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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 8h
:3
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 9h
Finally finished The Unreal and the Real, a book I've been reading for half a year. I was going to post a tier list of all the stories but I don't have anything interesting to say other than wow I loved this story or wow this story sucked
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 10h
it's literally so stupid how the fields in a designated initializers in c++ must be specified in the order that they were declared
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 13h
the friend keyword in c++ is so cute. aww these classes are friends :)
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 15h
You guys ever feel like everyone at the gym is staring at me
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 16h
Just a hilarious example of someone having no clue what they're talking about
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 16h
that one popular AI guy here seeing the news about faster than nlogn integer multiplication and going "wow we can make computer arithmetic faster now" lmfaooooooo
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 13/10/2026
it's called fainting because you feint being dead
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 13/10/2026
pobbles pobbles
youtube.com
POBBLES - Christmas/Halloween
YouTube video by PC Music
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 12/10/2026
I think this kid at the gym used a polite form of address at me that is used by young people when addressing adults, but I had my headphones on so I will pretend I didn't hear that
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 12/10/2026
would you guys still love me if i was green
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
here. take bat_clean.mp4
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we need more bats on here
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 12/10/2026
waow
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 12/10/2026
That's literally me lol, I don't know why I get so excited when she goes inside but she rarely does it and she just looks so cute when she does
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 12/10/2026
She's spending time inside her adorable little cat house again
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 12/10/2026
hoya literally dripping with nectar 😵‍💫
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 12/10/2026
god this thing is as big as my face
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 11/10/2026
What about those of us who haven't read the book but we do have it on our bookshelf and we are planning on reading at some point in the next 0 to 4 years
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Jads @jads-i-rutan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pro tip for retail interactions: become big and intimidating to win
A sketched scene of two anthro red pandas raising arms to be big and intimidating at each other. One is saying, "I want to speak to your manager." The other is replying, "I AM the manager." They are in an electronics shop and other customers mill about in the background.
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 11/10/2026
I don't feel like a king :/
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 11/10/2026
hi sarah ❤️
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 11/10/2026
New handle just dropped (the previous domain expired and it was cheaper to buy this one than renew the old one)
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 11/10/2026
I'm still alive by the way
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 01/10/2026
I love having people depend on me. It makes me feel powerful
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 30/09/2026
my cum smells good and when i pee after i cum my pee smells like cum so my pee smells good
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 30/09/2026
I did some experimenting and it's the only thing that actually works. Despite what the internet says just alcohol or just soapy water doesn't really do anything
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 30/09/2026
Wow my insect killing concoction is really good at killing insects. It's just a 70% alcohol solution with some dish soap, but it destroyed aphids and mealybugs and ants, which I've never been able to get rid of before
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 30/09/2026
it's called a preying mantis because it preys on other insects
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 29/09/2026
It's so cool when programming feels like pulling teeth (that's what doing anything in C/C++ is like)
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 29/09/2026
Yeah I'm going to renew my domain name that I don't use for anything lol
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 29/09/2026
holy shit i got a 23% raise lol
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 28/09/2026
hot
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 28/09/2026
fuuuuuck i have to go to my boss's husband's going away get together after work tomorrow and there's going to be a ton of people and i don't know any of them. i hate society
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 28/09/2026
had a genuine "cat walks across the keyboard and sends gibberish messages to the group chat" moment at work today
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 28/09/2026
Initially I only wanted to make an oauth client to see if I could, and I chose bluesky because it has the most stupidly complicated oauth flow, but now I want to mess around with native UI stuff so I guess I'll do the rest of the app
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 28/09/2026
I've already made a cross platform atproto oauth client, which by itself took quite some work, but it's nice and actually usable, and I can make real requests with it. I'm trying to have minimal dependencies so I'm only using curl+openssl and a json parsing library for now
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 28/09/2026
I should make a cross platform bluesky client app in C++. And by a cross platform app I mean two native apps, one using the Win32 API and one using whatever's popular on Linux. And by two native apps I mean at most one app since I'll probably get stuck quickly, but I want to see how far I can get
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 27/09/2026
they were literally so right
news.ycombinator.com
I have a few qualms with this app: 1. For a Linux user, you can already build su... | Hacker News
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 27/09/2026
mogs me 😖
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 27/09/2026
munch
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 27/09/2026
where is S. Loam when you need her
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 27/09/2026
utterly defeated by soil today. i had two big pots where i wanted to put some cactus cuttings, but i realized that even after adding a ton of coarse material there was a muddy component that always sinks to the bottom and forms a plug so the water can't drain (which is bad for cactuses). i'm useless
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 27/09/2026
It's so good 😵‍💫
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 27/09/2026
jerking off to the picture in the wiktionary entry on the word "arm"
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 27/09/2026
i love that paul frazee post that was like if you don't use ai for programming you are delusional. not even "if you don't think ai is better at it than you" (and I will concede this point), merely not using it makes you delusional
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 27/09/2026
got obsessed with programming again and barely had anything to eat today 😵‍💫
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 26/09/2026
i don't know what those are, i just found the name concept funny
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 26/09/2026
they added concepts to c++
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gpp @lizard.gpp.green · 26/09/2026
he's cute
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