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Nachturne

@lisamarie.bsky.social
64 followers 85 following 432 posts

World traveler, art dealer, slave to my dog, basic bitch, ask me about Nightcrawler. Cohost of @simplyamazing, Nocturne's biggest fan.

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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I need Tabatha’s home takeover. Please come fix my life Tabatha!!
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
My dog stopped to shit in the middle of a busy intersection as we were crossing. She’d already used the last bag and I had to fight traffic to pick it up with a damn receipt. Please tell me it was ok I gave up on the last tiny piece as the cars were coming.
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Casually finding my past life on Reddit
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
QUEEN
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Anyone else ready to hit the high seas with streaming raising prices again?
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Every once in a while, this gif just hits
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a woman in a white shirt is dancing in a room with a colorful wall .
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
16 year old at the Starbucks: “ok have a good night hun drive safe!” The most NY person today.
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I’ll watch anything Lisa McGee does
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Louis Theroux’s newest doc is amazing. He just shines a light and all these manosphere morons immediately tell on themselves. One even brings his MOM to defend him.
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The office scene gives me the same vibes as the made scene from Goodfellas
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
“Residue of interaction” and “semen demon” officially are in my vocabulary. #OBAA
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
This movie was transcendent
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I plan to watch One Battle After Another soon and this image tells me the theme continues:
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Having already seen Sinners, Bugonia and Frankenstein, I will say Bugonia certainly fits, Sinners in a way as well, while Frankenstein is more “I’m the way I am because of you and you hate me for it?” which I say fits thematically as well.
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
In the last 24 hrs I’ve watched Hamnet, Sentimental Value and If I Had Legs I’d Kick You and it’s like the theme of this Oscar season is women who have HAD IT vs the men that put them there.
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a woman says i 've had it officially while wearing a black dress
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
My heart beats only for you. Can you hear it? It says Gordon I love you, Gordon the vault.
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Why do I get GLP1 ads for Hims and Hers? It’s like the algorithm is confused on my gender but certain I’m fat.
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I’m famously anti-remake, especially where mother Goldie is concerned. But this is ACHING for a Death Becomes her reboot:
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Two artists who’s music you could live on exclusively indefinitely:
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
The world got a bit darker today #RIP
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
youtu.be/e1dPKfxRhk0?...
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Sublime - April 29, 1992
YouTube video by Scott Lauer
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I’m kind of inspired by this rewatch to just wear a crown while I’m at home doing nothing. #TheCrown
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
We need a The Crown like show about the Kennedys.
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Remember The Postal Service? #millennials
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Where are my overnight workers?
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
She’s the least cuddly dog ever. Almost every night is me being all like this after I accidentally hog my foot against her and she leaves rather than just ignores me
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a close up of a woman screaming with the words come back below her
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
When you’re Netflix and chilling and she gives you this look.
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
It’s not like another country famously made this exact same mistake leading them to be decimated by the local forces.
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Journalists hate this one trick.
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
🚨TING TING🚨ATTENTION: Burger King’s new apple pies taste like old McDonald’s apple pies.
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
It’s 2026. I’m in my 40s. I’ve just discovered that I love The Grateful Dead.
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a skeleton is surrounded by roses in a psychedelic painting .
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Me pulling myself out of depression for 10 min to pay some bills
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
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Show Me The Money The Simpsons GIF
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Been listening to her all week!! RIP www.themirror.com/entertainmen...
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Selena Quintanilla's father dies weeks after heartbreaking Netflix doc release
Abraham Quintanilla Jr, the father of late Tejano singer Selena Quintanilla, has died according to the family just weeks after a documentary dropped on Netflix about Selena's life
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Why is Selena perfect?
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
The Perfect Neighbor is Dear Zachary level of soul crushing.
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Years ago they took our Choco Taco. Now they try to sell us a bougie version. BRING BACK THE REAL CHOCO TACO
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
What the fuck is this show #TheGoodFight
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
For anyone still following, as my newest update, my children's book launches October 14th! juniorpetowners.com
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Junior Pet Owners
Empowering Young Pet Owners
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I need Harper to survive. I’ve given up on thinking A Train will but don’t take Harper too…
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
A Big Bold Beautiful Journey
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
“Is he Turkish?” EDITH
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
“I don’t jump into bed with stranger men” Mary. MARY.
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
It’s such a great dynamic when written well. I can see why shippers slash them because they have an intimate bond for two cishet men. I prefer them as friends but I’m not here to yuck anyone’s yum!
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Love this shit www.reuters.com/lifestyle/ar...
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Argentina officials recover missing painting stolen by Nazis, ending 80-year mystery
Argentina officials on Wednesday announced they had recovered a painting stolen decades ago by the Nazis following days of international intrigue and raids to track down the work of art after it was spotted in a real estate photo.
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I am 99.9% convinced my 4 year old niece was Big Ange in her past life.
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
They love and protect her so much. Like two parents. I love how Exiles flipped this, here Wolverine is like “she’s ready for war!” While with Nocturne he’s like “she’s must be protected from public high school!”
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