that you dont need to say every single thought you have out loud.
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
levitate, bitch boy.
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
i mean. if thats what it takes.
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I am not emotionally ready for Heated Rivalry S2 cause wdym there's gonna be a whole episode written to Mozart's Requiem. I am going to die.
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
replaying re village and the intro will never not be hilarious to me because why are they violently beating ethan up and kidnapping him instead of talking to him like a normal person 😭😭😭 chris redfield, love of my life, work on your communication skills.
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
resident evil fans keep winning this year, unbelievableeeee
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Men in Green Uniforms with Number 001 Cheering
ALT: Men in Green Uniforms with Number 001 Cheering
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
its me and my handheld fan against the world
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
ich und mein ventilator gegen die welt
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
liebe unsere all-gender umkleide. bin immer der einzige da. einfach private umkleide unlocked. slay.
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
"kann jetzt gerade bitte keine quest zur tür reinkommen? wir haben gerade suppe bestellt :("
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🎀 𝕸𝖊𝖗𝖎-𝕿𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖞⋆.˚⊹⁺ @meribunn.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Mein Partner & ich suchen noch immer Dokomi Tickets, falls jemand was weiß 👉👈 entweder 2x Sa 2x Sa+So oder 2x Fr+Sa+So ich checke schon seit langem mehrfach jeden Tag den Resale shop, aber noch kein Glück 🙇‍♀️
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
- "vielleicht war van helsing kfz-mechaniker" - "ne, vampirjäger" - "ja, aber vielleicht hat der in seiner jugend auch mal was vernünftiges gelernt"
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
my brother said he'd like to know more about my interests, and so i did the natural thing and went on a thirty minute rant about the batfam
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
never underestimate spite as a motivation
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
picking out classes for my last semester of classes is having me literally crying
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Alistair🍷 @localnecromancer.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
offer soup to the soup cave! soup to the soup cave!
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