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@literalbirdperson.bsky.social
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The Mayor | slightly older than the original Predator | she/her | probably mostly pet photos, science news, and (potentially) NSFW reposts of various WoW OCs 🔞 | also birds, surprising nobody

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[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes. Yes she would.
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[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Middle adulthood: sure, I could risk my back by fooling around, or I could take two minutes to crack my neck hard enough to trancend space, time, and burgeoning spinal arthritis
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[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I will repost people's older stuff at ANY time! No, but seriously: can we talk about Malrev's dad bod fitting so perfectly against Ioline's back?
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Gracie12 📎 @gracienlucy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Osprey diving for a fish near Cocoa Beach, Florida. 2018 📷 unknown .
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[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
In case anyone needs to know this, tapping out the Imperial March on a solid surface with a fingernail while waiting for someone to put down their phone/whatever like they promised they would is VERY effective. Together, we can stop doomscrolling by being horrifying and distracting in person!
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[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
How do people have hair? The second it hits my neck I start eyeing the clippers like a dying man who sees an oasis in the distance and -might- be able to crawl there in time. Anyway I trimmed my bangs.
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chillsea @shewolfofvilnius.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
He learned, though.
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[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Gonna admit, still pretty proud of this line. :) (Also ignore all the old posts necros, I'm catching up.)
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LEON 💥 @howlingbite.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
being obsessed with your friends oc is the best ever. its like loving canon characters but you have a direct line to the author.
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Fishadee 🔞 @fishadee.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
i haven't been keeping up well on posting sketches but hey look at this veevie she's so stinkin' cute i'm gonna eat my hat
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Citron 🍋 Team tragedy!!! @cyellolemon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Just saying: i had people people telling they wanted to draw my ocs and never did- just the fact that my ocs made them want to draw means a LOT to me, im grateful!! It made me super happy!! I'm sure other artists feel the same, never feel guilty :>
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[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
One quick way to embarrass an entire household! Have a workman get stuck in the bathroom in the center of the house, because the lock sticks on your pocket door. That man fled the house at light speed, and my soul went with him SIR I AM SO SORRY
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Fishadee 🔞 @fishadee.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
WIPS! sketches from tonight's stream :3 reth + iranji belong to @literalbirdperson.bsky.social, gren is mine :3
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[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I am. SO late to this party, but let's say HI to an adorable button nose and a headshot of Reth I love. :D
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Kat @bigmeandragonlady.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Floral Headshot for odorible! tysm <3 | #vgencomm #art #bg3 |
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[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Azj-Kahet is wild. Imagine being an ancient, thriving kingdom. Losing the rest of your race to the Scourge. Crumbling in isolation. Losing your Queen. Fighting a quiet, but deadly civil war. And then a bunch of assholes from the surface turn up and start using your city as a race course. #WoW #TWW
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[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
And THIS is the most relatable picture of Squeaker I've ever taken. #cat #OrangeCatBehavior
An orange cat with a blue caller lying facedown on grey cloth. She is sleeping heavily.
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Kat @bigmeandragonlady.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Lydie for @kumquats.bsky.social 👻💜 [ #vgencomm #commission #art ]
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Kat @bigmeandragonlady.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
artists, how do you draw hair? show your arts! 🌸 (i can't resist this one sorry)
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[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
This is the most relatable photo of Dust Mop I have ever taken. #cat
A close-up of a fluffy dilute calico cat with green eyes lying on a grey, fuzzy blanket. Only the cat's face is visible. She has one side of her face smashed against the blanket, which is scrunching her cheek, causing her eye to squint, and dragging her mouth half-open. She looks like she just got startled awake and is trying to remember who, when, where, and what she is.
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[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I asked for ONE ginger.
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[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
What I got out of a 5-week bathroom remodel: strengthened relationship with my spouse. What I did not get out of a 5-week bathroom remodel: a working shower. The plumbing was finished 3 weeks in, but nobody thought to lift a single handle to check if the valve was installed correctly. (Hint: No.)
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[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Unrelated: anyone looking for an easy-to-care-for, attractive-looking succulent? I hear aloe is pretty cool.
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[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Aloe are the zucchini of succulents, and I am ABSOLUTELY about to start leaving aloe pups on my neighbor's doorsteps. Woe. Squishy skin juice spikes be upon ye. Ignore the fact that the species I am drowning in gets several--okay, many--feet tall.
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🔞 Wysty, CEO of vampire yuri | Comms Open @wysticlipse.art · 05/11/2023
A scene from UP. The top image is a screenshot of the old man pinning something to the younger boy's chest. The old man is labelled client, and the boy is labelled artist. The native caption reads "I would like to award you the highest honor I can bestow."

The second image below is a frontal picture of the boy with his head out of frame. The button on his sash has been replaced with a picture of discord's "change avatar" button.
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[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Actually, it looks like Ferro is hers, now. :3
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[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Guess what! I'm on bsky now, too. Everyone look at how gorgeous Sam and Rethea turned out! Everyone who has seen these so far has specifically complimented their expressions and the level of detail on the flowers, FYI. I want to fluff Sam's hair. (Reth's would grab me.) #VoidElf #Ren'dorei #WowArt
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[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Today's mantra: defending a hummingbird I (accidentally) publicly ID'd to a guy on eBird is not a good use of my time. I need groceries. I can't upload audio to prove I'm right that he's a Rufous and not an Anna's. I need to eat more than I need to be right. (I'm right, tho.) #AndQuartzOfCoursePost
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[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I might be overtired. My Discord status and my default profile banner have combined in a way that hit me li- Like- Like a b- ...Well. If it hasn't hit YOU yet, I'd duck.
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Science Friday @scifri.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
🎉It’s #CephalopodWeek! Our annual celebration of all things octopus, squid, and cuttlefish 🐙🦑 To kick things off: A new study looks into how octopuses use the suckers on their arms to “taste” harmful microbes on surfaces they touch. buff.ly/PhTxTnr
A yellow octopus with tentacles and suckers akimbo
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[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Ohhhhh no. My house does not need any more aggressive bird art and yet
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Luwha is back on their jam! @luwha.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Commissions will be opening on Friday!
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[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Scene: Kroger. I've just been led to a kiosk. My husband: "Oh, I was meaning to show you these and ask--" Me: *yelling and taking photos* ”ARE THESE CUP NOODLE USB CABLES?! I NEED SIX. WAIT. RAMEN TOO?!" My husband: "I was going to ask who would buy these, but it looks like WE are." Me: "Correct!"
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[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I've definitely been isekai'd into the Final Destination universe.
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[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Got a call from my pharmacist this evening. She was let me know that my psychiatrist somehow submitted my Ativan refill with a random apartment as his practice address. He lives in a house. His practice is done via telehealth. All three of us are baffled.
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[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Okay, I finally have this set up the way I want it to be! (I think. I'm from Tumblr, and deleted my Twitter in 2013.) So, I'm going to start my new social media account in the only acceptable way: selfies. Enjoy my "look JUST pleasant enough to overcome my horrible RBF" expression. o/ Hi everyone!
And adult woman with pale skin and short, brown hair with faint grey streaking. She is in light pink glasses, white over-ear earbuds, and has a moonstone medusa piercing. She is wearing an open denim vest over a white shirt that says WRATH in capital letters. The word is colored like the Progress Pride flag. One hand is visible. Its thumb is wrapped in black sport tape, and she is wearing a black medical ID bracelet.And adult woman with pale skin and short, brown hair with faint grey streaking. She is in light pink glasses, white over-ear earbuds, and has a moonstone medusa piercing. She is wearing a loose, dark blue T-shirt that says SCIENCE, NOT SILENCE. Pale blue long sleeves are visible from under the short sleeves of the T-shirt. She is raising an eyebrow at the camera.
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Luwha is back on their jam! @luwha.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Ohohohoohoh 👁️ WIP
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Fishadee 🔞 @fishadee.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
for: @literalbirdperson.bsky.social one miss rethea emberfall's realization that the money-obsessed bounty hunter who captured and kidnapped her, one mister ferromin sunscorn, can be bargained with. ("bargained with" means "will change sides if paid more" and this has never once backfired)
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[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
ohhhhh interesting. cat genetics are still big interest of mine and now I am eyeing the girls. They shed enough.
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Science Friday @scifri.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Today on the podcast, the first video of a colossal squid in its natural habitat, filmed nearly 2,000 feet deep in the South Atlantic Ocean. Plus, the top science news of the week. Listen here 🎧: pod.link/73329284/epi...
“They're a great example of some of the beauty of deep sea animals that we don't get to see when dead specimens are what we have to examine.” —Dr. Kat Bolstad
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[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
This is my "I'm doing full litter changes and cleaning all the bird and herp substrate" PPE. Count the number of braces! There's 3 more than you think. After this I fling my clothes in the laundry and then go shower so my skin doesn't freak out. Hypersensitivity is such a good time!
A short-haired woman in a green shirt, taking a selfie in a mirror. She is wearing an N95 mask, blue nitrile gloves, and joint braces at the wrists, elbows, and lower back.
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Obvious Plant @obviousplant.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Collab with @paperbackparadise.bsky.social
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[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I should NOT reply to my uncle's text about how much he enjoys seeing rich assholes get "their kharma" because he's seen multiple Mercedes stall in floodwater outside his law firm: "How's your wife's BMW running these days?" or "At your Saint Louis, Seattle, or Miami office?"
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[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I am having a "do you want the cheesecake or not, Ginger???" moment, except it's with the guy coming to remove our terrifyingly massive palm tree tomorrow, and the cheesecake is HIS PAYMENT.
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[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I have a migraine and no context for this.
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