gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 9hFinally finished The Unreal and the Real, a book I've been reading for half a year. I was going to post a tier list of all the stories but I don't have anything interesting to say other than wow I loved this story or wow this story sucked 010
gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 10hit's literally so stupid how the fields in a designated initializers in c++ must be specified in the order that they were declared 010
gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 13hthe friend keyword in c++ is so cute. aww these classes are friends :) 021
gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 16hJust a hilarious example of someone having no clue what they're talking about 040
gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 16hthat one popular AI guy here seeing the news about faster than nlogn integer multiplication and going "wow we can make computer arithmetic faster now" lmfaooooooo 160
gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 13/10/2026pobbles pobblesyoutube.comPOBBLES - Christmas/HalloweenYouTube video by PC Music 000
gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 12/10/2026I think this kid at the gym used a polite form of address at me that is used by young people when addressing adults, but I had my headphones on so I will pretend I didn't hear that 020
gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 12/10/2026That's literally me lol, I don't know why I get so excited when she goes inside but she rarely does it and she just looks so cute when she does 120
gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 11/10/2026What about those of us who haven't read the book but we do have it on our bookshelf and we are planning on reading at some point in the next 0 to 4 years 150
Reposted by gppJads @jads-i-rutan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Pro tip for retail interactions: become big and intimidating to win 1135791098
gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 11/10/2026New handle just dropped (the previous domain expired and it was cheaper to buy this one than renew the old one) 380
gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 30/09/2026my cum smells good and when i pee after i cum my pee smells like cum so my pee smells good 020
gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 30/09/2026I did some experimenting and it's the only thing that actually works. Despite what the internet says just alcohol or just soapy water doesn't really do anything 000
gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 30/09/2026Wow my insect killing concoction is really good at killing insects. It's just a 70% alcohol solution with some dish soap, but it destroyed aphids and mealybugs and ants, which I've never been able to get rid of before 100
gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 29/09/2026It's so cool when programming feels like pulling teeth (that's what doing anything in C/C++ is like) 041
gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 29/09/2026Yeah I'm going to renew my domain name that I don't use for anything lol 010
gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 28/09/2026fuuuuuck i have to go to my boss's husband's going away get together after work tomorrow and there's going to be a ton of people and i don't know any of them. i hate society 000
gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 28/09/2026had a genuine "cat walks across the keyboard and sends gibberish messages to the group chat" moment at work today 051
gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 28/09/2026Initially I only wanted to make an oauth client to see if I could, and I chose bluesky because it has the most stupidly complicated oauth flow, but now I want to mess around with native UI stuff so I guess I'll do the rest of the app 010
gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 28/09/2026I've already made a cross platform atproto oauth client, which by itself took quite some work, but it's nice and actually usable, and I can make real requests with it. I'm trying to have minimal dependencies so I'm only using curl+openssl and a json parsing library for now 110
gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 28/09/2026I should make a cross platform bluesky client app in C++. And by a cross platform app I mean two native apps, one using the Win32 API and one using whatever's popular on Linux. And by two native apps I mean at most one app since I'll probably get stuck quickly, but I want to see how far I can get 120
gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 27/09/2026they were literally so rightnews.ycombinator.comI have a few qualms with this app: 1. For a Linux user, you can already build su... | Hacker News 220
gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 27/09/2026utterly defeated by soil today. i had two big pots where i wanted to put some cactus cuttings, but i realized that even after adding a ton of coarse material there was a muddy component that always sinks to the bottom and forms a plug so the water can't drain (which is bad for cactuses). i'm useless 220
gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 27/09/2026jerking off to the picture in the wiktionary entry on the word "arm" 240
gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 27/09/2026i love that paul frazee post that was like if you don't use ai for programming you are delusional. not even "if you don't think ai is better at it than you" (and I will concede this point), merely not using it makes you delusional 050
gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 27/09/2026got obsessed with programming again and barely had anything to eat today 😵💫 020
gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 26/09/2026i don't know what those are, i just found the name concept funny 130