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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Here’s a fun fact: just because it says “advent calendar” doesn’t mean you have to count down to Christmas. I’m learning a snail fact every day until my birthday and nobody can stop me.
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Polycûl
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I already love my marshmallow peep themed one. Please tell me this is the next step toward a floofy baby rex for every season!
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Alice the Pettable @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Is today the day I mute the word “car” on the old blue sky dot website?
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It’s a cool feeling to stumble on a new artist here, go to their store to buy the art you saw in their post, and find that it’s full of so many more cool things that by the time you check out you realize you didn’t even buy the piece you wanted in the first place.
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The deep lore that unicorns hatch from eggs in the dinosaur comics universe. Are they also dinosaurs? Psudosuchians? Monotremes? I hope this is addressed in a follow up comic.
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Up until now, the Wild Bill stripper boots only existed in the theater of my mind. Gotta say, you guys described them adequately.
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I’ve only watched one of his videos, but it had such a glaring error in describing the basic plot of one of the films he was talking about it made me wonder if he not only didn’t watch that movie but didn’t even look up the plot summary on Wikipedia.
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I’m very excited for this.
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The genius of this bit is that you can say whatever you want about a modern Simpsons episode and we’ll have no choice but to believe you, because none of us will ever check.
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It’s Jurassic Park movie party night at my local Alamo Drafthouse and I finally get a chance to wear this amazing thing.
An oversized cowboy belt buckle reading “Life, uh… finds a way.” It has an image of sexy shirtless Ian Malcolm reaching his finger toward the sky, and from the clouds is an outstretched velociraptor claw like in the Sistine Chapel. It’s a work of pure art.
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Maybe I’m the weird one, since I’ve spent way too much money on vinyl pressings of albums or physical editions of webcomics that are free online. But I would buy an overpriced print edition of the Nexus Alpha collection even though I already own the ebooks.
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Look, I already have a sunbeam radiant control toaster. You can’t also make me buy that 200 pound cast iron ceiling fan that needs oil changes.
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
*staring at the space on my shelf next to my Peaches and Daises zines so hard that the pages of nearby books start to smolder a bit*
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Yeah I like being able to switch things up, and being able to buy new little pieces without having to think “do I actually have a space for that?”
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I love all your bugs and nature work too, but sometimes your Pokémon art just hits perfectly!
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
On this month’s Rotating Art Wall (tm), works from @fossilforager.bsky.social @katieaki.bsky.social @mysticmultiples.bsky.social @alexisflower.bsky.social and others
A wall with various art prints affixed by binder clips so they can be easily switched out. Featuring a drawing of a woman in cowboy boots sitting in front of a fan, the women of Adventure Time, a flooded greenhouse full of Pokemon, a woman having a snack and petting a brachiosaur, horny Eowyn, a sad cowgirl being denied entrance to heaven, and Mitski lyrics
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
And the sad thing is, she doesn’t even need the money. Sandra’s just runs these small time hustles for the love of the game.
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Designercon @mahoukarp.com · 19/05/2026
the daily grind 😔🦈 #art #sharks
comic of a shark in bed with the text "everyday i have to get out of bed"
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
New @marthawells.com Murderbot book got here today, but… what if instead of reading it right now, I just reread the whole series real quick?
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Truly A+ alt text here.
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
A meme with the text "Repost this if Trans people should have Samus Arm Cannons." In the top left is a 3D render of Samus Aran's (from the Metroid games) arm cannon on a strip of trans flag colours. Along the bottom are five illustrated diverse people, some wearing trans pride flags as capes, and all wielding matching arm cannons. The person in the center holds up a large transgender pride flag.
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
“Some people are engaging with this post as though it isn’t a joke” is the first line of the Bluesky National Anthem.
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Just an exciting Friday in 2026 watching VHS tapes on my boombox.
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
When @dresdencodak.com Dark Science shows up and it’s so lorge and gorgeous I have to take down my books and reconfigure my shelves to find a home for it.
A large book of Dresden Codak comics on an empty shelf. A pile of comics and graphic novels is scattered nearby from where they were removed to make the shelf larger.
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Yep if you want a decent Walkman, your best bet is gonna be to get a restored/refurbished one from the late 90s.
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Staring forlornly out my window, waiting for my copy like I wait for a lover to return from across the sea.
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I’m sorry, but doesn’t the name Saxon Musk literally translate to “whiteboy smells?”
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Yessss found that lizard!
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Tech bros better not try to disrupt the titty sucking industry. It’s my only useful skill!
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I don’t know, Doreen’s doctor was pretty specific…
A page from Unbeatable Squirrel Girl where Doreen’s mom recalls a doctor telling her “Doreen is medically and legally distinct from being a mutant, and I can never take this back.”
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
1) Emma Frost 2) throuple with Tom Bombadil and Goldberry the river daughter, I know you said pick one but they would be down for it. 3) Hawkgirl 4) Young Picard in that scene where he gets stabbed in the chest and laughs about it.
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Of course there’s only one answer
A print copy of the book “Make the Golf Course a Public Sex Forest”
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
— My notebook on my first day of the Pirate Immersion Program
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
A good use of machine learning would be detecting when a user types something like “it’s good to have laws and ethics and a moral center, but…” and then makes their laptop explode before they finish their sentence.
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Just ordered my copy! Gonna look really nice next to my Red Sonja omnibus.
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
“Dinosaurs and smut” is exactly how a friend once described my taste in art. They are two really good things!
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I was just about to take down my beach witches and wondering what I would replace them with for fall. Question answered!
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
My really argumentative friend and I are planning on watching some Mike Judge cartoons together soon. Maybe I should make this so we can enjoy beef fizz and butt heads together.
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I recently told someone “I would get a laserdisc player, but it’s too on-brand for me and I don’t want to be a parody of myself.” Sadly, I recognize this as the first step toward me inevitably buying a laserdisc player.
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Just gonna be pressing refresh on your shop until the option to buy this shows up.
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I am so ready for this!
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Yesss daisy zine!
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I am setting an alarm so I can buy one of these for every person I know.
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Small. Crude. Useable shirt.
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Now the PBS Dinosaur theme song is going to be stuck in my head all day.
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julie gourinchas @literaryfey.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
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Josh! @literatejosh.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
A screenshot of the Simpsons featuring Lionel Hutz, angry in a courtroom, saying “if I hear you bitches and your prove it shit one more time today, I’m going to scream”
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