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Lancelot 🤺

@llancellot.bsky.social
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23 || she/her || girl kisser 😻 i like to yap. sorry 🫡

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Lancelot 🤺 @llancellot.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I'm getting FFXIV brainrot
Blue person on their knees screaming up in the air with their arms outstretched.
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Lancelot 🤺 @llancellot.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
24+ hours of no reddit…. i’m getting the shakes. someone pin me down
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Lancelot 🤺 @llancellot.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
the way i saw this and was like “is that a banana?” no babe that’s chappell roan wearing her get up keep up bitch
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Lancelot 🤺 @llancellot.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
my coworker just sent me a link to buy girl scout cookies
a cartoon creature (who wears a bow tie) that looks like a cat holds two knives while smiling.
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Lancelot 🤺 @llancellot.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
i'm back on bluesky bc i started to doom scroll too much on reddit.......... hello once again
Barbie smoking a pack of pink Marlboro's. She's offering the pack to someone not seen.
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noé @jammershift.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
who up jacking their box
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➭ atlas @atlasobi.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
LET THE LEAGUE OF LESBIANS HUNGER GAMES BEGIN ‼️
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Lancelot 🤺 @llancellot.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
the scream i just scrumpt !!!!!! - from a kermit the frog SUPER FAN !!!!!!
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Lancelot 🤺 @llancellot.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
No one will ever know which one I am
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Lancelot 🤺 @llancellot.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
i was driving to work, and i realized i was singing the Glee Version of a song, and not the official lyrics
It’s an illustration of someone taking their temperature but instead of a temperature reading it shows the clown emoji.
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bean ᯓ★ @bearlygnome.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
i love the green yuri lesbians
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Lancelot 🤺 @llancellot.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
whoever let past me drink is on my naughty list and i’m sending your name straight to santa bc i feel like absolute ass
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Lancelot 🤺 @llancellot.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
i’m watching a horror movie and it’s absolute ass
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kait (op rewatch | thriller bark) @yaesakura.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
emily prentiss just one chance..
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Lancelot 🤺 @llancellot.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
oomfies who are profile blind like me, it’s still me: Lancelot. i, erm, forgot to take a before and after so here’s just my old pfp and my new one
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Lancelot 🤺 @llancellot.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
when i tell you i got this twice in a row 😑🙃
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Lancelot 🤺 @llancellot.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
why is my boss messaging me on my week off ?!?!? leave me alone !!!!
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Lancelot 🤺 @llancellot.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
i just finished watching alien: romulus, and my fears of aliens were reinstated !! i will NOT be fucking a xenomorph. that shit was TERRIFYING
Microsoft paint drawing of someone starting at a computer with their mouth wide open in shock and/or dismay.
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Lancelot 🤺 @llancellot.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
i love how i can drive 5 hours and still only be halfway through my state 🤧😔
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Lancelot 🤺 @llancellot.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
who knew i would like counting so much,, WHAT AM I COUNT VON COUNT
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Lancelot 🤺 @llancellot.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
it’s been nine months since i updated my ao3 fanfic… and it’s the last chapter… wtf do i write as an author’s note? “ah! i forgot i wrote this bitch… here you go” 😭🤧
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➭ atlas @atlasobi.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
i've become obsessed with playing discord bot games
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Lancelot 🤺 @llancellot.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
okay i saw a spoiler i didn’t understand for arcane (cause i just finished season 1 yesterday) so i’m taking that as a sign to log off 🫡 good night everyone
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Lancelot 🤺 @llancellot.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
yall my boss said im doing such good work (i haven’t done anything for them in a week) that my job is sending me to a conference finessing
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Lancelot 🤺 @llancellot.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
i'm trying to battle people on pokemon tcgp and... i just played against someone who had TWO mewto exes and immediately played them 🥲 how can my abundance of heatmors compete w that
Barbie from the Barbie Movie Crying
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Lancelot 🤺 @llancellot.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
i just finished Arcane Season 1 (for the first time) and
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☥ @gothikbat.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
it’s hard being a girl failure but someone has to do it
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Lancelot 🤺 @llancellot.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
me, shocked for some reason when bluesky becomes wonky around this time every day:
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Lancelot 🤺 @llancellot.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
NAUR BLUESKY IS BUFFERIMG HAHDHSH LET ME FOLLOW PEOPLE
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Lancelot 🤺 @llancellot.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
this person popped up as my most viewed gaming channel on youtube and i was like ??? WHO ??? so i clicked and its who i watch hololive compilations from 😔
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I have the brain of an idiot, but the mind of a genius
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Scare-ah Colonthree @sarah.northsky.social · 20/11/2024
Making my gay little noises
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Lancelot 🤺 @llancellot.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
5 favs !! / 5 tags food: calzones!! season: winter drink: diet dr pepper (i am addicted 😪) color: red anime: rn,, kakegurui. @lunaroseferguson.bsky.social @jmanrocks153.bsky.social @electropengwing.bsky.social @rose-of-may.bsky.social @pabloni21.bsky.social & who ever wants!
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Lancelot 🤺 @llancellot.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
i think i’m being stupid. how tf do flares work in pokémon tcgp ??? i have duplicates of cards but it says i need to have duplicates to get flares ??? har ???
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Lancelot 🤺 @llancellot.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
who needs television when you can listen to your neighbors argue about whether or not the husband cheated through the thin as fuck walls.
it’s a altered cover of Horton Hears a Who. this on reads “Horton Hears a Bitch-Ass Liar”
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Moony🌙 @moonyevil.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Being a member of the muppets would save me I think.
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Lancelot 🤺 @llancellot.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
without downloading photos, where you at mentally i can’t wait for holiday :/
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Skippy @skippylescent.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
haven't drawn in a big long while #FWMCpix #hololive
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Lancelot 🤺 @llancellot.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
yall i’m supposed to be in a zoom meeting and i’m just waiting for the host to join.. it’s been a whole 15 minutes since the meeting was supposed to start 😶 how long should i wait until i assume that they aren’t coming
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rori d. MOVED ☀️🧚🍉 @caremitthefrog.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
GET WORM’D 🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱
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Lancelot 🤺 @llancellot.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
i started playing the pokémon trading card game just now at work and i feel like a gambling addict 😪 … anyway, i’m about to go pull for more cards while i still have hourglasses 🤠
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Lancelot 🤺 @llancellot.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
grrrr why am i getting so many emails ???!?!?!! i’m not even at work yet !!!
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Lancelot 🤺 @llancellot.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
drop ur lock screen! erm, can you tell i really like the muppets
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Lancelot 🤺 @llancellot.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
yall my boss just gave me a new task at work 😪😭😩 life officially OVER ❗ the breakfast taco was just to butter me up
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nessy @shiwacha.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Stay safe oomf you would be susceptible to witches and sirens
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Lancelot 🤺 @llancellot.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
if you see this, quote with your first anime 🫰💕 i grew up watching pokémon 😻
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a cartoon character is sitting on the floor holding a pokemon .
ALT: a cartoon character is sitting on the floor holding a pokemon .
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red!! @dvlsnvrcry.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
lesbians make the world go round
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