👾 @littlepurpleguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026been waiting on the phone for almost an hour (!!) and the hold music is "dududududududu steve" i am losing my god damn mind. 030
👾 @littlepurpleguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026whoever invented vpns has my heart btw been using them for years and they've never failed me thank u mwah x 000
👾 @littlepurpleguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026that black mold on my bathroom window that i've not done anything to get rid of in like a year and me we're like this 🤞 120
👾 @littlepurpleguy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026messy hair puppy eyes ryan unruly curls bruised up oliver life is good 040
Reposted by 👾Trevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 05/08/2026buddy i have never used it. i don't know how to use it. i don't know if it's an app or what. i will never use it. if it disappeared today i'd go out and celebrate because it being gone would be instantly great for the planet and humanity 6839951008
👾 @littlepurpleguy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026buck and eddie. and then hen saves them with an eye roll 030
👾 @littlepurpleguy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026the worst word in the english language, and i stand by this take, is similar 000
Reposted by 👾Tylerr @stormsversion.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I hope there will be a time where hair gel Eddie is a distant memory in the fandom I love Eddie but the hair gel is atrocious 031
👾 @littlepurpleguy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026i'm always between buddie canon a10!!!!! and i do NOT want buddie to go canon ever. because they WILL ruin them with some bullshit like cheating (hen got done SO dirty she would never cheat) like obviously i want buddie canon but with these writers i have lost all trust in? ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 160
Reposted by 👾madi🪻 @m-korn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Eddie Diaz really is a car speeding down the boulevard without a break 031
👾 @littlepurpleguy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026need more people to lock in for ao3. there are NO CHOBBY FICS. 211
Reposted by 👾ari 🪴 @savemylifeni.bsky.social · 09/07/2026hips hurt 😭😭 i want to rip out my insides and let my dogs play tug of war with them 031
👾 @littlepurpleguy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026i want to punch my coworker in the fucking face SO fucking bad. like so bad. i'm so desperate to punch him. right in the face. 100
Reposted by 👾Spooky Bri 👻 🎃 @cherishingstydia.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again…do they know it’s legal?? 1172
👾 @littlepurpleguy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026okay besties i'm at work and that obviously means ignoring my work and writing instead give me fic ideas for buddie / ryliver pls i have plenty (+ drafts / wips) but none of that is what i want to write rn sooooooooo 010
Reposted by 👾ari 🪴 @savemylifeni.bsky.social · 30/06/2026ughhhhh being an adult and having to make important phone calls is sooooooo mentally draining 😭 031
👾 @littlepurpleguy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026give me one margsrita imma burn down my ex gve me two margarita imna curse you witj a hex or whatever that song saifstatic.klipy.comHappy Weekend: Making a Pitcher of MargaritasALT: Happy Weekend: Making a Pitcher of Margaritas 010
👾 @littlepurpleguy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026home from work. cocktail in hand. no longer writing buddie. writing ryliver though 020
👾 @littlepurpleguy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026i've had 2 ryliver fics finished in my drafts for so long but people aren't weird enough about them for me to post yet i need y'all to get more invested because i posted my first one a while back and got so much hate on it LOL GET SHIPPING MOREEEEE 350
👾 @littlepurpleguy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026somtimes i tyoe out tweets and haveeee to delete before posting because you lot couldn't handle them 120
👾 @littlepurpleguy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026core4 are buck - vampire eddie - werewolf hen - witch chim - fae maybe i'm a little too drunk rn and maybe i should gst back to work before my boss finds oit nygjinh 020
👾 @littlepurpleguy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026my coworker just walked in in the middle of writing my buddie fight scene 020
Reposted by 👾Spooky Bri 👻 🎃 @cherishingstydia.bsky.social · 29/06/2026The rpf writes its self at this point 081
👾 @littlepurpleguy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026can i wear green and brown at my funeral and a witch hat 🐸 120
Reposted by 👾Beckett | 9-1-1, HR, RWRB @buckley118.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Title: I Wanna be in the Sequel Author: OrYouCouldHaveMine E, 120k Murder husbands isn’t usually my thing but I did enjoy this. Rec by @littlepurpleguy.bsky.social #buddie #911onabc archiveofourown.org/works/58257535 121
