Hobbes @lionaroundtown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You probably think I'm the greasy strangler, that's why you won't grease my dog... 140
Hobbes @lionaroundtown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Satya Nadella is showing his true colors. Remember that cuddly warm "empathy" message? 100% fabricated. He's no different from Bezos or Elon. But at least they don't pretend to be good people. Eurogamer.net share.google/Z6BRd1nZVUyX...eurogamer.netEurogamer.netYour trusted source for video game news, reviews and guides, since 1999. 010
Reposted by HobbesNobody's House 🔞 @nobodyshouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Wile E from stream, also new signature, it's probably too much 3445105
Hobbes @lionaroundtown.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Control Resonant reviews are out so I'm in a media blackout. If you ruin this game for me I'll bad end you in a way unaligned to your fetish. Take that! 060
Hobbes @lionaroundtown.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Tell that to a cheeseburger sub. Stop gaslighting my blue boy! 031
Hobbes @lionaroundtown.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Logging into WoW Forever beta last night felt like time travel in the best way. But is it really authentic if I'm not being called a f*got every few minutes? I DUNNO BOUT THAT!? 130
Hobbes @lionaroundtown.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Neuron activates because I got an email from FeederWatch. Neuron deactivates when I realize it's from Cornell Ornithology lab. 050
Reposted by Hobbes✧ SkyMagpie ✧ (left my ❤︎ in Undermine) @skymagpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I was worried if my comic is perhaps too self indulgent, but then I remembered the words of Björk and now I need to make it even more self indulgent 🥰 58114393886
Hobbes @lionaroundtown.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Less than 10 minutes into the Aion 2 playtest and chat is poppin off with racist bullshit against non English speakers. I thought we were beyond this, what is this 2004? That's gonna be a no from me dog. 040
Reposted by HobbesGodaQuesillo (COMMISSIONS CLOSED) @godaquesillo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026The king has awakened Mufasa arriving at the daily banquet prepared by his... royal cook, who knows why this giant has this addiction to overfeeding and pampering his majesty x3 #wg #weightgain #maleweightgain #gainerart #fatfur #fatfurry 132196514
Reposted by HobbesTeaselbone @teaselbone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026He just wanted to be full! 282392459
Hobbes @lionaroundtown.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Can't get you out of my head, boy your toon ass is all I think about. 150
Hobbes @lionaroundtown.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Waiting for the couple brave enough to go to a Halloween party as Columbo and Dog. 020
Hobbes @lionaroundtown.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Shameless self promotion ahead: Before and after, there's more on the dreaded website. onlyfans.com/cantstopfat 232529
Hobbes @lionaroundtown.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Ocarina Remake? Link again? Give me an Ocarina Remake where you play from the perspective of Zelda / Sheik, switching between them being a core part of combat and puzzle mechanics. Setting everything up behind the scenes so Link succeeds. Heroes never do it alone. C'mon this stuff writes itself! 020
Hobbes @lionaroundtown.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Why am I tearing up during the Coyote movie? I'm not crying, you're crying! 221
Hobbes @lionaroundtown.bsky.social · 11/09/2026If my car ever decides to kill me it better do me the kindness of playing some Little Richard. 010
Reposted by HobbesMr. Edtropolis @edtropolis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026People have been talking about this old art again lol...so here it is on bsky! Zootopia crew: EMBRACE the nakie!! 👀💦 232624436
Hobbes @lionaroundtown.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I wrote a pupperfied version of Lady Gaga's Babylon: 🎤Pup it out, walk a mile, Serve it ancient kitty style, Bark it out, battle dog, Battle for your life, battle dog. Oops dog sh*t, What you want? Puppy don't talk, eat a sock! Kitty cat, battle dog, Battle for your life, battle dog!🎶 120
Reposted by HobbesSeaChomps @seachomps.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Big yellow dragon kaiju has been spotted in Spain eating "tapas"... Imgine being so gluttonous you get fat by eating tiny appetizers 🤷 Art trade with nicest guy @pumpkinpythias.bsky.social c: 1968219
Hobbes @lionaroundtown.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Did Apple really just steal the Microsoft Surface Duo? Yes, yes they did. 020
Reposted by HobbesClass War Vet Pillow @pillowknight.bsky.social · 09/09/2026uuuuuggggghhhh big skunk repost 8636110
Reposted by Hobbesnopetrol🔞 @nopetrol.bsky.social · 10/09/2026somewhere, a kaiju retires (at your place) 2652001108
Reposted by HobbesSpicy Soraime (Keeping Comms Open) - ソライメ @soraimeasdrawn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Bunny pose! He got dem big boomts! @mysty-wysty.bsky.social 0349
Hobbes @lionaroundtown.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Playing Dream Drop Distance and George Costanza is there: suddenly Seinfeld. #kingdomhearts 320
Hobbes @lionaroundtown.bsky.social · 07/09/2026After 24 years of therapy I got so many eyes on the inside. It's Bloodborne seasons baby. 000
Hobbes @lionaroundtown.bsky.social · 06/09/2026It's funny and sad that people uploading "No AI" content to sites like TikTok don't realize how much that service is built on generative AI to power it's pipeline. Want No AI? Get off TikTok ;p 092
Reposted by HobbesKASETTETAPE @kasettetape.bsky.social · 06/09/2026For @caymanwent.bsky.social ! 4780178
Hobbes @lionaroundtown.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I've said it before and I'll say it again: I want to f*ck the cookie crisp wolf. Tony can get in line. 051
Hobbes @lionaroundtown.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Does anyone actually like Disney Town in Birth By Sleep? I'm about to slap some ducks. 010
Hobbes @lionaroundtown.bsky.social · 31/08/2026🎤Tale as old as time, seeking endless growth, quarterly at least, quality goes down, everybody frowns, ..., Beauty and the Beast! 🎵 www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HJX...youtube.comThe Death Of Physical Games Is A Sign Of What's ComingYouTube video by Jason Schreier 120
Hobbes @lionaroundtown.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I don't know Asha Sharma, she could be a pleasant person, but to me it couldn't be more clear she is following marching orders from the big boss. Microsoft doesn't care about making games, only selling products. Why even bother having Xbox at this point? www.eurogamer.net/xbox-ceo-won...eurogamer.netXbox CEO dodges the one Project Helix question everyone wants answeredAsked directly if Xbox's next console will have a disc drive, CEO Asha Sharma said Xbox isn't sharing more on Project Helix yet. 130
Hobbes @lionaroundtown.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I like that new Spiderman, that's some good Spiderman. 010
Reposted by HobbesLotusfishicoot @lotusfishicoot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I was trying to cut some clips of funny bits here but I realized they just kept running into one another, so I might as well just upload the whole scene 9801247
Hobbes @lionaroundtown.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Sometimes I feel like the only person who is buying Lorcana cards. 050
Reposted by HobbesDisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Science shows us what these great actors might look like in 100 years 😮 111698507
Hobbes @lionaroundtown.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I find it endearing that the reserved hetero masculine middle aged guys in my group therapy sessions respond best to the sassy elder gay counselor who gives them tough love and cuts right to the core. 070
Hobbes @lionaroundtown.bsky.social · 28/08/2026When your group therapy session turns into 10 minutes of someone sharing the plot synopsis of Hacksaw Ridge. 010
