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@lnhys.bsky.social
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Long-serving civil servant in the Ministry of Art and Disappointment (a.k.a. #thfc) #coys 🐔⚽️

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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hope Etihad understand flying planes better than they understand irony. Nice to see the Streisand Effect alive and well too. I hadn’t made any direct link between a state airline and the offences levelled at City, but now they’ve done it for us, it might make us wonder. *insert LeTissier image*
"Etihad is deeply concerned by the way this natter has been communicated publicly. The lack of clarity and transparency, together with the selective disclosure of information, has created damaging implications for Etihad despite the airline not being named in the published decision. The Premier League must take responsibility for the consequences of the way in which these findings have been presented.”  The text “lack of clarity and transparency, together with the selective disclosure of information” is highlighted.
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 26 100🎯 100🎯 99🎯 97🔥 98🔥 Final score: 983 Fortunate on #4 - knew where the country was but total luck to get close to the city.
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Bloody Bananarama earworm every time their manager is mentioned 🙉
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Thats moore like it #coys
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sounds interesting…
Temporary road sign saying:

ADVANCED WARNING
WORKS TART HERE
FROM 01/09/26
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Don’t think I’m beating this score any time soon. Im normally at least a decade out on anything not clearly signposted. TimeGuessr #1179 — 48,689/50,000 1️⃣ 🏆10000 - 📅0y - 🌍49.8m 2️⃣ 🏆9994 - 📅0y - 🌍324.4m 3️⃣ 🏆9477 - 📅3y - 🌍5.9km 4️⃣ 🏆9797 - 📅2y - 🌍171.9m 5️⃣ 🏆9421 - 📅3y - 🌍19.8km timeguessr.com
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TimeGuessr
TimeGuessr - the game that tests both your geography and history knowledge. Guess where and when historic photos were taken.
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Introduce yourself: Tottenham Hotspur edition Favourite… - Player: Coco (Son a close second) - Current Player: Xavi - Home kit: 86/87 - Away kit: 94/95 (17/18 if we allow 3rd kits) - Manager: Poch - Podcast: Nope First… - Hero: Gascoigne - Stadium Match: Man City (home, May 2009) #COYS
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Mullered by the last one www.maptap.gg August 14 99🔥 86😁 95🏆 100🎯 25❄ Final score: 750
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
There was another one where my dad dived across a table to stop a very young me from hitting the big CRT TV screen with a hammer while it was on. He was recovering from broken ribs and a collapsed lung at the time, so this was suboptimal. I think the 70s were just a more dangerous time full stop.
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. “Hi, I’m a three year old toddling through the kitchen with a cabinet full of crockery falling off the wall a few seconds after I’d walked right where it would land.” I thought I’d had a very safe life until I recalled tales my parents shared 😅
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
First law change: a minimum of three absolute units in every starting line up. #votemerl
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
“Mail writer reports self to the police for sharing photo of T-shirt about Nigel Farage’s execution”
Screenshot of Mail article headlined “Reform reports Zack Polanski to the police for sharing photo of T-shirt about Nigel Farage's execution” showing the same picture that Reform thought inappropriate to share, a man in a T-shirt saying ‘We’re only making plans for Nigel’ above a guillotine. To the side, a photo of a perma-outraged demagogue with a short memory.
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Nico Williams’ header back looks better and better with each replay
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Argentina threatening more in the last nine minutes (2 shots) than in the previous two hours (0 shots) makes you wonder whether they didn’t learn much from the England match. Take a break from the shithousery and thuggery and maybe, you know, play football?
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Give the ball to Pedro and the magic happens
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Even Thomas Frank never managed a 0.00 xG
Stats from FT of World Cup Final showing Argentina’s zero shots and zero xG
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Madonna on a homemade Mad Max dune buggy driven by a bemused Ronaldinho and a delirious R9 was surreally entertaining for 30 seconds. Could have fit that in a formal half time.
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Worst Mission Impossible film yet
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Maignan looking like a computer-controlled Pro Evo keeper on both goals
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Bring on big Dan Burn, see the game out now 👍
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
www.maptap.gg July 15 99🎯 100🎯 99🎯 95🏅 100🎯 Final score: 982 Happy with that, would have needed luck to do any better (and had a little on the 95 as it is).
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
You’d think that the Met might try to catch them, seeing as they know where they live 🤷🏻‍♂️
Snippet from ambiguously-worded community police email, headed “Antisemitic hate crime team now live in Barnet”
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Job done. Spence man of the match, Bellingham wasn’t bad either.
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Djed’s enjoying himself, love it, but keep it tight at left back…
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I like how they wear referee kits in the VAR room so you don’t mistake them for Norway or England players.
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I bought a washing machine and the manufacturer clearly thinks I need another one to go with it. Makes sense. If one washing machine is good, having two must be even better. Maybe I can plumb it into the loft or something. 🤦🏻‍♂️
LG mail received two days after my new washing machine arrived - from LG - suggesting I might be interested in buying more washing machines.
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If you get a booking, then later on get stretchered off the pitch, people will assume you’ve had a busy game. Quite an achievement for Henderson to get both without even playing.
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Sell him immediately
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Incredible!
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Let me surprise you: I think refs are way too lenient on Romero and should probably give him a red card very soon. It’s only fair.
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
That was a fun shootout. Starting to feel like a World Cup now…
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
👋 🇩🇪
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Attended the recording of a science podcast with several leading cancer researchers contributing. One explained that giving up smoking is by far the biggest single way to reduce your risk of cancer. Everything else was rounding errors compared to the impact of smoking. But Uncle Nige knows best.
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
www.maptap.gg June 29 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 90👑 94🏅 Final score: 952 Should have done better on the fourth, given I’ve been there, but was lucky on the fifth so it balances out.
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Forza Bahab @forzabahab.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
We need to bring back shame, urgently.
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I didn’t expect the streak to go all the way, but that’s quite the drop off. Although my initial instinct on the last one would have doubled that last score, but I wavered. www.maptap.gg June 26 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 84😁 40😕 Final score: 772
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Djed’s run the first exciting bit of the tournament so far.
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
You get on the podium in Barcelona and proudly hold aloft a multipack of coat hangers. Beautiful. #f1
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
www.maptap.gg May 29 99🎯 99🎯 100🎯 100🎯 18🥺 Final score: 752 Yeah, that’s an unfortunate potential run of scores to be a whole continent out on. 😂😂😅🤦🏻‍♂️
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
www.maptap.gg May 17 100🎯 100🎯 97🔥 98🔥 96🔥 Final score: 976 A little luck on 3 (knew the island, not the city), woulda got more on 4 but overthought it, then rushed 5. Don’t normally score this high so it’s odd to come away thinking I shoulda broken 980. Kind one for me overall.
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
There’s no way we’ve been given a free kick for that of all things! 😄
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Bit unfair of West Ham to have so many snipers in the stands. (Only weapon with the range needed in that stadium etc. etc….)
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Tuned in for a repeat of last week but it seems the ref intends to be the star today. He’s absolutely lost the plot, unless the plot was for him to take a big brown envelope full of cash from a mystery Qatari fixer. #baypsg
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
🐝 🐝 👀 #coys
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Love this, and saw Sonny and thought a bit of #coys bias was creeping in as they’d clearly drawn him pretty flatteringly out of respect. Then I saw Harry next door and my theory was blown to pieces 😳😂
No Score Draws’ images of Kane and Son from their World Cup 26 wallchart. Sonny is in trademark film framing pose. Harry looks like he’s trying to wake up for work on a Monday morning after a 48hr bender.
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Supporting these guys today
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a close up of a yellow flower with the national geographic logo in the background
Alt: Bumblebees on a flower
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, May 2nd 2026 (Hard), in less than 15 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com To improve my times I need to do these at lunchtime, not first or last thing in the day 😴
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
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Leon @lnhys.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Hurts, but I saw improvement. Another week of training and a good chance we’ll see a bit more. We’re running out of road but not dead yet. Keep going. #coys
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