LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Described my food preservation game as "comprehensive" lol Well... I mean, yeah, I guess it is? 010
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026T-Bone sat for an accidental portrait today. Pretty, pretty boy. 030
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Nah Don't wake me up before he go go. Let me awake organically. Rested. Content. And with some news to prolong the magic for once. 001
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This was one of the sweetest movies I've ever watched. The first thing he took out of his vows was the thing she 100% always was. And she proved it by continuing to be that for him even after the disaster that was their wedding. I loved her. I loved her boundless ability to accept and forgive. 090
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I just never thought Breaking Bad was all that good. Great cast. Great acting. Just a lame enough story that those things couldn't keep me interested. I also can't stand Matthew McConaughey, so not exactly my only (or my most) unpopular take. 000
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I know it's hard to accept your skin's nature, but your skin likes air and light and freedom. Give your skin its annual chance at happiness! Cool temps and coziness will return you to the comfort zone soon enough. 000
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Victims of bestiality won't be excluded, so...they're hiring the beasts in that equation, then? 000
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Still needs a subtitle, but maybe reverse it? The Chains of Space:... 110
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I am, at the end of this day, just sincerely grateful that Dolly Parton lived, that she was who she was, and that we here got to be alive at the same time as she was. If I'm one hundredth of the person she was, I'll be able to take at least some pride in my life. What an incredible human. 030
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Garden friends! Just keep your distance. All but one of these guys sting. The Io found its way onto my back, attached itself to my shirt, and did some painful damage to my right shoulder blade first thing this morning. Pretty little jerk. 020
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026What's in today's garden harvest basket? Peppers, squash, okra, pickling cucumbers, tomatoes, tomatillos, an onion, and some sweet corn. Not bad. 020
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Nothing screams Night Patrol like the LAPD charging a guy with multiple felonies for documenting racism (+sexism, +homophobia) instead of, y'know, doing anything at all about the racism (etc.). 010
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I need to print this post and paste it somewhere constantly visible in my office. 000
Reposted by LJOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026every time you write overly defensively you should remember that you are pursuing a strategy of writing careful sentences specifically for people who demonstrably either won't or can't read them 484811960
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The counter will be covered in produce for the foreseeable. Got 11.5 lbs of carrots this go-round! 010
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Time to start processing all this madness as it comes in. Also have 40 lbs of potatoes so far with long storage crop yet to come! 010
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Watching Obsession for a second time. Not one Iota less terrified. 000
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026It's fine, but there are many failures of American accent you'll have to ignore. 020
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Years ago, I was at a fireworks display and overheard a small kid nearby say, "This is how they warned us that the British were coming!" I reflexively replied to the kid I didn't know, "No, kid. This is the glorification of bombs and gunfire." My parents were not amused. Nor were his. 🤷♀️ 000
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026If you never look for 'em, you don't find 'em. One on my way to the garden; the other on my way back to the house. 010
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Early morning trail cam drama today: 3:41am - feral cat headed west 3:44am - deer grazing 3:45am - deer headed west 4:15am - coyote headed west 😬 000
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Two Hangmen share.google/hSUHpqwZRoxr... This is the first song my dad learned to play on guitar. And maybe the first song I knew all the words to.share.googleGoogle Search 000
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Among many, many other traumatizing and less fortuitous things, Jeremy Garrett said to me, "I never say this to anyone, but you should consider graduate school." 001
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 18/05/2026My seed game always exponentially exceeds my available bed space game. My grow bags are now overflow catchers. The garden spaces continue to expand. 050
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Early days. Tiny popcorn stalks, tiny peppers and tomatoes and green beans and carrots. Peas starting to climb in earnest. First group of greens maturing. Grading done. The good times are back. 010
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I watched The Drama and Wuthering Heights back to back tonight, and I'm here to tell the tale. How's YOUR emotional fortitude? 000
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Similar issues. Diligence is the mother of good luck. Keep poking more seed in. That's what I'm gonna do. 010
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Obviously too late for this go round, but Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die. Very weird. Very good. Fun philosophical thought experiment basis that's unlikely to be accidental. 110
