LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Described my food preservation game as "comprehensive" lol Well... I mean, yeah, I guess it is? 010
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026T-Bone sat for an accidental portrait today. Pretty, pretty boy. 030
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I just never thought Breaking Bad was all that good. Great cast. Great acting. Just a lame enough story that those things couldn't keep me interested. I also can't stand Matthew McConaughey, so not exactly my only (or my most) unpopular take. 000
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I am, at the end of this day, just sincerely grateful that Dolly Parton lived, that she was who she was, and that we here got to be alive at the same time as she was. If I'm one hundredth of the person she was, I'll be able to take at least some pride in my life. What an incredible human. 030
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Garden friends! Just keep your distance. All but one of these guys sting. The Io found its way onto my back, attached itself to my shirt, and did some painful damage to my right shoulder blade first thing this morning. Pretty little jerk. 020
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026What's in today's garden harvest basket? Peppers, squash, okra, pickling cucumbers, tomatoes, tomatillos, an onion, and some sweet corn. Not bad. 020
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Nothing screams Night Patrol like the LAPD charging a guy with multiple felonies for documenting racism (+sexism, +homophobia) instead of, y'know, doing anything at all about the racism (etc.). 010
Reposted by LJOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026every time you write overly defensively you should remember that you are pursuing a strategy of writing careful sentences specifically for people who demonstrably either won't or can't read them 484811960
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The counter will be covered in produce for the foreseeable. Got 11.5 lbs of carrots this go-round! 010
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Time to start processing all this madness as it comes in. Also have 40 lbs of potatoes so far with long storage crop yet to come! 010
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Watching Obsession for a second time. Not one Iota less terrified. 000
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Years ago, I was at a fireworks display and overheard a small kid nearby say, "This is how they warned us that the British were coming!" I reflexively replied to the kid I didn't know, "No, kid. This is the glorification of bombs and gunfire." My parents were not amused. Nor were his. 🤷♀️ 000
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026If you never look for 'em, you don't find 'em. One on my way to the garden; the other on my way back to the house. 010
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Early morning trail cam drama today: 3:41am - feral cat headed west 3:44am - deer grazing 3:45am - deer headed west 4:15am - coyote headed west 😬 000
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Two Hangmen share.google/hSUHpqwZRoxr... This is the first song my dad learned to play on guitar. And maybe the first song I knew all the words to.share.googleGoogle Search 000
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Among many, many other traumatizing and less fortuitous things, Jeremy Garrett said to me, "I never say this to anyone, but you should consider graduate school." 001
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Early days. Tiny popcorn stalks, tiny peppers and tomatoes and green beans and carrots. Peas starting to climb in earnest. First group of greens maturing. Grading done. The good times are back. 010
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I watched The Drama and Wuthering Heights back to back tonight, and I'm here to tell the tale. How's YOUR emotional fortitude? 000
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 21/03/2026This guy (as Xander and however flawed) was the epitome of wholesome masculinity. He was kind, loving, honest, self-reflective, selfless, protective, indignant, aggressive in the right circumstances, and so much more. I love this man I never met and I am devastated by his loss. 💔 010
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Do you know how hard it is, in the face of all that's happening right now, to hold the anti-punishment line? Still here. Willing to argue individual cases and the blanket claim, like an asshole... Come on at me, I guess. 000
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I only do 'songs I love' lists. My taste isn't supreme or authoritative in any way. Nor, I suspect, are the haters' tastes. 000
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Existing is hard. I envy these guys for never having to find that out. Happy onset of gardening season, everyone. 000
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Please tell me I'm not the only one who is routinely embarrassed just to be alive, like in the sense that I am seen, or my thoughts are acknowledged, or I have to publicly confront a wrong, or that I said words aloud at a party. It's exhausting. I shouldn't feel like I have to stop existing, right? 000
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 20/02/2026I simply cannot explain to you how comforting the sound of Peter Thomas's voice is in this hotel room after existing among so many people at the #centralAPA reception tonight. I love you, Forensic Files. You always have my back. 000
LJ @ljschwartz.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Go Forth and Die share.google/EE9faGWeFh8H...share.googleGoogle Search 000
