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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Congressman, as a professional pleb-understander I have to ask you the question that every voter is clamoring for an answer to: Do you condemn Macklemore?
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What if "the poodle room" is just a room full of poodles?
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
News reporters 2021-2024: Plane crashes & natural disasters. I'm on location looking for Democrats to blame & chase around with my torch & pitchfork. News reporters 2025-2026: Plane crashes, natural disasters & explosive diarrhea. Acts of god, clearly. I guess them's the breaks!
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
There are so many dumb talking heads on the TV shows complaining that NYC city council candidates are scaring all the voters in Iowa. But they never seem to ask whether city council candidates in Iowa are scaring all the voters in New York City.
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The whole dang country's been goin' downhill since Mitch McConnell died. I tell ya wut.
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Michigan Democratic candidate Abdul El-Sayed on CNN today trying to talk about his progressive platform. CNN interviewer: "Why do you hate women? Does Israel have a right to exist? Do you condemn Hasan Piker? Why did you delete your tweet?"
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
First they came for the seashell posters and I did not speak out because I was not a seashell poster. Then they came for the algae posters and I did not speak out because I was not an algae poster. Then they came for the cephalopod posters and there was nobody left to speak out for me.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Trump on Iran War: Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal? Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Hooray for spiders. They know what's up.
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Seashells. Straight to jail.
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I'm starting to think "shots fired" is actually code for "he pooped again."
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
NBA player Dillon Brooks should get an Internet Archive tattoo to go with his Wikipedia tattoo.
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Ej Dickson @ejdickson.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
“The MAGA crowd is made of dumb people — like, SUPER dumb people. And they fall for it.” For my @wired.com feature debut, I talked to Sam, a guy who made thousands of dollars on Instagram by scamming MAGA men with Emily Hart, an AI generated, Trump-loving influencer. www.wired.com/story/ai-gen...
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Memphis Grizzlies should join witness protection program and move back to Vancouver so the Spurs can't find them and murder them again.
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Listening to Bob & Kelenna call Warriors games, only conclusion I can come to: Squad of high IQ basketball professors suffer string of humiliating losses to roving tribes of extraordinarily lucky bucket-scoring cavemen.
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
¡Viva Venezuela! ⚾
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Wow, the raw milk lady is back. See you all in Listeria World, I guess.
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Bondi crashing the fuck out like she got hit by a blue shell in Mario Kart
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Dallas traded Luka Dončić for Anthony Davis. And now Dallas is trading Anthony Davis for some guys from the Washington Wizards. So if you connect the dots, basically they traded Luka for some guys from the Washington Wizards. Amazing.
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Is this the balanced, critical coverage that you were talking about? Handing over your entire first broadcast to the Republican Party? Lol go fuck yourself, Tony. Bootlicking worm.
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted 💥💥 BILL CLINTON 💥💥 redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
COSTCO ASSASSINATED ME AGAIN BECAUSE THEY'RE ON THE PIZZAGATE FLIGHT LOGS BUY TUMPTY DUMPTY COIN TO REVIVE ME
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Now that New York City has been captured, where are the helicopters to evacuate guys like this?
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Finally we can all put away our "Free George Santos" signs.
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Stephen R Bissette @stephenrbissette.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
My longtime (near lifelong) pal Rick Veitch announced this earlier today, OK for me to share now, here, with you. It's real. It's happening. At long last.
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Right Wing Opinion Land is a place where you get to fail upwards until you control the entire gott dang news because some billionaire psychopaths agree with your shit.
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Yeeeeeeee haaaawwww.
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Happy Lock Him Up Day, fellow sickos!
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Now is not the time to blame natural disasters on politicians: the president and the governor are Republicans.
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
C'mon. Give the people what we want. Let Kiké pitch.
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Geriatric Dem leadership will learn nothing from Mamdani's win except "Tiktok is a magic potion that makes you win elections." Instead of being progressive, having a spine, and actually sounding like you fucking stand for something.
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
NYC voters finally taking my advice to "get your shit together ffs."
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Mamdani
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Let Kiké pitch.
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Have American professional foreign policy & national security commentators ever met a war they didn't love? They're the worst. Please stop putting them on the television shows.
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Today is the day that the guy who's been attacking Los Angeles became presidential.
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Iwanians, they awe vewy mean. They say death to Amewica. They have bad opinions. — a bunch of people on TV
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
American news media doing sports commentary style reporting on the latest insane Trump thing. Who's winning? Can he win? What does he need to do to win? Let's talk to some natsec guys who want him to win.
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I would like to revise my previous prediction: Pacers in 8.
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Iwanians they say "death to Amewica." It is now the time for Amewica to help us to censow their bad takes.
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Watched cable news for the first time in many months to see the Los Angeles protests. But now they're interviewing Israeli psychopaths so I changed the channel. Good luck fishing your Nielsen ratings out of the toilet, guys.
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Dem pacifism sucks so bad. The gov't is waging war against people in their own fucking neighborhoods and Dems are like "That's a distraction it isn't patriotic it's fiscally irresponsible here's a picture of a taco." Defend your gott dang states. Jfc.
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Negativland @negativlandland.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Over The Edge “Radio Music / No Soul” Featuring two hours of Dadabots “No Soul”, which was scrubbed from the internet years ago once its corporate sponsors began to fear the potential copyright liabilities of hosting AI generated content. It’s an inverted world: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k...
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Over the Edge – June 6, 2025
Podcast Episode · KPFA - Over the Edge · 06/06/2025 · 2h 59m
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Jeremy Lindenfeld @jeremotographs.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Lisa Frankenstein (2024). Welcome to the sick, twisted mind of Diablo Cody! A high school girl and her zombie bf listen to Galaxie 500, JAMC & Flatmates. Then they clobber Carla Gugino with a sewing machine & chop a guy's dick off. Pretty good movie. They should make a sequel.
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I shot this picture of Momus & Françoise Cactus (Stereo Total). At Bottom of the Hill, SF. 2001.
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
JAMES COMEY ASSASSINATED ME AGAIN. BUY MELANIACOIN TO REVIVE ME
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Lisztophobia @lisztophobia.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
WALMART ASSASSINATED ME AGAIN. THEY ARE GREEDY. CHECK OUT MY LATEST CRYPTO COIN "QATAR747"
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On the Media @onthemedia.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
We’re so excited to announce that The Divided Dial (our Peabody-award-winning series hosted by Katie Thornton) is back! Season 1 was about the rw takeover of talk radio. This season Katie is exploring the *shortwaves*. Enjoy! www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/otm...
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THE DIVIDED DIAL EPISODE 1: Fishing In The Night | On the Media | WNYC Studios
Season Two of On the Media’s Peabody-winning series The Divided Dial is the untold story of shortwave radio: the way-less-listened to but way-farther-reaching cousin of AM and FM radi...
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Arizona Right Watch @azrww.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
the outlet that interviewed goddamn Ron Watkins as an elections expert good lordy
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