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The Mother of Baggins

@lizdated.bsky.social
307 followers 296 following 1.5K posts

Told y’all we’d find you. *strokes Baggins* Feral mother of teens and dogs and one half of @imgonnacrumbshow.bsky.social

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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Baggins be in timeout for being mean to Gimli. So. Much. Backtalk.😭😂
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’m awake!
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
😇😇
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Caught @acl.bsky.social collecting her rocks and couldn’t help myself…😇😂
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Darkstar means DARKSTAR
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Nothing suspicious about the Nepo babies. Nothing to see here….
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Simone Dubois reminds me of someone…😇
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Made it above all the wildfire smoke and can now settle in with my redheads🥰 @kissedbyfirepod.bsky.social are we in the mile high club now?
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Gimli in the background 💀
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Someone doesn’t like my Criston song 😂😂😇
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
FINALLY! My time has come.
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Listening to @kissedbyfirepod.bsky.social most recent episode reminded me the song I wrote 2 YEARS AGO still stands. 😇
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
@steflyoness.bsky.social it’s too late. You said Jamie Oliver and now it can’t be unsaid💀
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
For real!!! Criston gotsta go. Literally the entire time he was monologue about his songs, I was like “where is a weirwood arrow when you need one?”
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Living in the little camper for 30 days and it’s too hot out, and there is too much smoke outside. I needed this. *twitch* @kissedbyfirepod.bsky.social let’s go.
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Volt has decided he is also a small dog. Baggins clearly has feelings about it.💀🥰
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Taking a break from organizing with the bebes
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Baggins be nesting. 30 days in the RV and then off to build our fantasy map!!!!
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Dude, SAME. Around moving, I have been strategically packing these two suitcases and sending an abominable amount of shit to @acl.bsky.social house. We are so ready.😂
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Baggins is PISSED about packing the trucks!
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
@kissedbyfirepod.bsky.social WWJD💀💀 I’ll tell you what he would do: he would 100% kiss the boot. But it would then trigger the most MASSIVE titty baby tantrum of all time and he would lose his shit(bread riots)and give it all away. Choking on rage is how he dies in this timeline.😇😇
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
@bword.bsky.social @steflyoness.bsky.social want to know what I felt when we were supposed to feel sympathy for Aegon? Lil bitch. Take your sizzled dick and GIT!
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
How do I survive the chaos that is moving with all the shit storms in between? I rant to @bword.bsky.social , take a nap like a toddler on a sugar crash, and am rewarded with a new episode! @kissedbyfirepod.bsky.social good timing🥰🔥
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Went to Darkness Con today and made FrankenStuffies! Meet Bi-Curious George🥰
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Random dragon question: does anyone think Grey ghost was named after the queen Mary ship? Because that ship earned the name Grey ghost when it was turned into a war because of its ability to be stealthy and avoid German U-boats. Just something I think about sometimes.
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
More like Queens landing and episode JUST when I’m doom searching for something to listen to! Nailed it. @kissedbyfirepod.bsky.social let the explosion begin!
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Time for bed?!😂🥰
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
We also got an Elizabeth I moment from Rhaenyra. She practically repeated the speech Elizabeth I gave at the battle of Tilbury to rally her troops. Except hers ended with “and a king of England too!“ I messaged B immediately 😂😂😂
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Seen some MAGA flags popping up, so I thought I’d get one too 😇.
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Gimli digs until he gets the butt scratches, then I’m rewarded with the Gimli noise😭🥰😂
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Happy Baggins🥰🥰
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Not Baggins telling Gimli “keep it together man!!”😂😂😂 Gimli things are my favorite 🥰
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Happy Pride everyone!!!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Just walking into chaos and the living room being turned into a furry little war zone 🤷🏻‍♀️💀
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
😭🥰
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The noises he makes melt my fucking cold black heart🖤😭🥰🥰
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
🚨CITY OF BOSTON🚨 My heir is in you for his 20th birthday. Protect him and his hetero life mate please and thank you🖤 🖤🫡🥹
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Baggins and Gimli chaos🤷🏻‍♀️😂🥰
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Just me,Baggins and his favorite shark bed Bruce.🥰
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
When Gimli wants his butt scratches, he lets you know. When you’re doing it right, he lets you know😂😂🥰🥰
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Radagast the Brown signed my dragons egg😭🥰🥰
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Comic con with my boys and Christian’s amazing partner!
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
You’ll never see our Targaryen Waldo army coming 😇🖤
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Here is my Egg for the day. Can anybody guess what the cosplay is? Sidenote, I love that. Egg is always capitalized in my phone.😂 priorities
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Going to a local comic con with the family tomorrow and Christian’s gf wanted to go as padmé. So I brought her into my white dress chop shop and pieced together a lewk. Dyed it a mix of sandstone and marigold and will use the veil across the top of the bodice🥰
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
When your phone gives you exactly what you need in the moment. Fucking nerds, I love you so much🖤
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Yeah. Fuck you, Brad Little.
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Out all the swag pieces I acquired in my time of selling beer and wine and maybe even bartending my Florian and Jonquil is easily my favorite. It’s not actually technically them, but I mean come on…
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Solicitors only learn one way. Plus, it is so few and far between when I get not only a solicitor text but one addressed to Trevor.😇😂🤷🏻‍♀️
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The Mother of Baggins @lizdated.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
It’s been an insane 6 weeks. Tomorrow Daisy goes home to my dad and things can wind down. I’ll miss her though 🖤
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