Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We could've had taco trucks on every corner. Look at us now! Look at us! Disgusting. 1261
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I feel like Ripley from Ripley's Believe It or Not would hangout with Jeeves from Ask Jeeves. 180
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 28/09/2026O blessed meteor, please find me today. Strike me and free me with your heavenly flames. 4200
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I won the argument. Alec declared it so. He said I should mark the date. 09/27/2026 at 5:45pm. Victory Day. 1190
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The year is 2027 and the furries have completed their takeover of every airline. The sky is their domain. Airplane hulls are now equipped with a pair of giant fuzzy ears that sit over the cockpit. To travel, you must bring a fursuit and present a 20 page minimum lore breakdown for your furry OC. 1250
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Even though he's responding, his mind is drifting mid-conversation into a space where I can't reach him. I can see it in his eyes. He's not here. His heart is not with me. He's thinking about Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave again. 2230
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The more Alec hyperfixates on Fire Emblem, the more I worry I'm going to have to draw squares on the apartment floor so he remembers where he can move. 1261
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I like when people suggest a book/movie/show to me and all they say is "You'll like this," with zero additional context. Then I go near the thing and the entire time I'm wondering why they thought it was for me. Then the weird, spooky shit hits and I'm like "Ohh, yeah. This is for me." 1451
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The art of taxidermy has really made some incredible progress, hasn't it, Mitch? 0150
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 15/09/2026There are spooky things happening behind you, but if you turn around, they stop. They're shy. 2220
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Spiritually, I'm a bumblebee napping on a flower, rocking in a gentle breeze on a sunny day. 1251
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Went out to dinner. Forgot I'm 37. Got drunk. Will complain more in the morning. Thank you for listening. 1501
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Returning to work with a room temperature IQ because the 3 day weekend melted my brain. 0210
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 06/09/2026If I had to lure you underneath a box being held up by a stick attached to a string, what treat should I use for you? 19211
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Being the hero of prophecy and completing your quest must suck. You just spent years of your life being guided to fulfill this grand destiny and now what? You're in your mid-20s and have to get a job? Open a little bakery? Bro, I just killed a god. What do you mean I gotta learn to bake? 6280
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The next Fast and the Furious movie should just be the Looney Tunes with Vin Diesel. 2171
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Spent the entire night feeling sick as hell. I have managed to sleep and sweat some of it off, but damn if that was not one of the worst nights I've had in a long time. 5160
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I requested homemade burgers for my birthday and @alecisbaking.bsky.social delivered. Look at those buns he baked just for this. 183135
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Today I turned 37. It's all downhill from here, babyyyyy. 351252
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The old man Uber driver who brought me home just told me multiple times how much he liked my smile 😁 1260
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Mamdani would probably have a well-paid, dedicated team running around the city removing all the webs Spider-Man constantly leaves behind. 3472
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Can't wait to go home and lose my weekend to Mortal Shell 2. 1210
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Trying to drive into a busy traffic circle brings back childhood anxiety of trying to find the perfect moment to jump into an ongoing double dutch game. 0220
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Ever since this happened, whenever we went anywhere and were hopping off the car, Alec would add, "Don't forget Mark in the car!" 😭 2280
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 16/08/2026At the theater getting ready to watch Anne Hathaway shoot dinosaurs. 1160
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Picking up @thebihashira.bsky.social from the airport! Gonna drag him around town to show him exciting things like where I was attacked by a bird, where I hid from the blizzard, where I hid from the tornado, and what restaurants have ok jalapeños. 3280
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 12/08/2026All the hot boys have tummy troubles. It's me. I'm hot boy. 4301
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Hello, yes, computer, my first and only command is to please let me speak to a human. Thank you. 2271
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Aa someone from the 1900s, I'm saddened by the fact that we're nearly three decades into this century and we still haven't figured out basic human decency, but damn if we didn't pool all our resources to add AI to drive-thrus. 0230
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I was just thinking about how I wanted pizza and then Alec texted me with "Pizza?" We're totally psychically linked. 4350
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I'm so glad I have zero plans to run for any political office. I have always been a chaotic online shitposter and I don't remember anything I say. I don't need people unearthing my old posts where I wrote about the sexiness of Pyramid Head and being forced to explain that to the general populace. 3230
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Something in the wind today told me I'll befriend a crow soon. 2160
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Watch out, world, I'm in a mood. Today I feel like embracing chaos. Today I reject conformity. Today I won't be adding those friendly exclamation marks to my emails. 2180
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 01/08/2026When either Alec or I want something from across the room, we'll pretend to use our telekinetic powers to bring it closer, which forces the other to get up and get it and make it look like it's floating toward us. 2250
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 31/07/2026My mom put on the jewelry we sent her while looking at herself in the mirror and said, "My only regret in life is that I didn't have more gay sons." She's so funny. 1392
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Alec and I sent a care package to my mom. She just video called me and was so happy with what we sent her. She said, "May you and my son-in-law make so much more money so you can afford to keep sending me jewelry and baked goods." 6320
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I wonder if the NYC in the MCU has cheaper rent than our world considering the ever looming threat of property damage. 1151
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 31/07/2026At the theater to watch Spiderman on release day surrounded by Marvel nerds. I love Alec so much. So so much. 5290
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Your internet is different from my internet. I feel confused and unsafe on your internet. 0220
Lucas @ljdomac.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Seeing someone else's YouTube recommendations feels like entering the twilight zone because you see videos that have millions and millions of views but you have zero idea who anyone is or what is happening. 5280