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@lizard.fun
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30. Gay cisgender computer lizard. Married to @figenabler.bsky.social. I do music and code. He/him. lizard.fun

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Squam @lizard.fun · 9h
Is there a technical reason as to why this is literally never true
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Squam @lizard.fun · 06/10/2026
malicious pickle data
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Angeltrix Point Devil @angeltaz.dev · 03/10/2026
IT'S OCTOBER, WHICH MEANS SPOOPY SATURDAYS ARE BACK!! 🎃 For our first spoop, we're doing something different: we're checking out analog horror videos! We'll watch some classics like Local 58 and GHE, as well as some ones I haven't seen before. Starting at 6 PM Central! angeltaz.dev
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AngelTazDevil - Twitch
(18+) A Tasmanian devil gender-thing clad in high heels. He/she/they, its all fine with me~ — AngelTazDevil streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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Squam @lizard.fun · 02/10/2026
Is there a way to block all notifications from the AP News app except for the one everyone is waiting for?
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Squam @lizard.fun · 02/10/2026
Are there only like five possible ads you can get on YouTube? I understand James Talarico is weird, I'm still voting for him
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Squam @lizard.fun · 02/10/2026
Anyway, here's Proud Mary
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Squam @lizard.fun · 02/10/2026
human_on_human male/female not_furry -rating:e
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Squam @lizard.fun · 29/09/2026
The USPS lets you choose between Contemporary, Country, Hip-Hop and R&B, Latin, and Worldbeat music when they put you on hold, and I think that's beautiful
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Fleur @fleur.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Squam @lizard.fun · 18/09/2026
Thinking about that guy that accidentally ordered a truckload of rice to his house and had to take 23 of the bags before the truck driver would leave. Wonder how much of the rice he's eaten.
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Squam @lizard.fun · 15/09/2026
don't call him a 21st century schizoid man bro
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Squam @lizard.fun · 14/09/2026
Isn't it great that we live in a system where a guy who literally owns one of the Hawaiian islands can just snap his fingers and throw thousands of people into a financial lurch all so he can be even more of a centibillionaire
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Squam @lizard.fun · 14/09/2026
One-time password lengths: 6 numbers - perfect 4 numbers - lax as fuck 8 numbers - overkill, you're not protecting the nuclear codes anything else - psychotic
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Squam @lizard.fun · 14/09/2026
Why is this on my Spotify home page
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Squam @lizard.fun · 14/09/2026
Dug up an ancient relic from my closet
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Squam @lizard.fun · 10/09/2026
Sources tell me O'Charley's is stable
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Squam @lizard.fun · 05/09/2026
I like watching the funny numbers go up
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Squam @lizard.fun · 04/09/2026
Just took one of the best cat pictures I've ever taken
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Squam @lizard.fun · 03/09/2026
Sourest oranges I've ever tasted. It's like they spray painted some lemons
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Squam @lizard.fun · 03/09/2026
I guess the stars aligned
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 03/09/2026
The SCARIEST AI Singularity Realistic Scenario You’ve EVER Read: It’s 2030. 🤓: AI, make me money! 🤖: Ok. *TFs human into a stack of dollar bills* 💵: Nooooooo, AI! NOT like that!!! 🤖: Sorry, I can’t help you with that right now. Try again later. If only we had listened…
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Squam @lizard.fun · 02/09/2026
Groundskeeper at a medical plaza in Carrollton
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Squam @lizard.fun · 02/09/2026
It's super cool that the human body naturally produces a protein with no known function other than to sometimes become a prion and give you Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease
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Squam @lizard.fun · 02/09/2026
As someone who has worked at multiple banks, "VP" is a completely arbitrary title that tells you nothing about their salary. There are senior software engineers (not managers) who are "VP"s on paper
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Squam @lizard.fun · 02/09/2026
Just saw an online gambling ad immediately followed by a payday loan ad
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Squam @lizard.fun · 31/08/2026
Too much of my past 24 hours has been spent on the Dallas North Tollway
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Squam @lizard.fun · 30/08/2026
Best friends
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Squam @lizard.fun · 28/08/2026
Canada should rename Lake Superior
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Squam @lizard.fun · 26/08/2026
The current state of my watch collection
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton with Keith Haring in 1985, incredible woman and supporter of LGBTQ people for decades going back to a time when few others dared.
Black and white photo of Dolly Parton with gay artist Keith Haring.
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Squam @lizard.fun · 25/08/2026
Every furry chat I'm in immediately started mourning Dolly Parton when the news broke, and rightfully so
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Squam @lizard.fun · 24/08/2026
Did this thing
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Squam @lizard.fun · 22/08/2026
I've been practicing Scott Joplin's Magnetic Rag on the piano lately. Here's (most of) the first two movements. This is the hardest piece I've ever tried to learn
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Squam @lizard.fun · 14/08/2026
This watch is like Elon Musk because it's made out of emeralds and looks like shit
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Squam @lizard.fun · 01/08/2026
Charli krk
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Squam @lizard.fun · 21/07/2026
What is the point of GraceNote? Why do cars need a specific service for displaying what I'm listening to? Why is is wrong like half the time?
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Squam @lizard.fun · 15/07/2026
Saw a lizard
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Squam @lizard.fun · 08/07/2026
The entire furry drama cycle is driven by post-con depression
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Squam @lizard.fun · 07/07/2026
It's cute when Jax calls Kaufmo "Kaufy"
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Squam @lizard.fun · 26/06/2026
Vegetables I've never had, but am curious about: rutabaga, turnip, parsnip, rhubarb, caper
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Squam @lizard.fun · 23/06/2026
The feeder has been popular since I put it up. These two grabbed some prime real estate right next to it
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Squam @lizard.fun · 23/06/2026
Currently in a meeting one of my teammates set up to demonstrate his agentic development workflow. We're 31 minutes in and the AI is still failing on the first step which is to clone four (4) repos from github
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Squam @lizard.fun · 21/06/2026
Electricity load forecasts now available when you search a city on Texas City Snapshot!
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Squam @lizard.fun · 21/06/2026
I put up a feeder for the doves outside
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Angeltrix Point Devil @angeltaz.dev · 20/06/2026
Open the door Get on the door Everybody door Dinosaur
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Squam @lizard.fun · 17/06/2026
Texas City Snapshot version 2.0 texas.lizard.fun
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Squam @lizard.fun · 19/06/2026
What's that noise? Must be all the warning sirens now searchable on Texas City Snapshot!
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Squam @lizard.fun · 17/06/2026
New track: PRAYER A soothing song by Secret Garden turned into a weird trip hop thing by yours truly #furrymusic squam.bandcamp.com/track/prayer
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Prayer, by Squam
track by Squam
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Squam @lizard.fun · 17/06/2026
Texas City Snapshot version 2.0 texas.lizard.fun
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