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Liquid Jade

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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 5h
AI programs lie and cheat because they are programmed by lying cheaters who value lying and cheating.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 6h
So Iowa’s plan is to make fuel even more expensive for farmers by allowing non-farmers to buy fuel set aside for them.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 6h
$8/gallon of diesel is the biggest number I’ve seen.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 8h
If by “numbers” Trump means “inflation” and “diesel” then he is correct.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 13h
Meta’s #muse looks like a guy in a tyvek suit.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 14h
MANAGER: I need your 5-year career plan. ME: I’ve been doing this for 30-years. It’s a bit late for a ‘career plan.’
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 19h
Cities the US President is okay with foreign countries attacking.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m going to start calling the #SuperElNiño, “El Super Niño.”
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I really did type in Thom Tillis and autocorrect made him Them Tikkis.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Them Tikkis is very brave in 20/20 hindsight.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Still waiting for an “AI benefit” I care about and think the program could reliably perform.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ME: I’m thinking of getting you an espresso maker for your birthday to replace the one I broke 25 years ago. WIFE: Not sure if I want another one. ME: The one I’m looking at has a cold brew feature. WIFE: Is this for me or you? ME: And a milk steamer. You’d have a latte when you want. WIFE:
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Jeremiah Johnson Nodding Yes
ALT: Jeremiah Johnson Nodding Yes
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ll accept “punish republicans” instead of “intimidate the Court”.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Republicans just want free stuff
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was thinking about going outside for a run but it’s looking a lot like John Carpenter’s #TheFog today. So, maybe not.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trump & DOGE saving money, y’all.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A pretty key & funny theme in Rome worship is that the statues look very austere and white, ie “classical”. And arguably “white” in racial sense, tho I think that’s overstated. But most were originally painted. And they looked very different, more florid and certainly to modern eyes more eastern.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If wage growth is 3% and inflation is running 3.5% to 4.5%, every month your income buys less.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trump & Republicans are great for blue-collar jobs.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The dudes who were insisting they had strike funds to cover a couple months out of work are now demanding to know when the first raise will hit their bank account. I’m like, “dude, you’re an engineer and you don’t understand the payroll calendar?”
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
WIFE: Do you want popcorn. ME: Sure. [30 minutes later] ME: Which one of us was supposed to make the popcorn? WIFE:
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Supernatural Dean Winchester Laughing
ALT: Supernatural Dean Winchester Laughing
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cognitive Surrender in the Oval Office.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Explains a lot.
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James Downie @jamescdownie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Needless to say, Bain isn’t coming at this from any 'boo capitalism!'/'this is insane lol' viewpoint. But the conclusions aren’t that far from the “this is insane lol” position. It’s very much, 'hey! we can do this' but also, 'um … wow, there’s quite a lot to do.'" — @joshtpm.bsky.social
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Bain Capital Brainstorms Where The AI Revenue’s Gonna Come From
A friend sent me this new Bain Capital study on the growth...
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#SPEEA accepts Boeing’s 2nd contract offer. All the coverage is going to be about the $$$. The wage pools basically make up for the last 6 years of inflation. IMHO: what remains to be improved in future contracts are less about $$$ and more about process. www.king5.com/article/tech...
king5.com
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He sounds shrill. I don’t think we should have an overly hormonal man leading the military.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hopefully this shit is over in 8 hours.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Once upon a time, republicans insisted that military readiness was all important and the military should not have cultural norms forced upon it. The military showed it did not interfere with readiness. So Republicans are now forcing cultural norms on the military and sacrificing readiness.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A slowdown in IPOs is an indicator of an anticipated recession or that the IPO will not hit its target value. In short: it’s a company’s lack of faith in itself or in the economy.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve caught birds like that before. But I almost never see the arch photographed from that angle. It might just be that the drop-off makes the people in the foreground look too tall compared to the arch and the people in the distance. They credited the photo to Bethany Baker.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is that an AI generated image of delicate arch? I don’t remember it looking like that
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you’re wondering why there is now a slang term for masturbating without orgasm, I present you with AI “has solved the problem of infinite personalized music.”
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sure, if I still had a normal heart. But with two valves replaced, I don’t have a normal heart.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Having an argument with my cardiologist’s office over my surgeon’s blood pressure protocol for the type of surgery he did on me. Believe it or not, I’m on the side arguing my BP needs to stay below 120 at rest and my cardiologist is saying I can be between 120 & 130.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The White House is suffering from a super stupidity problem.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Occasional reminder that white only became the standard wedding dress color during the Victorian Era because quality textile dyes had become common because of better trade routes, discoveries in chemistry, and industrial manufacturing.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nobody, because AI sucks.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Donald Trump, Super Genius (stupidus presidentius)
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Photo of a vintage book cover which features a man’s head looking toward the heavens, his disembodied hands and feet are where they should be, but he is missing his arms, legs, and torso. Title reads

WHERE’D THE REST OF MY
FREAKING BODY GO?
a novel by
Morene Welted
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Photo of a book cover which features an illustration of a man and woman meditating aside a chakra map and inside a translucent pyramid which is flying over the desert. Copy and title read

It’s happening again 

WHITE PEOPLE
UP TO
NO GOOD

by John D. Nuagape
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every person kicked out of the pool makes staying in the pool more expensive for those remaining. Every Republican solution is designed to make the problem worse.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“I didn’t, but someone should.” — honesty is the best policy
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the worst kind of politician and government employee. They think the government’s money is their own and treat it that way.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This town, which I guess is the county seat for the county I live in, is Nowheresville man. I can’t believe I had to drive my kid here for jury duty.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can’t even follow that shit and I have a masters in engineering.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AI does not “go rogue.” It is a computer program that does what it is programmed to do.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Silent Generation & Generation X are always forgotten.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s a crime when people hack government information. It’s “going rogue” when a hunan uses a computer app to do it.
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