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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️

@lisat1015.bsky.social
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Getting kids out of juvie since 2001. Proud Brooklyn Tech HS alumna. Native New Yorker who lives and breathes NYR hockey, NYY baseball, NYL WBB & Bills Mafia since 1991. Mom, wife, and super gay.

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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A printout of coping strategies to deal with ADHD inaction has been sitting in the printer at my office for the last two days.
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Someone snuck a [non-service] dog into my courthouse today. My colleagues and I have been trying to figure out a way to do that for years and apparently this dog just waltzed right in the building and the court officers were none-the-wiser.
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Good thing I read the description. Wouldn't want to accidentally buy a men's retractable ID badge holder because clearly *that's* something that needs to be gender specific.
amazon.com
Amazon.com : Autonomier 2Pack Heavy Duty Retractable Keychain, Tactical ID Badge Holder Reel Carabiner Clip with Magnetic Closure for Men, Unbreakable Sandwich Construction with 31" Dyneema Cord, Bear...
Amazon.com : Autonomier 2Pack Heavy Duty Retractable Keychain, Tactical ID Badge Holder Reel Carabiner Clip with Magnetic Closure for Men, Unbreakable Sandwich Construction with 31" Dyneema Cord, Bear...
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
We may be choking on smoke from Canadian fires, but at least the sun looks pretty in a straight out of a sci-fi movie kind of way.
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
After yesterday, so disappointed this morning’s wake up didn’t bring more good news.
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Please tell me that the Swift-Kelce wedding guests didn’t have to use the gross MSG bathrooms.
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Fireworks going off outside my window. Love this team and love my city.
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Was at my high school reunion tonight and all of the menopausal/perimenopausal women I graduated with whipped out personal electric fans on the dance floor and damn if my girls weren’t prepared!
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Sometimes the timeline lines up perfectly
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Saw my first one in the wild today. NGL, kinda impressed it was in Suffolk County on Long Island.
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Dragging today after an awesome evening at Barclays for Unrivaled in BK. That they put it together in just a few weeks, sold it out (18K+!) and gave everyone two amazing games to watch is nothing short of a miracle. The fans had fun, and the players had a blast. The WNBA should take ALL the notes.
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Nice try, Wario.
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
And I can't even get my 13-year old to put her socks in the hamper.
bbc.com
Kim Ju Ae: North Korea leader Kim Jong Un chooses daughter as heir, Seoul says
South Korea's spy agency says Ki Ju Ae's prominent public presence indicates she is the chosen heir.
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I don't know how this happened, but my entire feed is filled with pictures of people's cats. I'm not complaining, just wondering what I did right to land here.
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
@mayor.nyc.gov forgetting his old neighborhood already... Astoria was a DISASTER today. Bus stops not cleared and buses running with major delays, street corners were just mountains of snow. Worst I've ever seen it and I've lived here my entire life.
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The socks I ordered from Uniqlo have traveled more in the past week (via FedEx) than I have in the last few years: Phillipsburg, NJ -> Breinigsville, PA -> Keasby, NJ -> Maspeth, NY (3 miles from my house) ->Billings, MT -> ??? I hope they’re enjoying their trip.
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
How ever did they solve crime before cameras became so ubiquitous?
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
He's going to hide out in the attic and haunt the place, isn't he?
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Wait, Labubu is a girl??
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
If I do any shopping on Black Friday this year, I assure you it will not be for a CLE bundle. #LawSky
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
My dog and I dressed as “A Salt with a Deli Weapon” for Halloween, so thank you Sandwich Guy for the inspiration and congrats on the no true bill.
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Reminding myself that I’m a Yankees fan and don’t really care who wins this game, but my heart rate is not cooperating.
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Spent the night steaming my kid’s outfit for #NYCC2025 AND accidentally dyed my knuckles purple doing her hair. Really hope she remembers this when it’s time to pick a nursing home for me someday…
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I really hope the actual proposal involved a friendship bracelet because that would really bring things full circle.
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
But women are too emotional
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Not sure if the bitterness I'm feeling is because I had to spend $95 on a graphing calculator for my 8th grader or because my 8th grader gets to use a graphing calculator.
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I am at American Dream and apparently it’s WWE Summerslam at the Meadowlands with events at the mall and there are enough grown men wearing John Cena shirts and carrying replica championship belts around that if I had any questions about my queerness (I didn’t) I wouldn’t now.
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
The comments do not disappoint.
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Worst week ever. Ozzy dies. The conference I was looking forward to traveling to will be virtual. And my union leadership screwed over their membership by caving to management during contract negotiations. Can't wait to see if I get struck by lightning on my way home.
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Gutted at the news about Ozzy. One of my very first concerts was the Meadowlands show in April 1986 (Metallica opened) where fans went wild and trashed the arena. Holding my stuffed Ozzy bat (with detachable head, of course) a little closer today.
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LAS Attys United @lasattysunited.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
🚨 📢Historic news out of LAS Attorneys United 🚨📢 A union united will never be defeated.✊
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Writing an email I know will not be received well and then deleting it before hitting send is proof that I have a growth mindset.
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Hahahahahahaha www.politico.com/news/2025/04...
politico.com
Adams to skip New York City’s Democratic primary, run for reelection on nonpartisan line
The mayor has been at odds with his party and wants time to recover from now-dismissed federal charges.
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Really glad I bought a new car two weeks ago because new and used car prices are about to skyrocket. But also, good luck to all of those rich Trump voters who will have to pay more for their European luxury cars.
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Never would have guessed the US and Canada would have a more acrimonious relationship than Rand Paul and his neighbor, but here we are.
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
It’s happened. My child can beat me at Mario Kart. This does not feel good. #parenting
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
This store on Long Island remains open over a month after the election. Tell me again it’s not a cult. (It is. It’s a cult.)
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Tweens are the worst.
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
To be fair, I’ve gone on all the socials to say what a good boy my son is. My son:
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I feel bad for people who don’t have dogs to cuddle with during trying times. But also, I feel bad for my dog for having insane mothers who’ve had more professional photos taken of him than of our human child.
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I would have pardoned my kid too.
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I cannot stop laughing at the pic the groomer took of our dog. Poor guy looks like he’s having an existential crisis.
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Thanksgiving Eve used to be THE NIGHT to go out clubbing. Young me would be very disappointed to hear that on a Thanksgiving Eve in the future, I’d be sitting in my office, trying to will the energy to stop at Target on the way home.
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
It's sad that Joe Biden, whose presidency has been remarkably successful considering what he faced when he took office, will be forever known for his inaction and unwillingness to do anything to protect the country from Trump's clown car of an incoming cabinet. Some high roads need not be taken.
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Monday is our kid’s 12th birthday. She would like to go hiking. Sorry kid, your moms may be lesbians, but we’re not *those* kinds of lesbians.
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Matt Gaetz as Attorney General makes me want to burn my law degree.
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Anyone have $255,999 I can borrow? www.businessinsider.com/villa-vie-cr...
businessinsider.com
A residential cruise ship has a 4-year, round-the-world voyage to 'escape' politics
An all-inclusive single-occupancy suite aboard the Villa Vie Odyssey for four years costs $255,999 and guarantees a visit to over 140 countries.
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Lisa T 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇲⚖️ @lisat1015.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Wait, so it’s… nice here? So far the hardest part is finding all of my favorite bad place accounts and following them here. It might take a while, but if I don’t have to see another ad for a tacky “he who shall not be named” tshirt, then it’s worth the effort,
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