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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Omg plssss I need to know all the staple gossip. What's the most overrated stapler? What's the toxic fave?

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Wow, bar security really said "I may not know my flowers, but I know a bitch when I see one"

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

No one knows that my style icon is Jason Mantzoukas

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

12 yr old me is screaming, crying, throwing up

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

The other day, a friend tried psychoanalyzing a murder dream I had and I was like... if we start ascribing weight and meaning to the shit my brain pulls on me, we're gonna be in some very hot water, very quickly. Murder dreams just happen. Bloody thoughts come and go. Sometimes, monthly. Not always

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Cant sleep cause I'm imagining how brutally I'd murder anyone who'd dare disrespect my wife in my presence. ...betcha ten bucks my period's coming in the next 1-3 days.

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

I <3 standing vigil over my dog so I can clean up his vomit before he eats it

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Not saying men are inferior, but to this day the only person who has ever left my class unable to make a book has been a man. Coincidence? Maybe.

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Josephine picked it up from the library the other day! I'm so ready to Get Wrecked

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

You ever look at your father and think "wow, time has given you nothing but a bald head and an ever-lengthening list of women who avoid speaking to you whenever possible. And you have no idea."

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Guess I'm gonna be up listening to the dog snore tonight

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

"A Mob le encanta la leche" Hehehe

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Mob is trying to get fit even though he could lift things with his mind with ease. I'm trying to learn spanish even though I could rely on google translate with ease. We are the same. We both suck at running/basic comprehension. We're both doing our best.

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Up at 2am, cramping and watching anime in spanish until I can understand spanish.

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

The Children^tm have invaded the work cafe

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Every time someone suggests I use easy carve for a relief class instead of my darling unmounted battleship grey linoleum, I consume another crown jewel from the Louvre.

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Feeling like a proverbs 31 kinda gal, buying fabric and thread for cheap and sewing about two yards of hem binding by hand. My wife told me she's very proud

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Me @tradwives: its so embrassassing that their lives are so hollow that they must center their identity around being a wife. Also me: I AM GONNA MAKE A CULT OF WIVES

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

When I was in college, I was nearly run over about 3 times a day and I've never shot anyone in the head and left their wife and child grieving. Was I, a 19 yr old art student, braver than an ICE agent?

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

When the dog goes "oof" in his sleep

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

I had a dream that I was teaching a relief class. Everything was very normal except someone in the class was convinced that you have to turn cranfield caligo into a cum consistency before it's usable.

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

My wife gave me the worst book she could find as a christmas gift and HOOOO BOY, it's so bad

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Nooooooooo! Praying you can get a replacement soon!

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

I s2g, there's a couple in the neighborhood who has been fighting since 11pm. It's currently 3am christmas day. Just break up.

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Gadget @gadget44027447.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

What does "make america charlie kirk" even mean??? Shoot america in the neck? Enforce mandatory podcasting?

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Gotta frame and deliver this one on Sat morning 💀

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

A creature of unimaginble evil

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Probably, but then I am a luddite.

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Not a registered member, but this morning I told a group of friends "I love stardew-like games! It seems the only one I haven't tried is Stardew. The ground's too orange." So, I'm expecting my card in the mail any day now.

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

I got a new couch and learned that my wife is slightly colorblind. Its been a good day

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

There was like been a champion tetris speedrunner in the last year who broke a longstanding record but he doesn't have A Title. Glad you have New Tetris! Didn't know that was a thing!

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Yeah, isn't he like 14 and playing to honor a dead friend or smth?

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Gonna try to do a warm up portrait every day for an unspecified but limited ampumt of time to grt me more in the practice of finishing things. Day 1, Armand (of course). Started around 9:15, finished around 10:45

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

He tried bubblegum; regretted it

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

It's 3am! You know what that means! Lying awake, staring at my darkened ceiling until I lose conciousness and/or patience.

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

My wife is so fucking lucky I'm short. Her sleeping form loves nothing nore than lie in a diagonal line bisecting the bed from corner to corner and if I was any taller, we'd have some major footspace issues.

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Me and my mosquito bites are wide fucking awake now. 🙃

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

The little boys of the 90s are shirtless and weeping

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Yeah... if it's so late that my dog doesn't even wake up if you knock, there's no way in hell I'm answering that door.

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

"The fly in the ointment" is no longer a relevant turn of phrase because ointments are usually packaged in fly-proof tubes or pumps these days. May I suggest "the white person dressed in a shitty, cheap kimono at the halloween party" as a replacement?

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

The wife: this soup is great... but... the garlic could've been cut smaller. Me: that's your own fault for eating the forbidden vegetable. You should have known better.

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Wrapped up a good, long printing day. My brain feels clean.

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Just gave my brayers a good scrub! I'll see you and Rapid Eye Movement after lunch!

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