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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 37m
Happy Colobus Day!
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R4ymo: Monkey Interaction
Alt: A black and white colobus monkey steps forward and slaps another grey monkey.
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Stolen hoodies are warmer.
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's ridiculously expensive and the world is becoming a hellscape?
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hearing our IT support person mention learning about 9/11 in history class... 👴
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And still using random names from Tolkien without understanding a word of the books.
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In the middle of a reread of the series, and just finished A Civil Campaign. I always felt Cordelia/Aral was a little rushed (the Betan therapists weren't completely wrong), but Miles/Ekaterin was brilliant.
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You had a Jaya card in the file and didn't make it?
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In case it wasn't clear ho partisan the Supreme Court has become. He suddenly wants to retire, but only if a Republican is running out of time to select his successor.
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
She doesn't need workplace advice, she needs legal advice.
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The three division winners are seeds 1-3. The second place teams are 4-6. The top two third place teams also qualify, and the team with the best record chooses which is 7 and which is 8.
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Your childhood is not going to make a lot of Detroiters happy. I have no idea why they didn't go for three divisions of four.
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 30/09/2026
Look, the Cornell 7 allegedly did the raping but that group chat had over 50 dudes in it. 50. One phone call from one guy & this poor woman doesn't have this horror put on her life. Not all men? All those men tho You wanna say not all men? Here's what you have to do bro:
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was hoping this would mean Professor Puck merch.
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If your church doesn't have Bad Bunny among their hymns, what even are they doing?
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Unless the job you are interviewing for is minion at Dracula's castle, in which case being able to cook a pot roast anywhere, including inside a wall, is a sought-after skill.
Two skeets.  The first, by John Scalzi, has a picture of meat in a smoker and reads "Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation."  The second, by Nintendo Life, has pictures of three men with weapons - heroes from Castlevania games - and reads "Best Castlevania Games, Ranked - Switch & Nintendo Consoles".
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Clark Bars were better than either version of Butterfingers.
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good to know that the middle school football team is undefreated and the school newsletter is getting all the editing I could hope for from people educating my child.
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I ... was not thinking of pants.
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We need @radiofreegeorgy.bsky.social's investigative skills.
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Brigandine Abyss: To win this campaign, you must visit three specific cities to get the crafting materials you need. Me:
A map from the video game Brigandine Abyss.  The entire world, except for one small area, is controlled by the same country.
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I still like how the community had to retcon Star Trek Discovery because they put Elon Musk on a list of great scientists.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I broke one of my online games in one of the stupidest ways possible, and the people running it - my character got injured in such a specific way that he can no longer generate a valid stat line.
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Sarcastic Raccoon: Good, Good Meme
ALT: Sarcastic Raccoon: Good, Good Meme
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You know you've made it when they stop calling you altogether even though you're working from home and the primary contact on everything because Not The Mamma.
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Strawberry Machine Cake has dropped out of Ed Sheeran's tour.
A concert, showing a woman singing on a floating platform, a snake playing bass, and a cat-person singing.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/LZhS_... Blumineck giving a great response to unfuckable incel weirdos transvestigating his wife
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Educating haters (again)
YouTube video by blumineck
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cheating at bridge.
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Kiddo loves Hitchhiker's Guide, though they did briefly think 41 was the Ultimate Answer...
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Witch from Mercury had the sense to just put them in a military academy so they could focus on being Utena in Space.
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Dustin Knight @kitsunewarlock.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm so happy to see that Starfinder Society Scenario #2-03: Bittersweet by @brent1337.bsky.social is getting five star reviews! I suggested the basic premise, but Brent & @d20diaries.bsky.social did the actual work bringing it to life! Meme inspired by the art! store.paizo.com/starfinder-s...
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I just want to know if the last prompt was set up in advance or if the art team improvised it based on what happened earlier.
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If there ever was an Orange Lantern...
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
this is the kind of design costume designers make to tell you who are the bad guys in a space movie
Donald Trump posts an image on his Truth Social account. It shows a new uniform for US Space Force members, comprising of an all-black outfit with knee-high black leather boots, black cap, and minimalist looking suit.
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I kill him in every battle he's in.
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
At least they recognized that no one would ever steal Raisinets.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/09/2026
Trade xkcd.com/3290/
Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The one who has alt text explaining who all these people are.
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
More cops in schools is a bad thing. Use that money for teachers.
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well deserved. Read this. Now. Yes, you.
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Quills?
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Can someone please adjust the settings on the grim reaper's claw game?
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Alt text please.
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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton did a huge amount of good with wealth she largely worked to earn. 9 to 5 is a Marxist text & permeant karaoke banger. She stood with queer & trans people throughout her life & the world was a better place for having her stay a while.
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You know things are going well when you need to write this on a 50 foot tall banner.
A huge advertising banner.  White text on a dark green background reads "Sources and case law citations that actually exist."
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
• I'm in this picture and I don't like it.
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Dice Hoarder - Official Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by Dice Hoarder
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Not me finding a video game about bugs doing sumo and quickly assembling a max level all shiny team...
Screenshot from Kabuto Sumo.  A bee, a butterfly and a beetle face off from each side of a tambourine marked to look like a sumo ring.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A reminder for Democratic Party leadership: New research from Yale found that Medicare for All would save over 114,000 lives and $1 trillion a year. It's no surprise why the majority of Americans — including 90% of Democrats — support it.
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LoBue @lobue.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Do these people not realize that it would take about five seconds to find an accurate, free map of the United States via a search on any engine? And if they're in a school, there are probably dozens of copies of the map already there?
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