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d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

for anyone curious about curious about what 82 lbs of green tomatoes looks like

d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

actually does find service for like 90 seconds but gets distracted trying to place an uber eats order instead of calling for help before he loses it again

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d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

i would have just watched two straight hours of him creating problems for himself tbh i straight up forgot there was gonna be monsters for the first 20 minutes. i just wanted to watch him suck at that ladder some more.

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d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

oh no i fear i am slightly obsessed with zach cregger’s resident evil WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN THIS

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d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

actual perfect show. i don’t get to feel any more emotions until at least january.

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d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

jesus christ and degausser back to back was an act of [emotional] war

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d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

vodka/sf redbull ritual: complete

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d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

THAAAANKSSSS! the vodka/sf-redbull-in-the-parking-lot ritual is being completed presently

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d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

[heavy breathing intensifies]

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d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

chicago tourist day reliving our wild 20’s

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d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

WE’RE BACK BAYBEEEE!!!

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d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

…….kl, pLEASE ask to see a picture of laura’s hair today.

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d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

JUST ME AND MY LIL CHAOS ROCK ARMY AGAINST THE WORLD

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d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

home brew hotpot, with most vegetables from our garden

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d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

SHOW AND TELL TIME: got my third piece of moldavite today, this one with ✨disco quartz✨

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d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

OMG PLAGUE-FIVE, BRO (i hate it here)

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d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

i want you to be camping with usssss!

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d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I WILL RENDER THE BINGBONGS UNTO THE MASSES. I CANNOT BE STOPPED.

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d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I’M EMDR TRAINED, BITCHES. i need a drink. and a nap.

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d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

good morning only to the two high school babies walking in front of me in full goth chic, playing evanescence on their phone and singing along. HAVE THE BEST DAY, Y’ALL

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d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

you know i think we might be going backwards from kick ass

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d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

i should have been asleep an hour ago.

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d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

oh, also the oven is broken, but good news! it, at least, is too old to contain a robot! so it cannot be repaired! i am going to go live in the creek.

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d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

today: - cat feeders texted to say they’re [still] offline w a system malfunction - dishwasher texted that it’s out of salt, also…filter is stuck?? - vacuum texted to say it is ALSO stuck and OVERHEATING and aaAAAaaaAA!!! - doorbell texted to say it’s inexplicably offline

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Lance Flamme

ALT: Lance Flamme

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Laura H @lauratoday.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

oh lord, it Begins.

an overloaded basket of fresh produce spilling out onto a cutting board on a kitchen counter.

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d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

i love that my wife is a bartender, but i get the sneaking suspicion that i’m losing my last fleeting grasp of socially acceptable behavior. but like, who DOESN’T hang out at the bougiest spot in town to read gay fanfiction and order 4 shrimp and a side of mashed potatoes tho, amirite???

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d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

anyway, i’m currently midway through changing my dental insurance to stay with this practice.

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d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

interactions i had today: dental hygienist: there’s a new dentist, he’ll be here in a minute to introduce himself me: [spitting toothpaste] coolio new dentist: [blasts in, brandishing my xray] HI I’M THE NEW DENTIST YOUR TEETH LOOK GOOD DO YOU KNOW WHO JASON ISAACS IS?

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d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

please make another one that’s just five shots of room temp well whiskey in a mug and call it “the charlie”.

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d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

i’m docking their allowance

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d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

i cannot WAIT to hear about how she dumped a group of blitzed ashvilleians on the kitchen line during rush this week. …or that she’s got the cdc hogtied in her hatchback and she needs an alibi.

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d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

you haven’t lived* until you’ve watched a foh lifer call a play by play 1.5 moves ahead of every scene in s5e6. *been so full of cortisol

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d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

DON’T SMOKE IN FRONT OF THE ZINNIAS THEY’RE YOUNG AND IMPRESSIONABLE

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d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

some people have the superbowl. some people have the world cup. i have @lauratoday.bsky.social sitting next to me watching #thebear, pounding hard seltzers and screaming her head off abt boh wandering around having heartfelt moments while foh is rebuilding the 1893 world fair in the dining room.

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d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

by mutual agreement we are not allowed to speak about s1e7.

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d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

like, i have seen vietnam vets have more normal reactions to the fourth of july than what happens in this house every time that show plays the fucking online preorder noise.

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d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

nothing like season drop week for the bear to really reacquaint you with all the realities of having married into the service industry.

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d. @lllookalive.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

it’s the best 🩷🩷🩷🩷

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