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Steven

@lionlessthan3.bsky.social
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Reader of fiction, baker of cakes, drinker of coffee, cat dad, perpetually exhausted. MtG, D&D, Nintendo fanboy. Three gnomes in a trenchcoat. 🏳️‍🌈📚🍰☕️

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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m (re)watching The Good Place finale and I just sobbed into my cat when they gave the doorman Mr. Jumpy Legs.
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Burhan @burhanplays.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Only video games can have sentences like this.
Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave screenshot. It's a screen that says perfect bird time.
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I made fun of a customer running into the store doing the dookie shuffle straight to the bathroom, so naturally karma made my own train start to leave the station almost immediately afterward.
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
There is a single very loud raven competing with the screaming children in our neighborhood for Loudest and Most Annoying Sound of the evening and I’m not sure who is winning but I am definitely losing.
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rewatching The Good Place reminds me that Janet is the very best character in an absolutely stacked cast.
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’ve started doing a stretching regiment before bed for a few weeks now and I’ve been sick the last three-ish days with a stomach thing. HOO BOY some of those stretches are spicy after just a few days of broken routine. Specifically the hams and pelvis, but some of the arm ones too.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Reposting my new #tattoo now that it’s about done healing. My latest baking-themed D&D monster is a cookie jar mimic to go with baker goblin and his friends.
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I told my supervisor that I was done working for the day and I would like to go home and she said “but you’re scheduled for two more hours” and I was like… how is that relevant?? I’m done working and I want to go home.
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
As the youths say, anotha one.
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Watching tv with the baby girl, there is no escape.
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Your dads got dressed up and went to the movies. The Odyssey was excellent, btw, but don’t drink your whole 40oz soda in the first half or you’ll have to get up to pee during Calypso.
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Absolutely diabolical scheduling on my manager’s part today. Three supervisors, none of whom are AM people, and a flock of disgruntled miscreants, none of whom can bar fast enough to keep up with weekend traffic. Pray for me.
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Dear customers who pull away from the drivethru speaker when I’m still asking clarifying questions about your dumbass drink order: getting to the window faster won’t make your order any quicker, but answering my TWO questions will make sure it’s WHAT YOU WANTED.
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Who the fuck is setting off fireworks at 9pm on July 2nd? Asshole behavior. As if your friends with ptsd and every animal within miles isn’t about to suffer enough in two days. I HATE this goddamn holiday.
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Tarja Porkka-Kontturi @tarjapk.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
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Belle Grace @vampiredollthing.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Guys!!! You can’t have sex in the bathrooms at Olive Garden!!! You can’t!! Because when you’re there, you’re family!!!
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Celebrating being tolerated by my daughter on this Day of Dads. (My stepdad said catdads count if stepdads do, so I’m taking it.)
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Putri Prihatini @putriprihatini.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Singaporean artist Leia Ham reimagined LotR as Tale of the Middle Kingdom, since Chinese name for China (Zhōngguó) means "The Middle Kingdom." Her concept art includes the Fellowship, armors, buildings like Bag End, props like Aragorn's banner and Fellowship brooches, and more. #TolkienTrewsday
An illustration of the Fellowship, reimagined with Chinese-style period outfits.An illustration of armors of Gondor, Rohan, and Rivendell Elves, reimagined using different periods of Chinese armors as concepts. On the top right are three side profiles of Rohan man, Gondorian, and Elf with different Chinese hairstyles. On the bottom right is Aragorn's banner redrawn with Chinese influence.A concept art of Bag End reimagined as Chinese court houses, with tall stone gates, round wooden doors, curved roofs, and open courtyard, nestled in a hill.A concept art of Rivendell in the style of Chinese painting. Next to it are several props drawn in Chinese style such as Fellowship brooch based on gingko leaves, lembas in the shape of mooncake, Elfstone as round jade, Galadriel's phial in a green jade bottle, and shards of Narsil.
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
We’ve hit the two week point and my tattoo seems to be mostly healed at this point. Next appointment’s in six weeks. :)
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ClapRose @claprose.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
What a happy couple... 🥹💙 #art
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
One day
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Oops I booked another tattoo 😅
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I hate opening in the summer. Like what do you mean the sun isn’t setting for another 45 minutes? I was supposed to be asleep half an hour ago.
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I think this is the last place I’ve got to post about it, but I got my first tattoo yesterday, a trio of chaotic lil goblins. The pain wasn’t nearly as bad as I thought it would be, but I am terrified of the itchy phase that’s coming up.
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Tomorrow is finally tattoo day and my nerves are perhaps slightly overloaded.
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
One of my friends is listing some common signs of autism among children and I’m hearing a lot of descriptions of my childhood behavior. 😅
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Playing another high level one-shot soon, so this time I built Jareth the Goblin King. I need to go to bed so I’ll review my spell selection tomorrow but right now he’s a cc nightmare.
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Going out of town in a few weeks to spend a weekend in a big cabin in the woods with friends and I am resisting the urge to add the entire Decemberists discography to our shared playlist. But like… maybe they’ll enjoy it. 🤷‍♂️
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Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
It’s the 250th year of American independence, and the Pope and the King of England are reminding Americans of their revolutionary values, principles, and ideals Somewhere, John Adams is confused as fuck
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I’m all out of Dungeon Crawler books and now I am impatiently waiting for May 12 to get here. I’m gonna need more new books to get me there.
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
One of my favorite inside jokes/references no one else gets is our signature drink, The House Red. @frozen-flame.bsky.social
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I have just finished my twelfth book for the year 2026 and hit my annual reading goal (I figure one new book a month is respectable). Both released books from TD Orel’s Titan’s Nest saga, the first four books in Michael Manning’s Art of the Adept series, and the first six Dungeon Crawler Carl books.
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I did my monthly book release update googling. I will never fully give up hope that Doors of Stone and Thorn of Emberlain will eventually come out.
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using with no explanation.
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Booked an appointment for my very first tattoo and it’s not for like 7 weeks but I’m ANTSY with anticipation.
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I forgot what day today is and now I very desperately need to be offline for the day. Good luck, you ship of April Fools.
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Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
“Rowling has made it abundantly clear that she thinks attacking transgender people via the legal system is a worthwhile cause and a good use of her vast personal fortune…there’s no way to watch this show without supporting Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting…”
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Cincinnatian here, and now I want some Skyline. 😭
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Seeing the news about #Firefly is making me miss running my Savage Worlds scifi game. Maybe I should learn Starfinder to transition my group from 5e to scifi…
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Hey @frozen-flame.bsky.social I have a new 3D print project for you :3c
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I just paid off the very last of my student loans. Those have been hanging over my head for almost 20 years and suddenly I have an extra $100 a month to live with.
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Wind Waker Twilight Princess Majora’s Mask
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
There is nothing worse than finishing a book in a series you’re enjoying during the hours that the bookstore is closed. I have to wait 10 hours before I can go get the next one. 😭
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Watched Phantom Menace with my cat today. She thought the beginning was slow, did not care for Jar Jar, slept through the politics, and was rapt with attention for the podrace. One of the pods probably sounded like birds but she has good taste regardless.
Ramona the cat disinterestedly watches the opening scenes of Star Wars Episode 1 while laying sleepily on her human/pillow on their couch.Ramona the cat disgustedly watches the introductory scenes of Jar Jar Binks in Star Wars Episode 1 while laying aggressively on her human/pillow on their couch.Ramona the cat sleeps through the political scenes of Star Wars Episode 1 while laying comfortably on her human/pillow on their couch.Ramona the cat attentively watches the podrace scenes of Star Wars Episode 1 while laying in the arm crook her human/pillow on their couch.
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Rewatching Scott Pilgrim and I forgot about the BOOTS. I gotta get @frozen-flame.bsky.social a pair. Mmf 🤤
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Steven @lionlessthan3.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Just saw an ad for the Jimmy Eat World Bleed American *25TH ANNIVERSARY* tour and that can’t be right because then I would be… very old. And. But I’m. ☠️
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