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Nachturne

@lisamarie.bsky.social
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World traveler, art dealer, slave to my dog, basic bitch, ask me about Nightcrawler. Cohost of @simplyamazing, Nocturne's biggest fan.

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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I need Tabatha’s home takeover. Please come fix my life Tabatha!!
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
My dog stopped to shit in the middle of a busy intersection as we were crossing. She’d already used the last bag and I had to fight traffic to pick it up with a damn receipt. Please tell me it was ok I gave up on the last tiny piece as the cars were coming.
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Casually finding my past life on Reddit
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
QUEEN
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Anyone else ready to hit the high seas with streaming raising prices again?
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Every once in a while, this gif just hits
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a woman in a white shirt is dancing in a room with a colorful wall .
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
16 year old at the Starbucks: “ok have a good night hun drive safe!” The most NY person today.
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I’ll watch anything Lisa McGee does
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Louis Theroux’s newest doc is amazing. He just shines a light and all these manosphere morons immediately tell on themselves. One even brings his MOM to defend him.
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
“Residue of interaction” and “semen demon” officially are in my vocabulary. #OBAA
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
In the last 24 hrs I’ve watched Hamnet, Sentimental Value and If I Had Legs I’d Kick You and it’s like the theme of this Oscar season is women who have HAD IT vs the men that put them there.
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a woman says i 've had it officially while wearing a black dress
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
My heart beats only for you. Can you hear it? It says Gordon I love you, Gordon the vault.
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Why do I get GLP1 ads for Hims and Hers? It’s like the algorithm is confused on my gender but certain I’m fat.
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I’m famously anti-remake, especially where mother Goldie is concerned. But this is ACHING for a Death Becomes her reboot:
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Two artists who’s music you could live on exclusively indefinitely:
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
The world got a bit darker today #RIP
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
youtu.be/e1dPKfxRhk0?...
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Sublime - April 29, 1992
YouTube video by Scott Lauer
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I’m kind of inspired by this rewatch to just wear a crown while I’m at home doing nothing. #TheCrown
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
We need a The Crown like show about the Kennedys.
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Remember The Postal Service? #millennials
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Where are my overnight workers?
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
When you’re Netflix and chilling and she gives you this look.
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
🚨TING TING🚨ATTENTION: Burger King’s new apple pies taste like old McDonald’s apple pies.
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
It’s 2026. I’m in my 40s. I’ve just discovered that I love The Grateful Dead.
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a skeleton is surrounded by roses in a psychedelic painting .
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Me pulling myself out of depression for 10 min to pay some bills
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Been listening to her all week!! RIP www.themirror.com/entertainmen...
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Selena Quintanilla's father dies weeks after heartbreaking Netflix doc release
Abraham Quintanilla Jr, the father of late Tejano singer Selena Quintanilla, has died according to the family just weeks after a documentary dropped on Netflix about Selena's life
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Why is Selena perfect?
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a woman in a purple suit is singing into a microphone
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
The Perfect Neighbor is Dear Zachary level of soul crushing.
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Years ago they took our Choco Taco. Now they try to sell us a bougie version. BRING BACK THE REAL CHOCO TACO
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
What the fuck is this show #TheGoodFight
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I need Harper to survive. I’ve given up on thinking A Train will but don’t take Harper too…
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
A Big Bold Beautiful Journey
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
“I don’t jump into bed with stranger men” Mary. MARY.
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Love this shit www.reuters.com/lifestyle/ar...
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Argentina officials recover missing painting stolen by Nazis, ending 80-year mystery
Argentina officials on Wednesday announced they had recovered a painting stolen decades ago by the Nazis following days of international intrigue and raids to track down the work of art after it was spotted in a real estate photo.
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I am 99.9% convinced my 4 year old niece was Big Ange in her past life.
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I watch this scene several times a year. Still one of the best ever committed to film
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Vincent Van Gogh Visits the Gallery | Vincent and the Doctor | Doctor Who
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Thirsting through history. O hi FDR Jr
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
It’s always fun seeing the kids try to troll. Like babes, I was in the Wild Wild West of the Internet before your dad’s ball dropped. You think you can troll ME?
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
For a country who hates communism we love the aesthetic. Remember when fast food places were colorful and unique to each other? This is reminding me of my trip to Berlin…
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I hate the narrative around Lil Nas X. A man clearly struggling and in need of help just being torn down at his lowest. Think of the worst moment of your life and consider if you’d want the world to see it. Extend the grace you’d hope for. I’m rooting for him 🙏
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Guys. Was Nightcrawler the first designer baby?
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
www.change.org/p/award-king...
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Sponsor Award KingCobraJFS a YouTube Plaque Posthumously · Change.org
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Say hello to Amazing Baby!
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
As I’m coming out of a bit of a depression hibernation can I talk about the importance of transient relationships? That chat on the subway with a stranger, or shared glance with another patron at a store. Little things that connect us for even a short time are so so important.
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Take a look and listen to Smash by Offspring and tell me this is not the most prescient 30 year old album ever.
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I’m alone. I anyone out there? Anyone?
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Dear future salespeople of American. Stop “asking a question”. Who is still training this?!
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
If I ever have a kid, I’m naming her Selena so when she asks me for shit my answer is always
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a group of men standing next to each other on a road with the words anything for selenas .
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
God damn who played that one girl at the end of Weapons?? #IYKYK
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Nachturne @lisamarie.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Come from the supernatural story of missing children. Stay for the horrors of alcohol abuse. #Weapons
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