[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Middle adulthood: sure, I could risk my back by fooling around, or I could take two minutes to crack my neck hard enough to trancend space, time, and burgeoning spinal arthritis 000 0
[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I will repost people's older stuff at ANY time! No, but seriously: can we talk about Malrev's dad bod fitting so perfectly against Ioline's back? 010 0
Reposted by [MUFFLED SCREAMING]Gracie12 📎 @gracienlucy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Osprey diving for a fish near Cocoa Beach, Florida. 2018 📷 unknown . 472100249 0
[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026In case anyone needs to know this, tapping out the Imperial March on a solid surface with a fingernail while waiting for someone to put down their phone/whatever like they promised they would is VERY effective. Together, we can stop doomscrolling by being horrifying and distracting in person! 010 0
[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026How do people have hair? The second it hits my neck I start eyeing the clippers like a dying man who sees an oasis in the distance and -might- be able to crawl there in time. Anyway I trimmed my bangs. 000 0
[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Gonna admit, still pretty proud of this line. :) (Also ignore all the old posts necros, I'm catching up.) 010 0
Reposted by [MUFFLED SCREAMING]LEON 💥 @howlingbite.bsky.social · 08/05/2026being obsessed with your friends oc is the best ever. its like loving canon characters but you have a direct line to the author. 61689904 0
Reposted by [MUFFLED SCREAMING]Fishadee 🔞 @fishadee.bsky.social · 29/06/2026i haven't been keeping up well on posting sketches but hey look at this veevie she's so stinkin' cute i'm gonna eat my hat 161 0
Reposted by [MUFFLED SCREAMING]Citron 🍋 Team tragedy!!! @cyellolemon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Just saying: i had people people telling they wanted to draw my ocs and never did- just the fact that my ocs made them want to draw means a LOT to me, im grateful!! It made me super happy!! I'm sure other artists feel the same, never feel guilty :> 72756870 0
[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 24/03/2026One quick way to embarrass an entire household! Have a workman get stuck in the bathroom in the center of the house, because the lock sticks on your pocket door. That man fled the house at light speed, and my soul went with him SIR I AM SO SORRY 000 0
Reposted by [MUFFLED SCREAMING]Fishadee 🔞 @fishadee.bsky.social · 12/01/2026WIPS! sketches from tonight's stream :3 reth + iranji belong to @literalbirdperson.bsky.social, gren is mine :3 085 0
[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 24/03/2026I am. SO late to this party, but let's say HI to an adorable button nose and a headshot of Reth I love. :D 000 0
Reposted by [MUFFLED SCREAMING]Kat @bigmeandragonlady.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Floral Headshot for odorible! tysm <3 | #vgencomm #art #bg3 | 083 0
[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Azj-Kahet is wild. Imagine being an ancient, thriving kingdom. Losing the rest of your race to the Scourge. Crumbling in isolation. Losing your Queen. Fighting a quiet, but deadly civil war. And then a bunch of assholes from the surface turn up and start using your city as a race course. #WoW #TWW 010 0
[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 01/10/2025And THIS is the most relatable picture of Squeaker I've ever taken. #cat #OrangeCatBehavior 070 0
Reposted by [MUFFLED SCREAMING]Kat @bigmeandragonlady.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Lydie for @kumquats.bsky.social 👻💜 [ #vgencomm #commission #art ] 253 0
Reposted by [MUFFLED SCREAMING]Kat @bigmeandragonlady.bsky.social · 28/09/2025artists, how do you draw hair? show your arts! 🌸 (i can't resist this one sorry) 011 0
[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 28/09/2025This is the most relatable photo of Dust Mop I have ever taken. #cat 080 0
[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 19/09/2025What I got out of a 5-week bathroom remodel: strengthened relationship with my spouse. What I did not get out of a 5-week bathroom remodel: a working shower. The plumbing was finished 3 weeks in, but nobody thought to lift a single handle to check if the valve was installed correctly. (Hint: No.) 000 0
[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Unrelated: anyone looking for an easy-to-care-for, attractive-looking succulent? I hear aloe is pretty cool. 000 0
[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Aloe are the zucchini of succulents, and I am ABSOLUTELY about to start leaving aloe pups on my neighbor's doorsteps. Woe. Squishy skin juice spikes be upon ye. Ignore the fact that the species I am drowning in gets several--okay, many--feet tall. 000 0
Reposted by [MUFFLED SCREAMING]🔞 Wysty, CEO of vampire yuri | Comms Open @wysticlipse.art · 05/11/2023 4188082619 0
[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Actually, it looks like Ferro is hers, now. :3 020 0
[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Guess what! I'm on bsky now, too. Everyone look at how gorgeous Sam and Rethea turned out! Everyone who has seen these so far has specifically complimented their expressions and the level of detail on the flowers, FYI. I want to fluff Sam's hair. (Reth's would grab me.) #VoidElf #Ren'dorei #WowArt 030 0
[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Today's mantra: defending a hummingbird I (accidentally) publicly ID'd to a guy on eBird is not a good use of my time. I need groceries. I can't upload audio to prove I'm right that he's a Rufous and not an Anna's. I need to eat more than I need to be right. (I'm right, tho.) #AndQuartzOfCoursePost 000 0
[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I might be overtired. My Discord status and my default profile banner have combined in a way that hit me li- Like- Like a b- ...Well. If it hasn't hit YOU yet, I'd duck. 020 0
Reposted by [MUFFLED SCREAMING]Science Friday @scifri.bsky.social · 08/09/2025🎉It’s #CephalopodWeek! Our annual celebration of all things octopus, squid, and cuttlefish 🐙🦑 To kick things off: A new study looks into how octopuses use the suckers on their arms to “taste” harmful microbes on surfaces they touch. buff.ly/PhTxTnr 012330 0
[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Ohhhhh no. My house does not need any more aggressive bird art and yet 000 0
Reposted by [MUFFLED SCREAMING]Luwha is back on their jam! @luwha.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Commissions will be opening on Friday! 2269 0
[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Scene: Kroger. I've just been led to a kiosk. My husband: "Oh, I was meaning to show you these and ask--" Me: *yelling and taking photos* ”ARE THESE CUP NOODLE USB CABLES?! I NEED SIX. WAIT. RAMEN TOO?!" My husband: "I was going to ask who would buy these, but it looks like WE are." Me: "Correct!" 030 0
[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 04/09/2025I've definitely been isekai'd into the Final Destination universe. 000 0
[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Got a call from my pharmacist this evening. She was let me know that my psychiatrist somehow submitted my Ativan refill with a random apartment as his practice address. He lives in a house. His practice is done via telehealth. All three of us are baffled. 100 0
[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Okay, I finally have this set up the way I want it to be! (I think. I'm from Tumblr, and deleted my Twitter in 2013.) So, I'm going to start my new social media account in the only acceptable way: selfies. Enjoy my "look JUST pleasant enough to overcome my horrible RBF" expression. o/ Hi everyone! 030 0
Reposted by [MUFFLED SCREAMING]Luwha is back on their jam! @luwha.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Ohohohoohoh 👁️ WIP 3935 0
Reposted by [MUFFLED SCREAMING]Fishadee 🔞 @fishadee.bsky.social · 29/06/2025for: @literalbirdperson.bsky.social one miss rethea emberfall's realization that the money-obsessed bounty hunter who captured and kidnapped her, one mister ferromin sunscorn, can be bargained with. ("bargained with" means "will change sides if paid more" and this has never once backfired) 142 0
[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 19/04/2025ohhhhh interesting. cat genetics are still big interest of mine and now I am eyeing the girls. They shed enough. 000 0
Reposted by [MUFFLED SCREAMING]Science Friday @scifri.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Today on the podcast, the first video of a colossal squid in its natural habitat, filmed nearly 2,000 feet deep in the South Atlantic Ocean. Plus, the top science news of the week. Listen here 🎧: pod.link/73329284/epi... 538355 0
[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 15/04/2025This is my "I'm doing full litter changes and cleaning all the bird and herp substrate" PPE. Count the number of braces! There's 3 more than you think. After this I fling my clothes in the laundry and then go shower so my skin doesn't freak out. Hypersensitivity is such a good time! 010 0
Reposted by [MUFFLED SCREAMING]Obvious Plant @obviousplant.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Collab with @paperbackparadise.bsky.social 8652146 0
[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 12/04/2025I should NOT reply to my uncle's text about how much he enjoys seeing rich assholes get "their kharma" because he's seen multiple Mercedes stall in floodwater outside his law firm: "How's your wife's BMW running these days?" or "At your Saint Louis, Seattle, or Miami office?" 000 0
[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 12/04/2025I am having a "do you want the cheesecake or not, Ginger???" moment, except it's with the guy coming to remove our terrifyingly massive palm tree tomorrow, and the cheesecake is HIS PAYMENT. 000 0
[MUFFLED SCREAMING] @literalbirdperson.bsky.social · 09/04/2025I have a migraine and no context for this. 010 0