iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Listen, I’m about to sue you because the algorithm has decided to fill my feed across social media platforms with CRJ content and I know it’s totally your fault.

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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Maybe. Thought divorce might work better - we were together when she was still in law school, so don't I get part of the value of her degree? Maybe I could commission an R2D2 stapler to go with C-3PO.

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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I fear she will not find it as charming as I do. Like who did I even marry?

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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The Volvo only takes premium gas. If I traded the Volvo in for a Subaru I could probably afford the tape dispenser. Trust, it's not my mgmt bump that gives me this lavish lifestyle... it's my wife's CDP comp time.

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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Oh to someday make C-3PO birthing scotch tape money.

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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

No, but have you ever tried opening an expired orange juice carton by stabbing it with a knife and accidentally slip and stab your thumb requiring a trip to urgent care and stitches where you then had to come up with a better story because saying you "stabbed OJ" seems so wrong.

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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Wake me when they bring up eating pets again. That was a fun time.

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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

That your dad is more looped into lesbian bar drama than I, an actual lesbian is, makes perfect sense to me.

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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Are you re-releasing your last album with four new tracks?

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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I interned at the 1st Dept disciplinary committee when I was in law school. I wrote a lot of letters. Seems theres a problem with people playing lawyer without actually being a lawyer. Not sure why - as a lawyer, I would literally like to be almost anything else these days.

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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

There’s a restaurant on the first floor of my office building and on the side door they have a handwritten sign that says “Garbage Guys please ring bell” but whoever wrote the sign wrote “Garbage Gays” before correcting it. If I’m ever in another band, it will absolutely be called Garbage Gays.

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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Sabbatical to follow her on tour? I’d approve that.

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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Are you going to All Things Go? She’s playing Sunday. Sadly I’m going to the Friday show with Zara Larsson and Lola Young. This was not my choice.

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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I do that drive a lot (Ohio in-laws) and Pennsylvania makes me want to get divorced and remarry a local.

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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Yes, but two miles later: NO TRUCKS IN LEFT LANE. Then .08 miles beyond that: TRUCKS IN LEFT LANE ONLY. Then another 10 miles further: NO TRUCKS IN LEFT LANE. and so on across I-80 until you hit the Ohio border.

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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

So you’re saying I should stop bragging about winning the award for best writing in my graduating class 25 years ago? Rude.

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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Haven't seen the movie but the book was great - highly recommend.

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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Seems that she started doing that years ago with the glow-up MAGA Barbie makeover. I guess she always knew she was kind of a mid player without a significant and lucrative future in basketball.

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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I can only think of one person I would enjoy seeing be posthumously convicted, and only because that means they're dead. The conviction is just the cherry on top.

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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

But also, how pretty is the view on the 360 camera view in the drive thru at a Starbucks on Long Island?

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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

A printout of coping strategies to deal with ADHD inaction has been sitting in the printer at my office for the last two days.

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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Someone snuck a [non-service] dog into my courthouse today. My colleagues and I have been trying to figure out a way to do that for years and apparently this dog just waltzed right in the building and the court officers were none-the-wiser.

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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Weird Al really missed this. I mean, it was right there.

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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Facebook Marketplace is the bane of my existence. Half of my caseload are kids who bought stolen mopeds and are too dumb to realize that they're stolen.

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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Man, I hate it when stuff like this comes out, because like The Handmaid's Tale, it gives our current federal government IDEAS.

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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

And give up a lucrative career in public interest law?

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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Union should ask for that in the reopener. No specific number or percentage, just “yacht owning money” and see what happens.

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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Dude’s gotta unfold himself getting out of a VW Taos.

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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I have so many questions about this - like where did he get the poop from? Did he have a glove? Did he just use his bare hand and pick it up? Was it a mastiff poop or pomeranian poop? Some lawyers have all the fun. This is a very easily winnable case in NY, but Ohio is all sorts of fucked up.

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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Caitlin Clark’s MAGA fans are going to be so disappointed seeing her smile at, and for, President Obama.

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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I'm impressed they were able to get soda past the court officers.

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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

You sure it was orange soda and not someone with a really bad bladder infection?

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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I refuse to believe that anyone named Shrimsley is human and not a muppet.

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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

We may be choking on smoke from Canadian fires, but at least the sun looks pretty in a straight out of a sci-fi movie kind of way.

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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

You should train the cat to use buttons so they can tell you what they're thinking. My dog uses buttons and we've discovered he's more insightful than our human teen.

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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

After yesterday, so disappointed this morning’s wake up didn’t bring more good news.

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