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@lizard.fun
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30. Gay cisgender computer lizard. Married to @figenabler.bsky.social. I do music and code. He/him. lizard.fun

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Squam @lizard.fun · 16h
Is there a technical reason as to why this is literally never true
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Squam @lizard.fun · 06/10/2026
malicious pickle data
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Squam @lizard.fun · 02/10/2026
Anyway, here's Proud Mary
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Squam @lizard.fun · 14/09/2026
Why is this on my Spotify home page
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Squam @lizard.fun · 14/09/2026
Dug up an ancient relic from my closet
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Squam @lizard.fun · 05/09/2026
I like watching the funny numbers go up
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Squam @lizard.fun · 04/09/2026
Just took one of the best cat pictures I've ever taken
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Squam @lizard.fun · 03/09/2026
Sourest oranges I've ever tasted. It's like they spray painted some lemons
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Squam @lizard.fun · 03/09/2026
I guess the stars aligned
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Squam @lizard.fun · 02/09/2026
Groundskeeper at a medical plaza in Carrollton
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Squam @lizard.fun · 30/08/2026
Best friends
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Squam @lizard.fun · 26/08/2026
The current state of my watch collection
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Squam @lizard.fun · 24/08/2026
Did this thing
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Squam @lizard.fun · 22/08/2026
I've been practicing Scott Joplin's Magnetic Rag on the piano lately. Here's (most of) the first two movements. This is the hardest piece I've ever tried to learn
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Squam @lizard.fun · 14/08/2026
This watch is like Elon Musk because it's made out of emeralds and looks like shit
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Squam @lizard.fun · 15/07/2026
Saw a lizard
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Squam @lizard.fun · 23/06/2026
The feeder has been popular since I put it up. These two grabbed some prime real estate right next to it
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Squam @lizard.fun · 21/06/2026
Electricity load forecasts now available when you search a city on Texas City Snapshot!
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Squam @lizard.fun · 21/06/2026
I put up a feeder for the doves outside
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Squam @lizard.fun · 19/06/2026
What's that noise? Must be all the warning sirens now searchable on Texas City Snapshot!
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Squam @lizard.fun · 17/06/2026
Texas City Snapshot version 2.0 texas.lizard.fun
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Squam @lizard.fun · 12/06/2026
Wow, even that little chat app I vibe coded back in March supports images, and it uses IRC as a backend!
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Squam @lizard.fun · 29/05/2026
Incredibly rare sane interaction in the comments of a live music video on youtube
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Squam @lizard.fun · 27/05/2026
It's Annie!
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Squam @lizard.fun · 26/05/2026
Anyone who pays a scalper a thousand dollars for a plastic watch should probably be put into a financial conservatorship
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Squam @lizard.fun · 22/05/2026
The cologne collection is now the same size as my automatic watch collection
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Squam @lizard.fun · 22/05/2026
My collection of inexpensive colognes has expanded. All of these smell amazing!
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Squam @lizard.fun · 17/05/2026
Pigeons
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Squam @lizard.fun · 17/05/2026
Songs that follow a verse-chorus structure in which the song title appears in a verse rather than in the chorus. Any suggestions?
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Squam @lizard.fun · 15/05/2026
State of the collection now
Watch box containing the following watches: Timex Weekender, Seiko Recraft, Timex Marlin, Pierre Paulin Jump Hour, Orient Bambino
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Squam @lizard.fun · 15/05/2026
My birthday is in a couple days, so my brother took me out to eat and also gave me a freakin ORIENT BAMBINO!
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Squam @lizard.fun · 14/05/2026
Steve Babick, mayor of Carrollton, TX
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Squam @lizard.fun · 11/05/2026
An enderman and a creeper have arrived
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Squam @lizard.fun · 08/05/2026
I'm not sure @figenabler.bsky.social should be allowed to make Miis after this
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Squam @lizard.fun · 07/05/2026
My Mii is gonna learn C
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Squam @lizard.fun · 06/05/2026
Joe Biden, Shinzo Abe, and Boris Johnson
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Squam @lizard.fun · 06/05/2026
Everybody, everybody
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Squam @lizard.fun · 06/05/2026
Walter and Perry have arrived
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Squam @lizard.fun · 06/05/2026
Freaky outie
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Squam @lizard.fun · 05/05/2026
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Squam @lizard.fun · 05/05/2026
Home Moviis
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Squam @lizard.fun · 02/05/2026
The gang's all here
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Squam @lizard.fun · 30/04/2026
The plushie version looks better
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Squam @lizard.fun · 30/04/2026
Carfax needs to hire an actual furry artist to redesign their mascot. Right now he looks like the guest of honor at Free Fur All
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Squam @lizard.fun · 26/04/2026
Let me tell y'all about another president who just wanted ball room
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Squam @lizard.fun · 25/04/2026
Watching the cat
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Squam @lizard.fun · 23/04/2026
Is there a reason the AP uses this Picasso-ass cubist thing instead of just a normal US map?
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Squam @lizard.fun · 21/04/2026
Albums I like
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Squam @lizard.fun · 17/04/2026
May have gone a bit overboard here, but I now have enough pencils to feasibly last me the rest of my life
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Squam @lizard.fun · 15/04/2026
I decided Mr. Lincoln needed a friend
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