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@lizard.beer
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very cozy dev on Lheidli T'enneh territory. board certified pedestrian. sports enjoyer, flames, bills, jays, goldeneyes & aew.

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lizard @lizard.beer · 17h
happy nhl opening day! the oilers lost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lizard @lizard.beer · 20h
Man you can get anything at Costco
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lizard @lizard.beer · 29/09/2026
We've got an unexpected unc bowl on a Monday night
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lizard @lizard.beer · 29/09/2026
This was a no brainer move , super excited for the girlies
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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lizard @lizard.beer · 28/09/2026
I'm so stunned over this, his match last night was great . I loved the bastard. RIP.
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lizard @lizard.beer · 28/09/2026
I learned from the discourse today that I really do live in a small conservative city because all I could think was "how the hell haven't y'all heard that song" lmao
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Hockey Out of Context Loves Canada @nhloutofcontext.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bunny in a Flames Jersey
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
only those who help peer will see valhalla
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lizard @lizard.beer · 27/09/2026
the buffalo unis are so bad they're causing massive debuffs to the whole team
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lizard @lizard.beer · 27/09/2026
i hope hangman and swerve kiss 😘 #aewallout
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lizard @lizard.beer · 27/09/2026
every single one of these guys would cry if they had to take a cannonball senton from brody king
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lizard @lizard.beer · 27/09/2026
I love professional wrestling
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lizard @lizard.beer · 26/09/2026
Big adventure around PG today
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lizard @lizard.beer · 26/09/2026
Had to sit at the bar at the pub for my dinner amongst all the old guys and let me tell ya'll, I'm hearing that karaoke is going to be fucking LIT tonight in PG. Chat should I look into this?
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lizard @lizard.beer · 25/09/2026
i had a lady lecture me in an interview for bringing up a relevant story from a job not listed on my resume. it was for a food service job and i had worked at a food truck at the stampede for a week when i was 16, not resume material.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you know who ended Mad Men absolutely on top?
Roger Sterling in Paris with Marie Calvet in the Mad Men finale
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lizard @lizard.beer · 25/09/2026
getting successfully rage baited by the rage bait tv list
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Steve @yinzer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Friday
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lizard @lizard.beer · 25/09/2026
"thank you for your dedication to continuous improvement" im passive aggressively rebuilding this out of sheer rage but thank you
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lizard @lizard.beer · 22/09/2026
was brave today and booked an irl yoga class to make me leave my youtube bubble and be social. This is big for my anti social self plz clap
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lizard @lizard.beer · 21/09/2026
Found me in a book
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lizard @lizard.beer · 20/09/2026
Footballs good but maybe a long walk in the hart will be gooderer
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lizard @lizard.beer · 20/09/2026
It's football day
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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The homie who drinks too much of the apothecary’s homebrew and spends the rest of the night communing with the dead
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lizard @lizard.beer · 20/09/2026
Phew
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lizard @lizard.beer · 20/09/2026
Yep got the packaging all done up boss real sexy just like you asked
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lizard @lizard.beer · 19/09/2026
Good morning prince george
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lizard @lizard.beer · 18/09/2026
alright changing the channel to put on a much more interesting sporting competition, the latest taskmaster episode
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lizard @lizard.beer · 18/09/2026
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 18/09/2026
Waow, can't wait for someone to angrily explain that this was just a joke! This shit just sucks, people. This is neither healthy or okay.
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NFL Daily News @insidenflnews.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
JOSH ALLEN TO JOSH PALMER 43-YARD TD
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lizard @lizard.beer · 18/09/2026
My joy at seeing the Canadian flag at an NFL game ruined by that band doing the anthem lol
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lizard @lizard.beer · 17/09/2026
excited to see my giant son joshua allen play football later today
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lizard @lizard.beer · 17/09/2026
Oh here comes the piss drinker again (going to the pub for lunch and some IPAs )
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lizard @lizard.beer · 17/09/2026
explaining the lo-fi girl extended universe lore to my bf
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lizard @lizard.beer · 16/09/2026
in an internet age after gushing grannies, pitbull in alaska, taylor swift concert at a school for the deaf and boaty mcboat face, not knowing you need to moderate content on an online contest like this is stunning, beautifully incompetent work.
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lizard @lizard.beer · 16/09/2026
I'm going on a walk I am gonna finish a big area today!!!
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lizard @lizard.beer · 15/09/2026
alexa can you make me the bush being told about 9-11 image but with ed sheerans stupid face instead thanks
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lizard @lizard.beer · 15/09/2026
Actually having both the beautiful and math trait in your build is a really solid strat. Been rolling with it for a while def recommend you don't sleep on it
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lizard @lizard.beer · 15/09/2026
Spooky morning today!
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Feel like between yesterday's Wired story and the Arch Manning thing, we need some sort of massive social intervention in young men. Just absolutely hopeless stuff.
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lizard @lizard.beer · 13/09/2026
i love my beautiful son josh allen
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NFL Daily News @insidenflnews.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Josh Allen takes it himself for 6
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White Flight From the Mouth of Infinity @leyndellsoviet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He would win 42 states if he ran
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lizard @lizard.beer · 12/09/2026
Watching triplemania, remembering that I love wrestling
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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lizard @lizard.beer · 11/09/2026
Not a fan of this "on site" business . Where is my cat..!?
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