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I can remember hearing Swindon had sold Fjortoft on the radio on deadline day. Was absolutely furious - knew we were going down after that and £1.3m was an absolute steal. Don't blame him for leaving and always seems like a top bloke when he's on TV.

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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It was still no1 on this day 34 years ago as well.

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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Bloody migrants coming over here and stealing our chips

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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

That's her full name. Never ask her for an autograph - you'd be there all day.

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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Good job the FA haven't left the punishment up to the PL clubs and their commercial interests which I'm sure will play no part at all in their decision. Oh, wait...

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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

They're correct. They relegated Swindon for offences that are a fraction of what City allegedly got up to, so anything less than getting kicked into the National League will show there's one rule for big clubs and one rule for the rest of us.

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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

How can Man City being expelled from the PL be down to the other clubs? They're clearly going to be swayed by other factors- if they kick out City they risk losing sponsors and broadcasters, but it it was a smaller club, those same sponsors and broadcasters wouldn't give a toss.

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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Is he explaining the concept of the TARDIS to Leela?

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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

She's met the Grim Reaper then

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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

And best this is a "...and finally" at the end of the news not a lead story. FFS BBC - you should be better than this, rather than wetting your knickers in giddy excitement.

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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Just let them go, Passport to Pimlico-style - cut off the power and water, close the border and stop any kids from throwing buns to them. Let the fuckers see how they like it then.

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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Surprised he was able to ask any questions with his mouth being otherwise occupied

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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I trust the interviewer played the "I wasn't listening" card? Oh, sorry, it was the BBC, so no chance of that for their favourite politician

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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Sadly we still cling to the delusion of the "special relationship" when basically we're the battered wife who insists her husband loves her really.

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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Could Natalie get hold of a 3D printer and print him a wig or at least a hat?

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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Should've kept George Washington's syrup when he came to visit him in the White House the other day.

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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

At least the Nazis had Hugo Boss uniforms. This lot look like they went to Primark.

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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I took that as a tribute to the US version.

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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Imagine pulling on your black shorts and balaclava, getting all excited about going out and maybe blockading a port or burning down a hotel only to end up standing outside a newspaper office demanding they buy someone's mum a new house. The disappointment must be crushing.

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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Not when they all want the fascist thugs' vote.

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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

No, BBC, the map didn't "appear" to show Iceland and several other countries covered by the American flag, it DID show Iceland and several other countries covered by the American flag. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

bbc.co.uk

Iceland summons US ambassador over Trump's stars and stripes map

Trump's territorial ambitions have repeatedly strained relations with neighbouring countries.

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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

If only you'd gone with "Trump continues to refuse release of the Epstein Files and instead posts streams of AI slop as a distraction"...

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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

"Better not upset the fascist thugs - we want them to vote for us"

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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Probably better than wearing stockings.

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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Bit rich of Zia Yusuf to claim that the Telegraph is "client Tory media" when Reform Ltd have got their own TV channel behind them. Besides, the Telegraph seemed to be pretty pro-Reform until just recently.

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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

And, yet, the BBC are still asking whether Reform can "maintain momentum" when they've been losing support for months. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

bbc.co.uk

Three crucial questions facing Farage at Reform conference

Can the Reform UK leader put his policies into action, and become prime minister?

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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

If there's a 2nd (or now, even a 3rd) by-election, it genuinely wouldn't surprise me if he claimed it was all an "establishment stitch-up", that the people of Clacton had "already spoken" and flounced off to continue the grift outside of Parliament. Besides, being PM would involve doing actual work

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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

What about people who quite like the Greens but think Polanski isn't a serious politician - vote Labour to keep him out and doom his leadership of the Greens?

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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

He's happy to make an exception for client journalists like Chris Mason.

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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I assume Chris Mason pushed back and pointed out the MPs who have been murdered in the last ten years? Or was he too busy auditioning to be Farage's next head of comms?

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