The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I had a feeling this would go this way when I hit “post”. Based on how smug Baggins currently looks, he can feel it and is pleased.😂😂 020
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Baggins be in timeout for being mean to Gimli. So. Much. Backtalk.😭😂 270
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I would have messaged you immediately. But I was pretty drunk and making candles💀 I felt the same way I did about the Elizabeth i moment😂😂 010
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The whole first season is a love letter of confirmation to all of Mushrooms scandals!!! Justice for Mushroom. And Manderly. 120
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 10/08/2026@kissedbyfirepod.bsky.social @bword.bsky.social STOP! I LITERALLY MADE A RICHARD THE THIRD JOKE! I was like “dude can’t get recognition or a ‘no parking’ sign to save his life” 💀💀💀  261
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Don’t get existential, get HEXistential and aim it at our government😇 I believe in you. 001
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 05/08/2026@girlsgonecanon.bsky.social “the play will come to us” is the manifestation we all need. 110
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I love watching her with her rocks. Truly in her element🥰 120
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Caught @acl.bsky.social collecting her rocks and couldn’t help myself…😇😂 381
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Nothing suspicious about the Nepo babies. Nothing to see here…. 040
Reposted by The Mother of Bagginsheathen king @heathenking.bsky.social · 31/07/2026as we end the week, remember that you are a sentient skeleton wrapped in flesh maneuvering around a mudball floating in a cold indifferent void near an infernal nuclear fusion reactor, and you still need to pay taxes 1103
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 29/07/2026And in the books, there were rumors that Sabitha and Black Aly shared a tent of a night. Or something like that. I wanted THAT to play out.  010
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Jokes on you @steflyoness.bsky.social Aemond one eye IS Patchface. 220
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Do we think there are still any eggs at Harenhal? 100
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Yes. Every time I see Rhaena in the Vale…let’s just say Jeynes slap was a slap to all of us who love the book. 000
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 29/07/2026All we need to do is track every single lineage until we find the right necklace. No problem😇 010
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 29/07/2026@myregularface.bsky.social I wanted the line tooooo 200
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 29/07/2026@bword.bsky.social “ the princes of the tower happened to them? “ Me: did you check under the stairs? 110
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Made it above all the wildfire smoke and can now settle in with my redheads🥰 @kissedbyfirepod.bsky.social are we in the mile high club now? 481
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I do wish they had said “I’ll have no songs sung for you, Cole” after. But I was pleased when Black Aly drove one through his stupid face😂 020
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I have been thinking this ever since the books😂😂 even though I was hoping it would come during his little monologue 😂 110
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 26/07/2026He’s probably going to pop up like some kind of evil genie 040
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Listening to @kissedbyfirepod.bsky.social most recent episode reminded me the song I wrote 2 YEARS AGO still stands. 😇 042
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 26/07/2026@steflyoness.bsky.social it’s too late. You said Jamie Oliver and now it can’t be unsaid💀 120
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Look Criston, you say you want to die so I’ll tell you what I told my kids at one point…you get what you get and you don’t throw a fit😇 010
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 26/07/2026For real!!! Criston gotsta go. Literally the entire time he was monologue about his songs, I was like “where is a weirwood arrow when you need one?” 010
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Living in the little camper for 30 days and it’s too hot out, and there is too much smoke outside. I needed this. *twitch* @kissedbyfirepod.bsky.social let’s go. 552
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Volt has decided he is also a small dog. Baggins clearly has feelings about it.💀🥰 030
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Taking a break from organizing with the bebes 030
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Is RV park is in the middle of nowhere and it’s tiny and on first glance it looks pretty broken down. It’s super awesome! People have really chill dogs and there’s old people here and one of them came over and took a bong rip with us. Just outside praising Garth and it’s ok. Never have I ever😂static.klipy.comAladdin & Jasmine: A Whole New World (Disney)ALT: Aladdin & Jasmine: A Whole New World (Disney) 020
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Baggins be nesting. 30 days in the RV and then off to build our fantasy map!!!! 240
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Dude, SAME. Around moving, I have been strategically packing these two suitcases and sending an abominable amount of shit to @acl.bsky.social house. We are so ready.😂 020
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Baggins is PISSED about packing the trucks! 140
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Pray for us! It’s moving day! 30 days in the RV life while we wait for closing and then we are fucked off from polite society on 30 acres in Oregon! You’re all invited to Garth GreenLand!static.klipy.comRoss Geller Pivot MemeALT: Ross Geller Pivot Meme 030
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I just watched this a few weeks ago!!! I love it so much!!! 020
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out the year you were 18?static.klipy.comReese Witherspoon as Elle Woods: Happy People QuoteALT: Reese Witherspoon as Elle Woods: Happy People Quote 020
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Both grew up with zero boundaries or accountability and committed terrible acts on other beings whether it be cats or women or people in general. 010
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Love that for him. I hope it takes a long time and everyone just stands around and watches. 110
The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 16/07/2026@kissedbyfirepod.bsky.social WWJD💀💀 I’ll tell you what he would do: he would 100% kiss the boot. But it would then trigger the most MASSIVE titty baby tantrum of all time and he would lose his shit(bread riots)and give it all away. Choking on rage is how he dies in this timeline.😇😇 120