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tom, friend of eggbug

@lizard.tools
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high entropy individual it/they • θ∆ • adult • EN\DEU OK • no thanks i'm from massachusetts • icon @0kame-san.bsky.social • header @brushy.bsky.social 💕 @cervine.online <- my husband cohost.org/clip

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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 2h
i think that train left the station when the guy who bought twitter evaluated people's performance based on lines of code
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coluen @coluen.bsky.social · 5h
Wilerunner activities
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 2h
"Every building, weapon, face and sound is generated by code." YEAH MAN WE CAN TELL LOL
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 3h
if you're gonna send me a phishing email, at least make sure claude didn't hard-code your telegram bot api creds into your decoy site...
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 4h
oh, you're right! I was thinking of Arc. I wonder why Zen wasn't on my radar then.
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 4h
ninajirachi tonight wtf........
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 14h
oh yeah i really like what zen does, wish it wasn't just another chromium reskin
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Ciaran Martin @ciaranm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was wrong. It’s happening
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antlers @cervine.online · 29/09/2026
What is that thing!!
Pen and pencil doodle of my partners synth lizard creature
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 29/09/2026
baffling that this wasn't automatically preinstalled alongside all the other stock themes
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slug hours @realslughours.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
today's crude drawing of a concept I literally just thought about 5 minutes ago
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 29/09/2026
i'm so sorry to anyone who likes those colors but they are 100% associated with, like, instagram and temu and various claude-ass websites now. seeing that gradient evokes the same feeling in me as smelling the VOCs coming off a cheap plastic toy.
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 29/09/2026
and the rest? well it just looks like chrome now.
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 29/09/2026
but worry not! you can replace it with a... white to grey gradient that makes your OLED look like a $50 LCD with horrible backlight uniformity
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 29/09/2026
oh my god the new firefox ui is so fucking tacky. shitass purple to salmon gradients all over the place.
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 29/09/2026
well yeah they gotta put it somewhere. just absolutely bonkers not to have an option to AT LEAST restore all hidden posts. especially since localstorage isn't accessible in their mobile apps.
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 29/09/2026
this website sucks so much dude. what do you mean once i hide an annoying post it's literally nuked from orbit forever lmfao
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 29/09/2026
excuse me what do you Mean "this cannot be undone"? lmfao
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 29/09/2026
this fuckin website man lmfao
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tropical steppe 🐟🐠 🐡 @tropicalsteppe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
orca
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 27/09/2026
ok don't get scared but (my health bar pops up)
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 27/09/2026
Systhem of a Down
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antlers @cervine.online · 27/09/2026
My partner on the beach in early night moonlight presenting two camera options  - a sony 4k camcorder and a ricoh GRIII
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 27/09/2026
yeah... some people i really respected went off the "singularity" deep end. sad.
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antlers @cervine.online · 27/09/2026
Which is u favorite.....
render + edit of a wide angle pic of me as my synth deer fursona in the grocery store offering you red or blue doritos
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 27/09/2026
beautiful men named Coastal Flood Warning are messaging me on my cell phone
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 26/09/2026
not what i'm called!
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 24/09/2026
my plover movie
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 24/09/2026
i'm only on this fucking mailing list because i was an oculus dev back in 2015
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 24/09/2026
every day i unsubscribe from the meta horizon developers newsletter. every day i get ANOTHER FUCKING COPY OF THE META HORIZON DEVELOPERS NEWSLETTER.
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vie @viedragoon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
what i don't get is why that lady is going to jail over inventing a type of water bottle
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 24/09/2026
they kiiiinda have now, sony will still sell you some models (allegedly?) but they functionally haven't changed since 2015. panasonic has some more recent models though iirc
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 24/09/2026
well i was talking about my 4k handycam but yeah same idea
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 24/09/2026
people are truly sleeping on the humble camcorder tbh. really compact stabilized power zoom with a ton of range and the ability to use actually decent video codecs plus ergonomics that are actually suitable for video... nobody else does it like the camcorder.
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 24/09/2026
they're so funny
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 24/09/2026
my plover movie
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 24/09/2026
and you didn't even fucking say hi.
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 24/09/2026
isn't wifi so great. who needs wires anymore when everyone can be wireless and complete dogshit :)
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 24/09/2026
who the fuck is that
some kinda bug
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 23/09/2026
i have the opposite problem. too many desk things
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Tatyana Milewska @tatyanamilewska.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you're an EU citizen, here's an EU Citizen's Initiative to stop mandatory age verification for you to sign. I'm doing my part This isnt just a petition, if they reach the 1 million signature goal the EU commission is required to address it seriously citizens-initiative.europa.eu/initiatives/...
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 22/09/2026
no sorry you're thinking of the chumby which was a different .com era internet appliance
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 22/09/2026
Ow My Arm
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 22/09/2026
also the keyboard is kinda good. like, much better than you would expect. you can even dock it to the back when not in use!
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 22/09/2026
this stylus is such a delightfully designed object. light pipe feature aside, it also has a little edge to prevent it from rolling away on your desk.
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 22/09/2026
i need to get my exchange server online again so i can actually do email on this
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 22/09/2026
ergo audrey mail client with a crude drawing of clip and an audrey captioned Having Fun With Audrey
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 22/09/2026
ikea list called "ah!!!!!!!!" and the only item is a spider shaped candle holder
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 22/09/2026
got that mnexspike in me
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blimp (Katie), hobby tourist @blimpeh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Got hired as a contractor to install pluralkit in @sunsetcritterz.bsky.social's server
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