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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

No one knows that my style icon is Jason Mantzoukas

Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Cant sleep cause I'm imagining how brutally I'd murder anyone who'd dare disrespect my wife in my presence. ...betcha ten bucks my period's coming in the next 1-3 days.

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

I <3 standing vigil over my dog so I can clean up his vomit before he eats it

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Not saying men are inferior, but to this day the only person who has ever left my class unable to make a book has been a man. Coincidence? Maybe.

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

You ever look at your father and think "wow, time has given you nothing but a bald head and an ever-lengthening list of women who avoid speaking to you whenever possible. And you have no idea."

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Guess I'm gonna be up listening to the dog snore tonight

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Up at 2am, cramping and watching anime in spanish until I can understand spanish.

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

The Children^tm have invaded the work cafe

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Every time someone suggests I use easy carve for a relief class instead of my darling unmounted battleship grey linoleum, I consume another crown jewel from the Louvre.

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Feeling like a proverbs 31 kinda gal, buying fabric and thread for cheap and sewing about two yards of hem binding by hand. My wife told me she's very proud

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Me @tradwives: its so embrassassing that their lives are so hollow that they must center their identity around being a wife. Also me: I AM GONNA MAKE A CULT OF WIVES

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

When the dog goes "oof" in his sleep

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

I had a dream that I was teaching a relief class. Everything was very normal except someone in the class was convinced that you have to turn cranfield caligo into a cum consistency before it's usable.

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

My wife gave me the worst book she could find as a christmas gift and HOOOO BOY, it's so bad

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

I s2g, there's a couple in the neighborhood who has been fighting since 11pm. It's currently 3am christmas day. Just break up.

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Gadget @gadget44027447.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Gotta frame and deliver this one on Sat morning 💀

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

A creature of unimaginble evil

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

I got a new couch and learned that my wife is slightly colorblind. Its been a good day

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Gonna try to do a warm up portrait every day for an unspecified but limited ampumt of time to grt me more in the practice of finishing things. Day 1, Armand (of course). Started around 9:15, finished around 10:45

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

It's 3am! You know what that means! Lying awake, staring at my darkened ceiling until I lose conciousness and/or patience.

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

My wife is so fucking lucky I'm short. Her sleeping form loves nothing nore than lie in a diagonal line bisecting the bed from corner to corner and if I was any taller, we'd have some major footspace issues.

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Me and my mosquito bites are wide fucking awake now. 🙃

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Yeah... if it's so late that my dog doesn't even wake up if you knock, there's no way in hell I'm answering that door.

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

"The fly in the ointment" is no longer a relevant turn of phrase because ointments are usually packaged in fly-proof tubes or pumps these days. May I suggest "the white person dressed in a shitty, cheap kimono at the halloween party" as a replacement?

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

The wife: this soup is great... but... the garlic could've been cut smaller. Me: that's your own fault for eating the forbidden vegetable. You should have known better.

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Wrapped up a good, long printing day. My brain feels clean.

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Watched "A Cursed Man", a documentary about a guy who went around asking magic practitioners for curses. Came away with the impression that... that's a dumb thing to do. Idk if magic is real, but this guy was def dumb, especially considered how quickly he chickened out.

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Me @ poisoned roach on my kitchen floor: I hate you, please die soon. K bai!!!! <3

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Imagine if I just... didn't finish this sentence.

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

The other day a zinester who I will not name for their own protection mentioned that they're in a moral conundrum because they were using AI in their WIP and the family of the person the zine was about put out an announcement that they don't want their deceased loved one's image fed to AI.

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

My bookbinding class told me I'd be an excellent quilter. I'm v flattered

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Started reading Piranesi on the train home on sunday and finished it yesterday. What did I do today? Started rereading Piranesi, of course.

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

My cat had 8 teeth removed and now needs 2 meds twice a day squirted into her mouth. Unfortunately, my lovely wife is terrible at both cat wrangling and administering meds, so I'm gonna have to find a way to do both at the same time.

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Practicing my japanese stab binding technique. In semi-related news, my awl broke and my arm hurts.

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

I don't know who Eustace is, but his tubes suck absolute ass.

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Apparently, some people will look at my name and their brain will autocorrect it to Timothy. Sucks to suck

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

This morning: wow, my spatial awareness is off. Wonder why. This afternoon: huh, thus headache just won't go away. Better drink more water and take a long, hot bath This evening: thats weird, it seems to get worse when I bend dow-GODDAMN, IT'S VERTIGO AGAIN.

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Two fun facts 1) I'm very prone to days long bouts of mild vertigo. 2) Everytime I get vertigo, I've forgotten about the very existence of vertigo and assume I'm either going crazy or dying.

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Left this comment on an instagram reel. I have soooo many teeth to eat

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Imma need about 150 pairs of gay lovers in fighting condition for an elite heavy infantry I'm thinking of putting together. We ride for Kim Davis's house at dawn. Bring your marriage licenses.

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Curtain bangs + ponytail = liberty's kid

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

My current argument against vaccine deniers is "Ok, can I have your T.V. when your family dies of measles? We got our current T.V. from an unvaccinated woman who died of covid and it's getting a little worn out."

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Ngl, having the sanctity of my marriage threatened by a woman who is working on her fourth divorce and has been trying to keep me from enjoying marriage since I was in high school kind of has me down today.

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Wild how debunking creationism is kind of a field of its own. It's not just the overwhelming pile facts about how our earth was actually made, its a specialized mash of geology, archeology, biology and theology built specifically to respond to the childish cry of "how do you know? Where you there?"

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Can we redefine "princess treatment" into something useful? Like idk opening the first HIV specific clinic in your area?

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

My wife: /returns from a 2 day trip Me: oh, thank god! While you were away, I burnt a freezer pizza, talked to no one and considered watching a film about WWII. I don't know what came over me, it's like I suddenly transformed into a bachelor.

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Rot @littlepatchofhell.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

I saw a roach in my kitchen, so I'm gonna be spending some time at the café

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