lizard @lizard.beer · 28/09/2026I'm so stunned over this, his match last night was great . I loved the bastard. RIP. 020
lizard @lizard.beer · 28/09/2026I learned from the discourse today that I really do live in a small conservative city because all I could think was "how the hell haven't y'all heard that song" lmao 000
lizard @lizard.beer · 27/09/2026the buffalo unis are so bad they're causing massive debuffs to the whole team 000
lizard @lizard.beer · 27/09/2026every single one of these guys would cry if they had to take a cannonball senton from brody king 020
lizard @lizard.beer · 26/09/2026Had to sit at the bar at the pub for my dinner amongst all the old guys and let me tell ya'll, I'm hearing that karaoke is going to be fucking LIT tonight in PG. Chat should I look into this? 010
lizard @lizard.beer · 25/09/2026i had a lady lecture me in an interview for bringing up a relevant story from a job not listed on my resume. it was for a food service job and i had worked at a food truck at the stampede for a week when i was 16, not resume material. 071
Reposted by lizardBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026you know who ended Mad Men absolutely on top? 4082937
lizard @lizard.beer · 25/09/2026"thank you for your dedication to continuous improvement" im passive aggressively rebuilding this out of sheer rage but thank you 010
lizard @lizard.beer · 22/09/2026was brave today and booked an irl yoga class to make me leave my youtube bubble and be social. This is big for my anti social self plz clap 000
lizard @lizard.beer · 20/09/2026Footballs good but maybe a long walk in the hart will be gooderer 100
Reposted by lizardtara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The homie who drinks too much of the apothecary’s homebrew and spends the rest of the night communing with the dead 04810
lizard @lizard.beer · 20/09/2026Yep got the packaging all done up boss real sexy just like you asked 000
lizard @lizard.beer · 18/09/2026alright changing the channel to put on a much more interesting sporting competition, the latest taskmaster episode 000
Reposted by lizardKatherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 18/09/2026Waow, can't wait for someone to angrily explain that this was just a joke! This shit just sucks, people. This is neither healthy or okay. 2062354
Reposted by lizardNFL Daily News @insidenflnews.bsky.social · 18/09/2026JOSH ALLEN TO JOSH PALMER 43-YARD TD 1558
lizard @lizard.beer · 18/09/2026My joy at seeing the Canadian flag at an NFL game ruined by that band doing the anthem lol 000
lizard @lizard.beer · 17/09/2026excited to see my giant son joshua allen play football later today 000
lizard @lizard.beer · 17/09/2026Oh here comes the piss drinker again (going to the pub for lunch and some IPAs ) 000
lizard @lizard.beer · 16/09/2026in an internet age after gushing grannies, pitbull in alaska, taylor swift concert at a school for the deaf and boaty mcboat face, not knowing you need to moderate content on an online contest like this is stunning, beautifully incompetent work. 110
lizard @lizard.beer · 15/09/2026alexa can you make me the bush being told about 9-11 image but with ed sheerans stupid face instead thanks 010
lizard @lizard.beer · 15/09/2026Actually having both the beautiful and math trait in your build is a really solid strat. Been rolling with it for a while def recommend you don't sleep on it 020
Reposted by lizardNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Feel like between yesterday's Wired story and the Arch Manning thing, we need some sort of massive social intervention in young men. Just absolutely hopeless stuff. 27875103
Reposted by lizardNFL Daily News @insidenflnews.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Josh Allen takes it himself for 6 1415
Reposted by lizardWhite Flight From the Mouth of Infinity @leyndellsoviet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026He would win 42 states if he ran 0206