n_n @loam.bsky.social · 13/10/2023I'm a digital phr34k. Not no analog bytch. EPA tested the air quality around the world and fucking rejoiced. It's caked with my radio waves. Do U even kno how fibre optics work? 010
n_n @loam.bsky.social · 05/10/2023"Do not fear, I am wetting the affected areas." (proper firefighter saying) "Chill out. I'm wettin' it." (fake, sexier Hollywood version) 110
n_n @loam.bsky.social · 04/10/2023Can it wait? I'm re-crangling the central borgletron switchboard (Sci fi joke) 000
n_n @loam.bsky.social · 30/09/2023Yooo, I bought one of these in 2010. It chews the coins down with haunting motion. 010
n_n @loam.bsky.social · 23/09/2023Everyone always talks about how Space Jam made a generation of furries by sexualizing the lady bunny. When are we going to talk about the Wayne Knight inflation fetish scene? 150
n_n @loam.bsky.social · 22/09/2023The foreskin should be renamed the veinguard (veiny vanguard) (shout-out @diisastriid.bsky.social for always reminding me that "vanguard" means in front) 120
n_n @loam.bsky.social · 19/09/2023ALERT!! If you are reading this, damn it's great that you exist. 120
n_n @loam.bsky.social · 10/09/2023Two Sentence Horror: She breasted boobily as she stared at the bulging package. A man placed a sticker on it that read: "DATE OF BUTCHER: TODAY!!!" (The horror is that it was not the SEXY breasts u were thinking of 😱👻) 010
n_n @loam.bsky.social · 10/09/2023the ups uniform is the paper lunchbag of the human labor spirit 120
n_n @loam.bsky.social · 04/09/2023Whoever just assassinated Mr. Mouth, know that it was completely unnecessary. That won't stop the "All Star" mashups. They don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming, and they 120
n_n @loam.bsky.social · 02/09/2023(I could easily change it to a different ~deep meaning~ but I guess the joke was that it didn't actually have one.) 000
n_n @loam.bsky.social · 02/09/2023Wait a second, he a rich successful capitalist. Scratch all that and put a plain RIP 100
n_n @loam.bsky.social · 02/09/2023Scrambling to find a salt-shaker while surrounded by endless amounts of sea salt. Jimmy wrote an apt analogy of the bizarre scale of wealth inequality here on Earth. May he escape this fragile fool's game in paradise. 110
n_n @loam.bsky.social · 02/09/2023OHH the lyrics are "stepped on a pop top", not "stepped on a pop-tart". No wonder he died! 000
n_n @loam.bsky.social · 29/08/2023People like milky coffee. Why not put a little grease in your coffee? 110
n_n @loam.bsky.social · 28/08/2023Sequels: And the Spy Who Sh*gged Me And the Philosopher's Stone And the Chamber 110
