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Lizi Patch @lizipatch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My friend today: I hate art Me: really- why? MF: because anything can be art. It’s fucked up. Me: MF: tell me I’m wrong Me:

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Prof Neil Martin @thatneilmartin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Stewart Lee, illustrated by @davidwaywell.bsky.social, coming up at Wilton's Music Hall in Jan.

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Lizi Patch @lizipatch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Crivens - East of Eden is a tough watch!

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Lizi Patch @lizipatch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This so looks like a cat floating above the moon, sat down ….

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Lizi Patch @lizipatch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The laundry tongs! The memories!

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Lizi Patch @lizipatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I wrote this a few weeks ago when it wasn’t #nationalpoetryday2026 so I’m sharing it today as this seems to be the correct day for it. And I still mean it. Phew. #poetsofbluesky #poetry #poetrycommunity

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Lizi Patch @lizipatch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ye but what’s Melania looking at?

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Lizi Patch @lizipatch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It’s an interesting point but the majority of the dickheads on the road i encounter are around 30-70 yrs so it’s taking them a long old time to self initiate …

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Lizi Patch @lizipatch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

3 times removed just sounds like you’ve been making a nuisance of yourself.

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Lizi Patch @lizipatch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Spot the deliberate mistake … (If I hadn’t spent so much time On the alt text I’d correct and repost but here we are)

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Lizi Patch @lizipatch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It’s not necessarily beautiful but it’s true. Oil on wood panel. ‘I never actually asked for any of this’ #artistsonbluesky #gesturalart #oilpainting #abstractart.

A vibrant abstract square oil painting. The words ‘I actually never asked for any of this’ are stencilled in the top left corner. There is a sort of shed drowning or emerging in blue. There’s a figure sat between the shed and a vague tree. There’s a star in the top right. Reds and pinks and purples swirl.

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Lizi Patch @lizipatch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Why is this not on my algorithm?

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Lizi Patch @lizipatch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I think we all know it’s not hard. It’s just vastly preferential for the tech companies to normalise opt out over opt in. As has been the case for a long time now.

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Charles Fourier @charlesfourier.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Bill Bryson’s words seem appropriate to post right now

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Lizi Patch @lizipatch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Sadly not the case. The right National Front was at its most prominent in 1976 with the same appalling agenda - I remember it very well… share.google/jHSWcSD4Ru8M...

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National Front (UK) - Wikipedia

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Lizi Patch @lizipatch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I went into Scarborough M&S in the rain and came out to full sun. So hotfooted it down the hill to the beach and there it was in all its late summer glory. Love this place out of season. #stunday #seaside #photographersofbluesky #coastalphotography #eastcoastkin #scarborough #northyorkshire

A sunny beach photo. A lifeguard red and yellow flag to the left. Bitty white clouds against a vibrant cerulean sky. A lighthouse in the distance.

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Lizi Patch @lizipatch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

A little acrylic on a 3x3 inch wood panel. It’s Whitby Pier if you’re stood about half way down, looking back. Poetic license taking out all the houses. Too small for the detail 😁 #BlueSkyArtShow #acrylicpainting #whitby #northyorkshire #miniaturepainting

A small square acrylic painting of Whitby pier. The pier is the dominant central feature
Coming at you as if you’re stood on it looking towards Whitby abbey. A lighthouse to your right. The abbey is sat on a green hill in the distance. The sea is either side of the abbey. White railings run alongside the pier.

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Lizi Patch @lizipatch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

YES! ABOUT FECKIN’ TIME 🙌🏼

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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/09/2026

Woman’s Solo Hiking Trip Shockingly Doesn’t Have To Do With Inner Journey Or Anything theonion.com/woman-s-solo-hiking-tr…

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Lizi Patch @lizipatch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Yes it was a schoolboy error that will never be repeated.

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Lizi Patch @lizipatch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Wordle 1,902 X/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Fml Ugh

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Lizi Patch @lizipatch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

One of my favourite places in the world. Especially when the heather does its late summer show. #Levisham #NorthYorkshire.

A small ruin flanked by purple heather and a grassy path leading up to it.

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Lizi Patch @lizipatch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

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Lizi Patch @lizipatch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I’ll set one up on my phone.

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Lizi Patch @lizipatch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Glad to be of service. 🙇🏻‍♀️

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Lizi Patch @lizipatch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

And you’re their bitch. That’s the deal.

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Lizi Patch @lizipatch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

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Lizi Patch @lizipatch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Can I buy my copy direct from you to increase my chances of getting a surprise?

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Surprise

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Lizi Patch @lizipatch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Thank you Alina. It caught my eye…

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Lizi Patch @lizipatch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

You’ll see I used a classic roasting tin rather than the shallow tin he suggests. Otherwise you can’t get all the batter in! I also rested the batter for 2 hours in the fridge. Enjoy!!

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Lizi Patch @lizipatch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I’m not allowed to DM as I haven’t verified myself (despite being a real adult) so I’ll send you a link here. The onion gravy was also excellent - done a completely different way to my usual.

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Lizi Patch @lizipatch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Toad in the Hole GOD tier incoming. (I have notoriously failed in this for many years, so today is QUITE the day)

An excellent toad in the whole in a blackened tin on a wooden surface. Good for on the batter, plump sausages nestled in.

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Lizi Patch @lizipatch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I have a visitor. They don’t live here. They’re looking very guilty. #catsofbluesky

A black and white cat sitting on my concrete step outside my window. They’re looking ‘caught out’ as they spot me.

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Lizi Patch @lizipatch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

It’s #worldphotographyday and this is my favourite photo so far this year. I took it on 11th August at Dad’s wedding. He’s 83 and on his 24th round of chemo for AML. They met later in life and are hugely in love. They’re the definition of optimism❤️🫶🏼❤️🫶🏼

A white 83 yr old man in a checked shirt offers a kiss to the love of his life - a white woman in a polka dot dress. They’re both holding a knife and cutting their wedding cake - a simple but elegant 2 tiered cake with white icing. Neither of them are looking at the cake. There are 9 small plates stacked on the table.

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