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tom, friend of eggbug

@lizard.tools
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high entropy individual it/they • θ∆ • adult • EN\DEU OK • no thanks i'm from massachusetts • icon @0kame-san.bsky.social • header @brushy.bsky.social 💕 @cervine.online <- my husband cohost.org/clip

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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 1h
"Every building, weapon, face and sound is generated by code." YEAH MAN WE CAN TELL LOL
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 29/09/2026
but worry not! you can replace it with a... white to grey gradient that makes your OLED look like a $50 LCD with horrible backlight uniformity
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 29/09/2026
oh my god the new firefox ui is so fucking tacky. shitass purple to salmon gradients all over the place.
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 29/09/2026
excuse me what do you Mean "this cannot be undone"? lmfao
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 24/09/2026
well i was talking about my 4k handycam but yeah same idea
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 24/09/2026
my plover movie
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 24/09/2026
who the fuck is that
some kinda bug
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 22/09/2026
no sorry you're thinking of the chumby which was a different .com era internet appliance
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 22/09/2026
also the keyboard is kinda good. like, much better than you would expect. you can even dock it to the back when not in use!
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 22/09/2026
this stylus is such a delightfully designed object. light pipe feature aside, it also has a little edge to prevent it from rolling away on your desk.
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 22/09/2026
ergo audrey mail client with a crude drawing of clip and an audrey captioned Having Fun With Audrey
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 22/09/2026
ikea list called "ah!!!!!!!!" and the only item is a spider shaped candle holder
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 20/09/2026
audrey...
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 19/09/2026
openai.com/research/ver...
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Jason Derulo has fallen down the stairs at the Ed Sheeran tour
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 15/09/2026
two thousand millimeters
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 14/09/2026
my peppers...
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 12/09/2026
i definitely underappreciated how small and light my mz-3 is tbh </3 i miss her
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 12/09/2026
force tf'd into a nikon user
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 08/09/2026
y'ever get so drunk you feel like T-Slotted Framing Rail Profile trying to fall asleep
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 04/09/2026
wait no, o brother where art thou should be there instead of la la land
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 04/09/2026
funeral parade of roses, memento, who framed roger rabbit, la la land
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 30/08/2026
i really want an mz-s but: - it might break in exactly the same way - $400
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 29/08/2026
fuck me i guess
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 28/08/2026
me and the besties #plastic
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 28/08/2026
i think i have better taste in material and composition nowadays fhjdkdjs
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 28/08/2026
shout out 10.6, here's my launch day copy and the computer i first installed it on. (it was 2009 ok)
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 27/08/2026
eb
ebay loaded wrong
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 26/08/2026
um............
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 26/08/2026
Craigslist: Do you need a Microwave Oven?
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 26/08/2026
Craigslist listing: Welcome to Sewing Machine City.
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 20/08/2026
planning some moves today
dim sum - kagi search
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 18/08/2026
well, minus dropping some mounting hardware on the floor and crawling around for an hour that was completely doable. i wouldn't recommend it to a complete novice but there's nothing involved that's particularly difficult
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 18/08/2026
OK so the pull tabs for the battery adhesive were a fucking joke lol but the old battery is officially out. gave everything a deep clean too (there was a lot of built up gunk around/behind the trackpad)
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 18/08/2026
surgery time
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 15/08/2026
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 12/08/2026
will we hit one thousand cycles before my replacement battery gets here? taking bets now
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 09/08/2026
dinner is easily the best meal in the daily rotation. like it's not even close.
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 08/08/2026
hi there! welcome to my gay and stupid maze. i've put you in here for fun. no, it's not optional. why does everyone ask if it's optional? come on. that's not the point of a maze.
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 08/08/2026
i don't think that's today idiot!!!!!
pick up at ikea stoughton for free todayearliest pickup available next tuesday
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 02/08/2026
funny thing about our household is that sometimes i'll start cleaning off the living room table and realize it's slowly been accumulating cameras again
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 31/07/2026
Why use a spider randomizer?
Why use a spider randomizer?
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 29/07/2026
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 29/07/2026
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 28/07/2026
i see it 🙂‍↕️
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 25/07/2026
"six what do i do?" "get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days"
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 24/07/2026
yeah but it requires a remote control (sold separately)
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 22/07/2026
xemu has 19x the amount of games they're starting with. 224x if you're willing to settle for "playable" over "perfect", which i'd expect microsoft's first party implementation to amount to tbh. plus you're not giving microsoft any money, which you shouldn't.
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 19/07/2026
man, fuck you.
faucet so short you literally can't use it without touching the fucking sink
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 15/07/2026
it's so fucking yellow out
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