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John Larkin

@link777294.bsky.social
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AKA Skitchy, Dancy, Mouse, D-pad and other names I can't remember.

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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Passenger, "Why can I not bring my cast iron pan?" Me, as I swing said pan in the air, "BONK!" Coworker, as they laugh, "Because it's a deadly weapon if you do what he just did to someone's head."
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 02/10/2026
With PlayStation sunsetting all disc production in the coming year, Sony clarified it will be substituted with a tried-and-true physical format. paletteswap.site/dif...
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's spooky season, so new profile picture!
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me when I get home: I'm going to checkpoint 10...
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Alec Baldwin: Booze Need
ALT: Alec Baldwin: Booze Need
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me and everyone I know who have to bid tomorrow probably have a song similar to this going through our head as we look at the bid lines. Especially the full timers like me who are left. It's going to be cutthroat for the last remaining spots...
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The Infected Lands
YouTube video by Remi Gallego - Topic
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Coworker whose birthday it was today, "I don't want to go outside! Why would I want to do that?" Me, "RIGHT?!? There's bugs and humidity out there!" Coworker, "Exactly! Eeeww!" Side note, it was a beautiful day, and I did go outside for a bit of it.
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Person comes through with a schitt's creek shirt. Me, "You're good, and you're a little bit Alexis."
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Alexis Rose: A Little Bit Alexis Dance
ALT: Alexis Rose: A Little Bit Alexis Dance
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Kid, "Why is Daddy still out there?" Mom, "Because Daddy does whatever he wants and never listens..." X-ray person, "No, it's because you left your Nintendo in the bag. He's just taking it out." Me, quietly to mom, "Like father like son, huh?" Mom, "Story of my life..."
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ugg... Today has been a day at work. Everyone agrees... and we even found a GUN.
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It feels good to do something nice for someone you know. Although I will be regretting this in the morning.
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Take me, you, add the two. Listen to me, baby, that's all you got to do.
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"But you have to go in there! There's a shirtless werewolf man in there yearning for you!" Work is getting into the spirit of Halloween already.
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Coworker G, "I can trip myself, I don't need you to injure me." Me, "So, in other words, you are a strong independent woman who don't need no man to commit fraud with?" Coworker G, "Exactly!"
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Uncle, "The dress code tonight is nice, but casual. So you know, basically no jeans." Me: "~*FANCY*~. Got it."
I didn't actually wear the cloak or bring the cane.
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The one passanger when I pull his bag.
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Dude, you had a water in there. Of course it's going to get pulled. Calm down.
Alt: Dude, you had a water in there. Of course it's going to get pulled. Calm down.
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Every other item today on X-ray:
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Shoes the Full Version
YouTube video by LiamKyleSullivan
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Muppet GIF of the Day @gifs-of-puppets.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Happy 50th Anniversary to The Muppet Show! Jim Henson's groundbreaking puppet variety show began airing on the United Kingdom's ATV Network on this date in 1976 ahead of its US debut later that month.
Text reading "Happy 50th Anniversary, The Muppet Show" in the style of the show's logo
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Muppet GIF of the Day @gifs-of-puppets.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Today's #TheMuppetShow GIF of the Day is...
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Coworker, "OMG! Pumpkin spiced latte!" Me:
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Helm'S Deep King Theodin
ALT: Helm'S Deep King Theodin
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Renaissance fair loot.
I like how the Instant Pirate Potion tea needs rum.
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Friends, "You are a responsible adult." Me, "I AM?!?" Friends, "Can you really say friend P and friend S are responsible?" Me, "No... Not really."
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Memes aside, this is what I'll always remember Tim Curry for. It's also the first thing I've ever seen him in.
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Professional Pirate
YouTube video by WolfGirl04
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
He's finally done it. RIP you very silly man. :(
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Tim Curry is escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism.
YouTube video by geoff EXE
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I liked Kain better when his armor was teal and not purple...
Both are supposed to be Kain, the dragoon from FF4. (Or FF2 if you're going by SNES numbers.)
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Coworker, "Me! Me! Me!" Me:
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Beaker Mi Mi Mi
ALT: Beaker Mi Mi Mi
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
When they test you at your job on basically every part of your job.
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Kermit the Frog Panic
ALT: Kermit the Frog Panic
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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 21/08/2026
Protip: if at any point in your life you cohabitated with a raccoon, bring it up as early and often as possible.
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
That awkward moment when you become a home wrecker.
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Props to you random passenger who started drinking a long island iced tea at 4am at the TSA checkpoint.
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The one puppy was VERY eager to catch me. It was cute.
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Training person to other guy, "You would do a bag check raw?" *Gives person a very judgemental look.* Me, "Oh my." Trainer, not even looking at me, "Shut up." *Giggles slightly.*
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John Mulaney: I'm Being Silly
ALT: John Mulaney: I'm Being Silly
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Ending of latest X-Men '97 be like:
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Chris Pratt as Andy Dwyer: I'm Not Crying
Alt: Silly accent man, NNNOOOO! You were one of my favorites!
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Coworker, "Oh! X-ray on 7 is down. :(" Me, "And I didn't do it for once! :)"
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Me today at work for some reason:
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Wheel Of Fortune Surprise Reveal
ALT: Wheel Of Fortune Surprise Reveal
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Friend M in car, "ABBA!" Friend R in car, "Hazbin Hotel songs!" Me, "YES!"
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
When you go somewhere for karaoke with friends and it's cancled this week.
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Liz Lemon (Tina Fey) in Nerd Rage!
ALT: Liz Lemon (Tina Fey) in Nerd Rage!
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The puppies at work after I help train them next Saturday. They better actually pick me to help this time...
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Chucky Puppies Halloween Costume Parade
ALT: Chucky Puppies Halloween Costume Parade
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
When you end up getting over time for training.
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Evil Laugh
ALT: Evil Laugh
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Oh Windows...
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Where's the beef?
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
One of these is VERY sun bleached
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
X-Men '97, please stop teasing the man with a funny accent. Just have him be in the next episode already.
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Friend M, "I want to do karaoke..." Me:
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Doctor Who Dalek
Alt: ABC, it's easy. It's like counting up to three. Sing a simple melody. That's how easy love can be!
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Today's lesson at work, "Everybody poops."
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
When I'm working with Patrick: On a somewhat related note, Patrick no longer wants to be on exit or bag check with me.
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Real talk: Seth Green is a genuinely nice person #crazyexgirlfriend
YouTube video by racheldoesstuff
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
When a passenger calls me handsome:
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David Rose Reacts: 'ME?!'
ALT: David Rose Reacts: 'ME?!'
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Coworker M, "I tell you, these new people are lazy and don't want hours." Me, "I'm full time now." Coworker M, "You're WHHHAAAATTT?"
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
MEANWHILE WITH UNITED!
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Homestar Runner: The System Is Down Rave
ALT: Homestar Runner: The System Is Down Rave
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John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
When you walk outside at 1:30am and it's already boiling.
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This Is Fine Meme
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