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Liquid Jade

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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 2h
Once upon a time, republicans insisted that military readiness was all important and the military should not have cultural norms forced upon it. The military showed it did not interfere with readiness. So Republicans are now forcing cultural norms on the military and sacrificing readiness.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 9h
If you’re wondering why there is now a slang term for masturbating without orgasm, I present you with AI “has solved the problem of infinite personalized music.”
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 9h
Having an argument with my cardiologist’s office over my surgeon’s blood pressure protocol for the type of surgery he did on me. Believe it or not, I’m on the side arguing my BP needs to stay below 120 at rest and my cardiologist is saying I can be between 120 & 130.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 21h
The White House is suffering from a super stupidity problem.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Occasional reminder that white only became the standard wedding dress color during the Victorian Era because quality textile dyes had become common because of better trade routes, discoveries in chemistry, and industrial manufacturing.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nobody, because AI sucks.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Donald Trump, Super Genius (stupidus presidentius)
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Photo of a vintage book cover which features a man’s head looking toward the heavens, his disembodied hands and feet are where they should be, but he is missing his arms, legs, and torso. Title reads

WHERE’D THE REST OF MY
FREAKING BODY GO?
a novel by
Morene Welted
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Photo of a book cover which features an illustration of a man and woman meditating aside a chakra map and inside a translucent pyramid which is flying over the desert. Copy and title read

It’s happening again 

WHITE PEOPLE
UP TO
NO GOOD

by John D. Nuagape
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every person kicked out of the pool makes staying in the pool more expensive for those remaining. Every Republican solution is designed to make the problem worse.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“I didn’t, but someone should.” — honesty is the best policy
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the worst kind of politician and government employee. They think the government’s money is their own and treat it that way.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This town, which I guess is the county seat for the county I live in, is Nowheresville man. I can’t believe I had to drive my kid here for jury duty.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can’t even follow that shit and I have a masters in engineering.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AI does not “go rogue.” It is a computer program that does what it is programmed to do.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Silent Generation & Generation X are always forgotten.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s a crime when people hack government information. It’s “going rogue” when a hunan uses a computer app to do it.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have to drive my kid 60 miles to jury duty tomorrow
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is Trump Prime Minister of the UK now?
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The child predator served 60 days. — Ken Paxton defending himself, literally
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A reminder that Republican solutions are specifically designed to make problems worse.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Literally yesterday, Trump said he was keeping the straits closed.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think I’m shooting for sourdough bagels tomorrow
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Trump’s plan is to keep the Strait closed until the election so gas stays expensive & voters will reelect members of his party. Seriously. That’s his plan.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m considering a #midlifecrisis car.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Talking to Rahm is like middle aged sex. You spend a lot of time wishing there was an acceptable 3rd party to spice things up.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Looking at the difference between #AppleWatch 12 & Ultra 4 and for what I do, Ultra is basically $300 more for satellite connection and 2x battery life. I just don’t see Ultra’s $799 price tag as worth it if Apple stops supporting updates for it in 4 years.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The kittens had to kill 3 tissues last night including drowning one in their water dish.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The cats woke everyone up this morning because they knocked over my Major Award.
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A Christmas Story: 'It's Indescribably Beautiful!'
ALT: A Christmas Story: 'It's Indescribably Beautiful!'
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Let’s be clear here, the AI didn’t ‘wake up one morning and decide to hack the Australian government.’ The AI was given a task and it hacked the Australian government as part of completing that task.
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Renee DiResta @noupside.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every now and then they write something so stupid that I assume it must be ME who is wrong because surely no official government statement would be so incredibly dumb. www.justice.gov/opa/pr/unite...
justice.gov
United States Files Request to Intervene in Case Brought by X Corp. and Elon Musk Seeking to Annul Decision by European Commission
The United States filed an application to intervene in the captioned cases, X Internet and X Holdings v. Commission, Case No. T-114/26 and Musk v. Commission, Case No. T-121/26, before the General Cou...
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Reason #1 why computer engineers are not real engineers: You can’t be an engineer if you don’t understand how the thing you are working on works. Being an engineer is 100% about caring about how the thing works. You can’t *engineer* a system unless you fundamentally understand its components.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Psycho kitty, qu'est-ce que c'est?
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Woke up with a visual migraine. Today is going to be fun.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I just put a shot of caramel liquor in a glass of pressed apple cider and it fucking murders an appletini.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@dieworkwear.bsky.social do you have any recommends for hats? I’m looking to branch out from my usual suspects: Kangol & Stetson.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
China has F-35 parts with stealth coating? This should be a major story & embarrassment for Trump.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Explaining to my GP’s nurse that the finger numbness I’ve had since the day I came out of heart surgery is absolutely not carpal tunnel.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Little Republican Who Can’t
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We are doing the best we can. — Republican campaign message circa 2026, literally
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I can’t wait for Marathon Oil to start sending me anti-Republican campaign mailers. Oh, wait….
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Photo of a book cover featuring a man with an intense face working a juicer with a carrot in his hand as he’s surrounded by fruits and vegetables. Copy and title read 

COMPLETELY LEGAL

TORTURING
FRUITS
VEGETABLES

GET THE
VEGETABLE SECRETS

THEIR BLOOD WILL MAKE YOU FEEL ALIVE™

"Torture is OK." - The U.S. Constitution

RALPH MOLTENSOLE
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He also complained about the networks, not individual reporters.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Memo to Everyone Who Thought Trump Was Better for Business:
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trump’s America Rating.
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Liquid Jade @liquidjade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The AI panic also serves as fan service for the pro-AI bros.
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wolfgirlz.bsky.social @wolfgirlz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What a lying sack ... Belarus doesn't even have potash they could send! It's all contacted out already. Leave it to dump to lie through his overly bleached teeth. Alexander Lukashenko says there is no potash in Belarus left to sell to the US share.google/wTAXeffzSGRj...
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Belarus says no potash left after Trump claims massive deal for fertilizer
Belarus’s authoritarian leader Alexander Lukashenko said Monday that there are no available volumes of fertilizer to send to the U.S. This came after President Trump announced that he was working o…
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