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The Mother of Baggins

@lizdated.bsky.social
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Told y’all we’d find you. *strokes Baggins* Feral mother of teens and dogs and one half of @imgonnacrumbshow.bsky.social

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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I had a feeling this would go this way when I hit “post”. Based on how smug Baggins currently looks, he can feel it and is pleased.😂😂
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ever😇😂
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Baggins be in timeout for being mean to Gimli. So. Much. Backtalk.😭😂
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’m awake!
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
😇😇
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I would have messaged you immediately. But I was pretty drunk and making candles💀 I felt the same way I did about the Elizabeth i moment😂😂
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The whole first season is a love letter of confirmation to all of Mushrooms scandals!!! Justice for Mushroom. And Manderly.
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
@kissedbyfirepod.bsky.social @bword.bsky.social STOP! I LITERALLY MADE A RICHARD THE THIRD JOKE! I was like “dude can’t get recognition or a ‘no parking’ sign to save his life” 💀💀💀 
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Don’t get existential, get HEXistential and aim it at our government😇 I believe in you.
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
@girlsgonecanon.bsky.social “the play will come to us” is the manifestation we all need.
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I love watching her with her rocks. Truly in her element🥰
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Caught @acl.bsky.social collecting her rocks and couldn’t help myself…😇😂
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Darkstar means DARKSTAR
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Nothing suspicious about the Nepo babies. Nothing to see here….
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Simone Dubois reminds me of someone…😇
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heathen king @heathenking.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
as we end the week, remember that you are a sentient skeleton wrapped in flesh maneuvering around a mudball floating in a cold indifferent void near an infernal nuclear fusion reactor, and you still need to pay taxes
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
And in the books, there were rumors that Sabitha and Black Aly shared a tent of a night. Or something like that. I wanted THAT to play out. 
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Jokes on you @steflyoness.bsky.social Aemond one eye IS Patchface.
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Do we think there are still any eggs at Harenhal?
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Yes. Every time I see Rhaena in the Vale…let’s just say Jeynes slap was a slap to all of us who love the book.
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
All we need to do is track every single lineage until we find the right necklace. No problem😇
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
@myregularface.bsky.social I wanted the line tooooo
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
@bword.bsky.social “ the princes of the tower happened to them? “ Me: did you check under the stairs?
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Made it above all the wildfire smoke and can now settle in with my redheads🥰 @kissedbyfirepod.bsky.social are we in the mile high club now?
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Gimli in the background 💀
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
💀💀💀
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I do wish they had said “I’ll have no songs sung for you, Cole” after. But I was pleased when Black Aly drove one through his stupid face😂
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Someone doesn’t like my Criston song 😂😂😇
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I have been thinking this ever since the books😂😂 even though I was hoping it would come during his little monologue 😂
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
FINALLY! My time has come.
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
He’s probably going to pop up like some kind of evil genie
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Listening to @kissedbyfirepod.bsky.social most recent episode reminded me the song I wrote 2 YEARS AGO still stands. 😇
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
@steflyoness.bsky.social it’s too late. You said Jamie Oliver and now it can’t be unsaid💀
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Look Criston, you say you want to die so I’ll tell you what I told my kids at one point…you get what you get and you don’t throw a fit😇
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
For real!!! Criston gotsta go. Literally the entire time he was monologue about his songs, I was like “where is a weirwood arrow when you need one?”
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
FREE BLACK ALY!!!! Yes.
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Living in the little camper for 30 days and it’s too hot out, and there is too much smoke outside. I needed this. *twitch* @kissedbyfirepod.bsky.social let’s go.
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Volt has decided he is also a small dog. Baggins clearly has feelings about it.💀🥰
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Taking a break from organizing with the bebes
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Is RV park is in the middle of nowhere and it’s tiny and on first glance it looks pretty broken down. It’s super awesome! People have really chill dogs and there’s old people here and one of them came over and took a bong rip with us. Just outside praising Garth and it’s ok. Never have I ever😂
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Aladdin & Jasmine: A Whole New World (Disney)
ALT: Aladdin & Jasmine: A Whole New World (Disney)
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Baggins be nesting. 30 days in the RV and then off to build our fantasy map!!!!
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Dude, SAME. Around moving, I have been strategically packing these two suitcases and sending an abominable amount of shit to @acl.bsky.social house. We are so ready.😂
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Baggins is PISSED about packing the trucks!
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Pray for us! It’s moving day! 30 days in the RV life while we wait for closing and then we are fucked off from polite society on 30 acres in Oregon! You’re all invited to Garth GreenLand!
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Ross Geller Pivot Meme
ALT: Ross Geller Pivot Meme
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I just watched this a few weeks ago!!! I love it so much!!!
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out the year you were 18?
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Reese Witherspoon as Elle Woods: Happy People Quote
ALT: Reese Witherspoon as Elle Woods: Happy People Quote
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Both grew up with zero boundaries or accountability and committed terrible acts on other beings whether it be cats or women or people in general.
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Love that for him. I hope it takes a long time and everyone just stands around and watches.
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
@kissedbyfirepod.bsky.social WWJD💀💀 I’ll tell you what he would do: he would 100% kiss the boot. But it would then trigger the most MASSIVE titty baby tantrum of all time and he would lose his shit(bread riots)and give it all away. Choking on rage is how he dies in this timeline.😇😇
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