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Carl

@litefoot.bsky.social
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Don't blame me, I voted Remain. Also Swindon Town FC, Blue Jays, Beatles, New Order. Trying to avoid that other place because of fascists.

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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 21h
How can Man City being expelled from the PL be down to the other clubs? They're clearly going to be swayed by other factors- if they kick out City they risk losing sponsors and broadcasters, but it it was a smaller club, those same sponsors and broadcasters wouldn't give a toss.
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is he explaining the concept of the TARDIS to Leela?
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just fuck off. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Billionaire Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in UK
Ineos founder Sir Jim Ratcliffe tells the BBC he thinks the country is "on the slide" and calls for more investment in the North Sea.
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No, BBC, the map didn't "appear" to show Iceland and several other countries covered by the American flag, it DID show Iceland and several other countries covered by the American flag. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Iceland summons US ambassador over Trump's stars and stripes map
Trump's territorial ambitions have repeatedly strained relations with neighbouring countries.
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Bit rich of Zia Yusuf to claim that the Telegraph is "client Tory media" when Reform Ltd have got their own TV channel behind them. Besides, the Telegraph seemed to be pretty pro-Reform until just recently.
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
WTF BBC? Who wrote this - Farage or your "Political Editor"? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Reform up against 'complainants' society', Nigel Farage tells BBC
The Reform UK leader said a "whole ecosystem" didn't want "new kids on the block succeeding".
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi's Name Quote
ALT: Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi's Name Quote
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Was it for his annual appraisal?
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
UEFA - talking the talk then walking it back www.theguardian.com/football/202...
theguardian.com
Uefa poised to lift boycott threat after Fifa promises no World Cup sale repeat
Uefa is poised to drop its threatened boycott of Fifa competitions after receiving concrete guarantees that the global governing body will never attempt a repeat of Gianni Infantino’s plan to sell sta...
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I know it would be hard on the players involved, but if UEFA don't stick to their FIFA boycott threat with the U20 WWC and next year's WWC then they might as well just vote for Infantino because he's not going anywhere voluntarily.
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Well done to those useless wankers at #VirginMedia for upgrading the 360 software, sorting out none of the basic issues that haven't been sorted out in the last 3 years and managing to fuck up the Sky Sports + red button into the bargain.
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It's at times like this that I'm grateful my parents' mobiles are switched off half the time or they'd be ringing up panicking and telling me not to use a disposable BBQ, completely ignoring the fact that I don't do any BBQs.
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Since the BBC apportion airtime based on election performances, I look forward to them giving increased airtime to the Count Binface Party from now on.
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
So, Mr Anti-Establishment didn't show up for the #Clacton count because he didn't want to be demeaned and humiliated by nobodies? But if you were the anti-establishment candidate wouldn't beating these "establishment" nobodies be a great reason to show up?
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Well done to BBC News for taking up most of the screen with two massive BREAKING NEWS graphics right now. Shame these couldn't take up the full screen instead of wasting part of it on that eclipse thing.
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
So Gianni Infantino has endorsed Gianni Infantino as #FIFA President. UEFA have to walk.
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
So Rod Liddle has died after a short illness. Shame. That it was a short illness.
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Gianni Infantino is right about bringing unity to football, and he's managed it brilliantly: everyone thinks he's a cunt. #FIFAIsCorrupt
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Does she know who UEFA and FIFA are? Or what football is, for that matter?
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
So JP Morgan are going to be 0 for 2 in their attempts to buy football. Perhaps after being told to fuck off a second time they might get the message. #WorldCup #FIFA #UEFA
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
In normal circumstances Infantino would have to go after this debacle. Selling out to Trump and co was his big plan and he's royally fucked it, but he'll be handed the glass of whisky and loaded revolver. But he's such a shameless gimp he'll have to be dragged out of the offices. #WorldCup
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Infantino can fuck right off with this one. UEFA - you're not perfect but you've got to walk. It's the only way to stop him. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
bbc.co.uk
World Cup: Uefa furious at reports Fifa plan to sell stakes in tournament
European football's governing body Uefa reacts furiously to proposals from Fifa to seek private investment in its competitions, including the World Cup.
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
LinkedIn's Patches game was a bit too easy today
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Dear BBC, ITV, Sky - perhaps if your reporters stopped getting off on the constant changing of PMs we'd actually have less changing of PMs? We deserve better than Mason, Laura K, Peston, Rigby etc just treating this as a bit of a LOL that gets them likes on Twitter and makes them feel important.
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Why are the BBC asking people in Derby what they think? I've got as much interest in what they've got to say as the people in Derby have about what I'd say.
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Five minutes? MessiTime #WorldCup
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Can that announcer be rounded up by ICE? #WorldCup
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Gianni Infantino: "Donald, that's a goal." #WorldCup
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
GET THE FUCK IN!!! #WorldCup
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Messi acting the cunt and trying to get someone sent off. #WorldCup
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Trump's woken up from his nap then. #WorldCup
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'm trusting SSN will tell me when the second half has started because there's no way I'm watching the BBC or ITV while this half-time nonsense is on. Just fuck off, Infantino. Never thought anyone would be even worse than Blatter but you've managed it. #WorldCup
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This half-time show malarky can fuck right off. #WorldCup
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
There's smoke in the stadium. Is Trump going to slap some tariffs on FIFA? #WorldCup
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
GET ON WITH IT #WorldCup
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Things that need to be gone from football after the #WorldCup That stupid kickoff countdown HYDRATION BREAK Halftime shows Gianni Infantino Winners getting a ring
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Fucking hell, England #WorldCup
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
What the absolute fuck was that? #WorldCup
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Fucking hell. This could be the ultimate embarrassment based on the last 9 minutes. #WorldCup
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Oh, fuck off, FIFA. Much more of this Americanisation and you'll be changing your name to Fédération Internationale de Soccer Association. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
bbc.co.uk
World Cup 2026: World Cup rings for winners as Donald Trump to attend final
Donald Trump will present the trophy to the World Cup final winners on Sunday, and rings will be presented to the victorious side.
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Even Ncuti Gatwa managed more than that.
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
GET THE FUCK IN!!! #WorldCup
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
No Lee Dixon, no player has "spent the season" fighting Haaland because they would only have played him twice. I'd have hoped you would have noticed this is how football works. #WorldCup
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Because you've got a column to file and this is the laziest way of filling the space?
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The presenter getting tetchy just made it even better, particularly when Binface said Newsnight used to be a show for investigative journalism and now it's just a souped-up podcast. Which was both hilarious and totally correct.
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I suppose if Farage ducks a potential #QuestionTime election special the BBC could always ask Laura K or Chris Mason to stand in for him.
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Will #QuestionTime be doing a by-election special from Clacton with Frogface vs Binface?
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Clearly the big question in the Clacton by-election is whether or not Count Binface is allowed to attend Parliament with a bin on his head?
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The government should pass a quick law that bans any MP who stands down from standing again the by-election.
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Carl @litefoot.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
FFS Sky Sports News - stop showing Trump every five minutes. I'm in danger of going all Ian Levine on my TV.
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