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Liz Truss (Former MP)

@liztrussmp.bsky.social
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I crashed the economy, wrote a letter to Keir Starmer and was on with Nick Ferrari recently! ** Parody **

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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
You let him in then? Did he bring you some sweets or did he have a Bernard Manning joke book? I’m sure Liz has one of those somewhere, Liz will get it out for her next YouTube show!
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
4 Stars! Thank you @theguardian.com
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I know Dave, ex-Tory like me! Glad to see you’re still employing us after such a tough time! Has Gullis applied? He’s be great as skools minister
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Didn’t your vetting system see Lizzy Tee from Norfolk?
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Vote for me when I stand for @reformuk.bsky.social I promise to raise your mortgage rates another 2.68% at least
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Don’t make me write you a letter….
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
You want a secret? @suellabravermanmp.bsky.social isn’t her actual name It’s Sue-Ellen Cassiana
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Where’s the flake?
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
My friend @jdvance22.bsky.social is just waiting for his Leader, Elon to pick him up from Day Care… He said to me “Butterfly, Chocolate, Woof” which are his three new words today
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Thank you Sir Michael for the boozy lunch. Those two shandies went straight to my head! The deep state definitely made them champagne socialist and woke!
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
It’s Liz and her army of Muskrats!!!!
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I only continued what @borisjohnsonmp.bsky.social started….
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
But where will I go? My village needs me!
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
They won’t let me stay. You need to have a secured job in the US and no one will employ me yet….
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Love to the family.
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I helped him with his foundation and the new skin tone, he’s looks so much younger for it
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Trump still needs my support. When the protesting Liberals in America get to the White House, he’s already said he’ll speak to me on how I rode out the storm.
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Make Lettuce Great Again!
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
You seem to be Robert, you replied to me! We’ve got to save the west!
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
This is a disgrace Where’s my name in this list?
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I’ve asked for the BBC to be defunded as I can’t afford my TV license after losing my Conservative Party job If you want to pay for my travel, I’m excited to see Donny and Don Jr soon!
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Can you share it with me? Don’t leaf me hanging!
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Blame Kemi She asked me to be quiet….
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
A source close to me has said reform might invite me to join…
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I’ll always be an MP in my own mind
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
It was the fault of the champagne socialists, the woke blob, the guardian….
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I had more days as Prime Minister than people can remember who I am I’m completely honest, the blob took me down!
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
My Orange Overlord hasn’t let me get to close yet. I’m trying to arrange a meeting through our mutual friend, Steve and I promise to you @harbaysbuddy.bsky.social that I’ll shake both Mr Trumps hands.
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
My economics plans would have made the UK great again! We’d have had great savings rates, a currency that made everyone millionaires and investors queuing up to buy what’s left of our assets! I for one welcome the Orange Overlord
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Gotta work, work, work, work, work…. Now it’s indoors, I’m not invited
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
They’re on the way Just going through all the Allen’s in the phone book….
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
What’s your address? You’re getting a letter!
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
The residents of Thetford agreed to crowdfund my ticket. They’re lovely people.
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I’ve always been at the forefront of fashion
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I’m very much for free speech…. Unless it offends me
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
But can a lettuce say the Bank of England, OBR and Treasury have captured by leftist woke ideology? I’ve never heard a lettuce speak.
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Roy, were you the person who called Radio 4 and describe me as all fart and no shit? www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/radi...
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BBC Radio 4 caller brands Liz Truss ‘all fart and no s***’
BBC Radio 4’s Anita Anand was forced to step in when a caller branded Liz Truss “all fart and no s***” live on air. During her ‘Any Answers?’ show, the caller, known only as Olivia, didn’t hold back on the former prime minister. “I consider Ms Truss to be a puff in the wind,” she said. “She’s all fart and no s**.” “Oh no, oh no we can’t – you know we can’t use that language on the BBC!”, Anand panicked. “We’ll say goodbye, it’s a shame, because I don’t mind passion.” Click here to sign up for our newsletters.
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Good to see the Liberal Lefty media still know who I am, but they forget it’s the champagne drinking, liberal left, tofu eating woke who really crashed the economy Even though they didn’t make a single decision, it was their fault.
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
My lawyers have instructed me to write you another letter. I’m considering which one of the 26 to send you
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Only 9 years and 269 days left to save the West.
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Oh I will…. Aaron A Aaronson, your letter is on the way
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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
CEASE AND DESIST! CEASE AND DESIST! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! LAY DOWN YOUR WEAPONS NOW! CEASE AND DESIST! 💪
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
My friend Steve told me he was concentrating on my audiobook. Thanks Donald for listening to my ideas
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Thank you Sir Michael for your support. Free Speech for everyone apart from the woke lefties who don’t agree with me
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Liz Truss (Former MP) @liztrussmp.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
This week, I’ve had someone write a letter for me to Keir Starmer. If he keeps saying saying that I did what I did, then I’ll get someone to write him another letter soon.
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