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MyHappyScales

@lizardmomlife.bsky.social
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Big time nerd, animal lover (except mosquitos), science enthusiast, D&D chaotic everything, childfree auntie Z/she/they ABOLISH ICE & DHS

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MyHappyScales @lizardmomlife.bsky.social · 4h
"We haven't saved anything yet." What if I order 1 clown nose?
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MyHappyScales @lizardmomlife.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you 2025 Me for the reminder that the COVID vax makes my cramping worse for a couple months. Ibu shall remain at hand as needed! Also the bonus of a beginning of the month period leaves the rest of the weekends free for the option of Fright Fest fun!
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Scary Elsa Frozen at Halloween Horror Nights
Alt: Scary Elsa from Frozen at Halloween Horror Nights, the ghoulish ice princess raises her hand menacingly toward the viewer then pulls her hand back as she passes the camera. She has icicle spikes protruding from her hair and blood streaming down her chin and chest from her colorless, snarling face
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MyHappyScales @lizardmomlife.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The lizards will never have to worry about going hungry as long as I can successfully keep the beetles out of the roach tank. Attempt 2 at separating out eggs/worms before they turn into beetles and make more eggs.
A glass 18 by 18 by 18 inch tank full of dubia roaches of various ages. They cover the two small hollow pumpkins and piece of bark and gather at the edges. I think 1000 roaches would not be an overestimation.
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MyHappyScales @lizardmomlife.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The peperomia has overshot the sun and must return!
Picture from the top mesh of a lizard enclosure showing a baby rubber plant that grew through the mesh in two places and the branch on the left has curled back around and is sending a leaf back down through the mesh into the enclosure toward the artificial light.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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MyHappyScales @lizardmomlife.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm refusing to have kids with a man over 6 feet tall. Wonder what the BBC Today crew think of that. #ActuallyAllMen
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MyHappyScales @lizardmomlife.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thank you, weather gods. I didn't want to listen to my parents complain about the rain all day after being warned about it and given the option to stay dry. Choice removed!
White text on red background reading:
Due to inclement weather, Six Flags New England will be closed on Sunday, September 20, 2026. Unused tickets dated for Sunday, September 20, 2026, can be used on any one public operating day thru the end of the 2026 season.
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MyHappyScales @lizardmomlife.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hugged a savvy monitor, a boa constrictor (and got hugged back), a rat snake, a tegu, and a dear friend. Excellent Talk Like a Pirate Day! Even stopped to see some stars on the way back to our light pollution.
A puma named Maryanne standing in her wire exhibit, staring wistfully at her neighbor as they sleep as though asking, "when can we play again?" Her chin nearly rests on a wooden board at the edge of her enclosure, her ears are pointed toward her friend, and her tail is blurred in motion. One paw aims toward us as she prepares to continue her pacing.
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MyHappyScales @lizardmomlife.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Time to buy a new diary.
Photo of a closed, spiral-bound diary with a thick, black pen with black animal silhouettes inside an oval border decoration. The notebook has a magenta border with small yellow flowers on the top and bottom. The center is green with large green and yellow swirls in the background behind a large dragonfly with blue polkadot wings and a pink and yellow striped body above a smaller dragonfly with pink and purple polkadotted wings and a blue and purple striped body. Pink, orange, and yellow flowers fill in the empty space reaching to the purple middle border touching the green background and pink border. The purple border and dragonflies are shiny while the rest of the cover is matte. Orange pages are barely visible by the spirals.
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MyHappyScales @lizardmomlife.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You have a door-man guarding your place? That's nice. I have a door-spider guarding the code box for my garage. I think I'm safer.
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“Intersex” is the “I” in LGBTQIA. Learned a lot, watching this.
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MyHappyScales @lizardmomlife.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Building a dinosaur aquarium and breeding the dinos without permits. They'd want to get me for raising a fleet of stethacanthus and big-game hunting with them, but they'd be fish food if they tried.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I am grateful to the folks at DRUM for putting together this timeline. If you are under 40, I especially hope that you will take some time this weekend to review it. www.drumnyc.org/9-11-freedom/
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9/11 Freedom - DRUM - Desis Rising Up & Moving
Background Content warning: audio testimony depicting graphic police violence. Below you will find a timeline that delves into some of how DRUM members, organizers, and volunteers organized in the con...
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Ezra Levin ❌👑 @ezralevin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Early in 2025 the elite conventional wisdom was that grassroots resistance was dead. I remember talking to @sarahdwire.bsky.social back then, and she was interviewing actual people on the ground so could see and report on what was really building. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
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No Kings group pivots to mass voter turnout events
No Kings organizers are shifting from protests to nationwide voter turnout events on Oct. 17 to boost early voting.
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MyHappyScales @lizardmomlife.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I may need to reconsider my house's 100% bug-friendly policy. The yellow jackets can enjoy my flowering bushes to their hearts' content, but not sure I want to house them in my walls. I wish there was a safe and kind way to get them to move out.
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MyHappyScales @lizardmomlife.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
When I forget to turn off the AC after waking but it still doesn't run.
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Gwen Pearson @bug-gwen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Cool new research from @msu-entomology.bsky.social! Apparently spotted lanternflies keel over when they try to feed on milkweed. 🌿
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MyHappyScales @lizardmomlife.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ohhh that's why he always asks, "Are you SURE we need more wood?" Yes will never be the wrong answer. Everything is freshly baked/sanitized: 200F for 30 min
A coffee table and couch cushion holding 5 half coconut shell hides, pieces of 2 palm tree husks, 7 cork tubes from small to about 2 feet long, 4 chunks of cork, 1 cholla wood, and 7 varied wood pieces.Picture of two baking sheets in an oven with the light on. The sheets are holding various woods.
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MyHappyScales @lizardmomlife.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It's that time again! I also don't let lizard light days get as long as real summer days. The room lightens and darkens naturally while their light are off for that extra time in the morning and evening.
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MyHappyScales @lizardmomlife.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Holy cow @libbyapp.com informed me that I have 6 new partner libraries and networks connected to my card and they have so many books I've been looking for!!! Batman Beyond, Discworld audiobooks, recs from friends, more from favorite authors, and continuation of series I started! This is the best!!
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Beauty And The Beast's Grand Library
Alt: Gif of the view panning up and across Beast's grand library from the animated Beauty And The Beast
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
the little legs kicking
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MyHappyScales @lizardmomlife.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
liiiit's TANK DAY!!! I know it won't be ready to go here by the end of the day but I'm still super excited! My rehomed duo will finally stop having to share space despite being decent roommates. They might trade spaces regularly so they can keep smelling each other as enrichment.
Empty space on a black heavy duty Gladiator brand metal rack with large metal mesh shelving for a 4 by 2 by 2 foot lizard enclosure. An uninhabited 20 gallon tank full of soil substrate and woods is seen on the left with various pet items atop it. The rack stands on a black foam mat to protect the vinyl flooring with particle board planks beneath the legs. Each leg has a small hill of diatomaceous earth piled around it to prevent bugs from climbing up. There is a convenient wall outlet behind where the tank will go.
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MyHappyScales @lizardmomlife.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Please keep me in your T&Ps, I've been grievously bitten and may never recover. "Buddy, that's my thumb, you missed the food... that's my THUMB! Please let go... Buddy?"
A photo of my right hand, thumb resting on my jeans-covered leg with a circle around two tiny rows of tiny teeth marks on the clear part of my thumbnail. No other injury is present unless you count the condition I keep my nails in which is naturally long and the tips kind of peeling from how I fidget with them.
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MyHappyScales @lizardmomlife.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Having the plumber over was as pain-free as I wish the rest of this week was. August, hurry up and arrive, please! Fuck-off July, you sucked.
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MyHappyScales @lizardmomlife.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Ever have a mystery song stuck in your head but you can't remember even 5 words in a row to do a lyrics search? So you keep listening to its fragments in your mind then-aha! I know that singer's voice! I know the band and can search through their albums now! Found it! youtu.be/2mBVP9Z_sac?...
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Fair
YouTube video by The Amazing Devil - Topic
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MyHappyScales @lizardmomlife.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Dream begins DMing for friends; they fight 🪳 & lvl⬆️ super fast. Irl a 3 story tall 🐲 storms the yard/beach & the 🏠 turns into a deadly dungeon. We escape w/1 casualty to the open-air cafeteria. We're given a receipt & bag of ??? from the victim. We're trapped in a loop until we can save them, too.🤯
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MyHappyScales @lizardmomlife.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
⛈️THUNDER!!⛈️ youtu.be/v2AC41dglnM?...
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AC/DC - Thunderstruck (Official Video)
YouTube video by acdcVEVO
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MyHappyScales @lizardmomlife.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Baby girl got a redecoration! She spends most of her time at the front of her home so I kept what she likes mostly the same, but redid the back to see if she'll explore more often. The plants have really settled in!
A black pvc 3 foot by 2 foot by 18 inches enclosure with clear sliding front doors. The back has a 2 foot long styrofoam decoration wall leaning against it. There are two large pieces of cork stacked in the back, an aquarium log and a vivarium log in the center and right, center left has a spiderplant who's seen better days and a heat mat with tile on top and a coconut hide on top of that. Front center is a wood tunnel, right of that is a smaller spider plant with white edges, and front right is a dry ceramic water dish with magnolia leaves and a fake fern in it.The same enclosure but the large spider plant has been trimmed down so it has fewer, healthier leaves reaching up to the ceiling with baby plants sprouting from it and resting on a large piece of cork in the back center. A medium piece of cork balances on the right end of that cork and on the vivarium log tunnel that remains on the right side of the enclosure but rotated 180 degrees. A fake fern is stuck into the corner bringing shade back there. Back left is the aquarium log that also sits on the heat mat tile with a coconut hide in the back corner. In the center is a second large piece of cork that makes a left to right tunnel. In front of that is a cardboard chocolate covered cherries box that acts as a nice lizard bed. To the right of that not visible is a gray water dish. Front left is a coconut hide on smooth substrate with space for the dice bag sleeping bag, the same wooden tunnel is front center but raised a but higher to keep it dry, the smaller spider plant is only a couple inches from touching the ceiling now, and the dry water dish and fake fern are still front right. The UV light strip has become more centered vs forward while the heat lamp moved from the back right to front right nearer the fake fern in the dish.
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MyHappyScales @lizardmomlife.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Avocado 🥑 🪳 The dubias ran from it as though it were a monster, then devoured it overnight. 🦗 The crickets went for it immediately and were still eating it the next day but they didn't eat much.
An adult male dubia roach drinking water on the side of the glass tank with a front leg resting on the glass exposing most of their cream and brown underside.
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MyHappyScales @lizardmomlife.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Holy shit the world of difference between the 2 dentist offices I visited today. A) Tells me what they're going to do my face,😑 asks if I have questions. B) Thoroughly explains my ✨️options,✨️ answers questions, leaves me alone to come up with more questions and make a ✨️choice,✨️ breakdown costs.
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MyHappyScales @lizardmomlife.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
TIL husband actually likes cockroaches enough to hold them! I'm trying to get the dubias switched to their own tank as their tank is heavily full of small black beetles who are overbreeding due to all the food. BUT I accidentally left a tank full of males cracked open and we had a jail break. Oops!🪳
A white man's hand with a male dubia cockroach standing on it.
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MyHappyScales @lizardmomlife.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
QTP with a GIF of the game you're currently playing.
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Repo Repo Game Characters
Alt: A crowned green robot and a white robot from the game R.E.P.O. crouching and looking at one another while talking with their mouths opening like puppets, then the green robot looks at the camera shortly followed by the white robot.
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MyHappyScales @lizardmomlife.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
CW 💉badness *frustrates noises* I took my big girl 🦎 in for a regular checkup at the vet to get a baseline blood sample for a CBC at a time that she isn't sick or recovering BUT the lab can't run it for some reason. They had to stab her tail TWICE and wiggle it all around to get that sample. 1/2
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MyHappyScales @lizardmomlife.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Husband: Idk how parents do it. Me: WYM? H (very burnt out): Handle work AND kids AND get any rest?! Until they move out! M: With no spontaneous lazy days for an expo, a relaxed lunch, then a quiet nap on the couch with the windows open. H (from the couch):😴 #ChildFree m.youtube.com/shorts/HL_LM...
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Live your life for you first, you can’t return kids #parenting #single #trending
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MyHappyScales @lizardmomlife.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Regular use would be my grandparents' furniture set, specifically their desk that my husband uses. They moved to the US in the 50s so it probably isn't older than that, but the style feels more 70s. It's solid and thriving after at least 5 moves around the country. My lamp is full of seashells 🤔
A clear glass lamp full of variously shaped and sized seashells. One has white spots against a dark brown background, another large one is more conch shaped and bumpy and ridged and peachy yellow and cream, another smaller one is white with dark brown spots, a smaller snail shell is purple and yellow.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Why did no one bring this young person to my attention: www.instagram.com/reel/DYHUJqB... - this is why white people are banning book... lol
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violadavis on Instagram: "🤏🏾💯❤️View all 2,128 comments"
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 27/06/2026
I think they're perfectly aware that they are convincing more people to read *Careless People* (you should read it, it's genuinely excellent): us.macmillan.com/books/978125... 35/
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Careless People
#1 New York Times BestsellerA NEW YORK TIMES NOTABLE BOOK. NAMED A BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR BY TIME, THE NEW YORKER, NPR, AP, THE ECONOMIST, SLATE, THE GLOBE AN...
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MyHappyScales @lizardmomlife.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Oops! I forgot to check the garden schedule before heading out to dump some planters. Bunny hopping out from around the corner: Excuse me, I booked the noon to 1pm slot. Me: Oh, sorry, my bad. I shall slowly put down these planters and walk away. Bunny: Thanks, I might give those a sniff later.
The offended bunny as seen from inside the house sitting beside the garden fence.
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
If you're a Californian and noticing the nasty horrific Quake shit, as you are... It's a good time to review your Earthquake survival kit. You should have AT BARE MIN....
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MyHappyScales @lizardmomlife.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Now that my 2 9year olds 🦎 have their upgraded rooms it's time to celebrate the 5 year gotcha-versary of my other 2 by finally getting them their own rooms! They've co-habbed well enough but I can tell they're more relaxed when separated. Toad Ranch are providing room #2 and I can't wait to get it!
A 4 by 2 by 2 foot black PVC reptile enclosure by Toad Ranch. The screenshot model has air vents in the back and a solid top while mine will have a screen top and no vents. There are guides for the glass doors in the front opening of the tank though the doors aren't pictured, and a golden Toad Ranch medallion in the bottom right corner of the front panel.
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MyHappyScales @lizardmomlife.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Seeing wildlife in the yard (outside the garden) makes me so happy! These two are enjoying snacking on the weeds and grasses as well as trying tp stay cool. Mid-80s isn't great fur weather.
A wild rabbit standing on their back legs sniffing all the good smells coming from my garden. They stand behind 2 fences: chicken wire for them (added last year) and garden mesh for the ground squirrels and voles (added this month).A groundhog doing a sploot (lying flat, belly down, front arms extended forward) on the shed's wooden ramp. Their tail is falling off the edge of the ramp.
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The One True Kat @theonetruekat.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Surely someone out there needs the MOST MAGNIFICENT ORANGE alive to oversee their household for his last few years? Begging people to spread the word that this elder flirken needs the help of the #caturday community!
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MyHappyScales @lizardmomlife.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I'm being oppressed and everyone needs to hear about it. I just had to look up 2 words from an article on my phone and when I long-pressed and did a search it opened Google instead of DuckDuckGo and I was subjected to the AI overview *shudder.* This is outrageous! Defend my outrage!
Screenshot from funraniumlabs article Pseudoscience Themes- 5G by Phil B that reads:
Purity and Contamination seem two sides of the same coin. They often go hand-in-hand but they come from different sources. The difference in impulse that leads to orthorexia vs. mysophobia.
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MyHappyScales @lizardmomlife.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Windows open, a lovely breeze blowing through, a catbird singing with the crickets, blue evening sky, two of my scale babies nearby, a bag of Cheetos, a glass of fruit smoothie, a comfy over-stuffed chair, and bingeing as much My Love Story with Yamada-kun at Lv999 as my library has available.
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Pacha's Perfect OK Gesture
Alt: Pacha's Perfect OK Gesture
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 23/06/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through 6/26, enjoy free standard shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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MyHappyScales @lizardmomlife.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
2 months later and my stockpile of frozen bug food grows! The house warmed up so it was time to cut up the remaining pumpkin, then bonus watermelon from Aldi, and my husband's forgotten baby carrots. These bugs are living the good life for the small expense of a few children here and there...
Picture of a large frozen slice of orange pumpkin, a bag and 5 quart bowl of frozen orange pumpkin chunks, 2 bags of frozen white pumpkin chunks, a bag of frozen watermelon rinds, and a small bag of frozen baby carrots.The dubia roach tank with fresh leftover watermelon rinds covered in presumably happy dubias.The white pumpkin cut in half on the cutting board with brown seeds and white strings inside. The meat of the pumpkin looks a bit frayed and stringy like spaghetti at the interior.
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Pam Keith @pamkeithdc.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
In case some of the “talking heads” are missing it, this is the magnetic north of the Dem party: 1) get money out of politics 2) get America out of forever wars 3) stop using our money and political power to abet genocide 4) Medicare for all 5) tax the rich and corporations 6) regulate AI
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Tami Wicinas @tamiwicinas.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
My hermit crab is finished! It might be one of my favorite things I’ve made so far and I can’t part with it just yet. It was a fun challenge! #ceramicart
Ceramic sculpture of a hermit crab with a house for a shell. The house has barnacles on it.
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Jen the Feisty Librarian @feistywaters.com · 21/06/2026
Bringing this thread back on Indigenous Peoples Day. Share your favourite artists, if you haven’t already.
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 28/05/2026
So I’ve started Pride and Prejudice, and already I feel bad for Mrs Bennet.
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