John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Passenger, "Why can I not bring my cast iron pan?" Me, as I swing said pan in the air, "BONK!" Coworker, as they laugh, "Because it's a deadly weapon if you do what he just did to someone's head." 010
Reposted by John LarkinPalette Swap @paletteswap.site · 02/10/2026With PlayStation sunsetting all disc production in the coming year, Sony clarified it will be substituted with a tried-and-true physical format. paletteswap.site/dif... 411420
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Me when I get home: I'm going to checkpoint 10...static.klipy.comAlec Baldwin: Booze NeedALT: Alec Baldwin: Booze Need 010
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Me and everyone I know who have to bid tomorrow probably have a song similar to this going through our head as we look at the bid lines. Especially the full timers like me who are left. It's going to be cutthroat for the last remaining spots...youtu.beThe Infected LandsYouTube video by Remi Gallego - Topic 110
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Coworker whose birthday it was today, "I don't want to go outside! Why would I want to do that?" Me, "RIGHT?!? There's bugs and humidity out there!" Coworker, "Exactly! Eeeww!" Side note, it was a beautiful day, and I did go outside for a bit of it. 010
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Person comes through with a schitt's creek shirt. Me, "You're good, and you're a little bit Alexis."static.klipy.comAlexis Rose: A Little Bit Alexis DanceALT: Alexis Rose: A Little Bit Alexis Dance 000
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Kid, "Why is Daddy still out there?" Mom, "Because Daddy does whatever he wants and never listens..." X-ray person, "No, it's because you left your Nintendo in the bag. He's just taking it out." Me, quietly to mom, "Like father like son, huh?" Mom, "Story of my life..." 000
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Ugg... Today has been a day at work. Everyone agrees... and we even found a GUN. 000
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It feels good to do something nice for someone you know. Although I will be regretting this in the morning. 001
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Take me, you, add the two. Listen to me, baby, that's all you got to do. 100
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"But you have to go in there! There's a shirtless werewolf man in there yearning for you!" Work is getting into the spirit of Halloween already. 000
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Coworker G, "I can trip myself, I don't need you to injure me." Me, "So, in other words, you are a strong independent woman who don't need no man to commit fraud with?" Coworker G, "Exactly!" 000
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Uncle, "The dress code tonight is nice, but casual. So you know, basically no jeans." Me: "~*FANCY*~. Got it." 000
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The one passanger when I pull his bag.static.klipy.comDude, you had a water in there. Of course it's going to get pulled. Calm down.Alt: Dude, you had a water in there. Of course it's going to get pulled. Calm down. 000
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Every other item today on X-ray:youtu.beShoes the Full VersionYouTube video by LiamKyleSullivan 000
Reposted by John LarkinMuppet GIF of the Day @gifs-of-puppets.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Happy 50th Anniversary to The Muppet Show! Jim Henson's groundbreaking puppet variety show began airing on the United Kingdom's ATV Network on this date in 1976 ahead of its US debut later that month. 115450
Reposted by John LarkinMuppet GIF of the Day @gifs-of-puppets.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Today's #TheMuppetShow GIF of the Day is... 38816
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Coworker, "OMG! Pumpkin spiced latte!" Me:static.klipy.comHelm'S Deep King TheodinALT: Helm'S Deep King Theodin 000
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Friends, "You are a responsible adult." Me, "I AM?!?" Friends, "Can you really say friend P and friend S are responsible?" Me, "No... Not really." 010
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Memes aside, this is what I'll always remember Tim Curry for. It's also the first thing I've ever seen him in.youtube.comProfessional PirateYouTube video by WolfGirl04 010
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 26/08/2026He's finally done it. RIP you very silly man. :(youtu.beTim Curry is escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism.YouTube video by geoff EXE 010
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I liked Kain better when his armor was teal and not purple... 010
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Coworker, "Me! Me! Me!" Me:static.klipy.comBeaker Mi Mi MiALT: Beaker Mi Mi Mi 010
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 22/08/2026When they test you at your job on basically every part of your job.static.klipy.comKermit the Frog PanicALT: Kermit the Frog Panic 110
Reposted by John LarkinExistential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 21/08/2026Protip: if at any point in your life you cohabitated with a raccoon, bring it up as early and often as possible. 31145
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 21/08/2026That awkward moment when you become a home wrecker. 110
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Props to you random passenger who started drinking a long island iced tea at 4am at the TSA checkpoint. 000
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 15/08/2026The one puppy was VERY eager to catch me. It was cute. 000
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Training person to other guy, "You would do a bag check raw?" *Gives person a very judgemental look.* Me, "Oh my." Trainer, not even looking at me, "Shut up." *Giggles slightly.*static.klipy.comJohn Mulaney: I'm Being SillyALT: John Mulaney: I'm Being Silly 000
Reposted by John Larkin852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Bro. People are cool as fuck. 274164612326
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Ending of latest X-Men '97 be like:static.klipy.comChris Pratt as Andy Dwyer: I'm Not CryingAlt: Silly accent man, NNNOOOO! You were one of my favorites! 011
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Coworker, "Oh! X-ray on 7 is down. :(" Me, "And I didn't do it for once! :)" 000
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Me today at work for some reason:static.klipy.comWheel Of Fortune Surprise RevealALT: Wheel Of Fortune Surprise Reveal 010
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Friend M in car, "ABBA!" Friend R in car, "Hazbin Hotel songs!" Me, "YES!" 010
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 06/08/2026When you go somewhere for karaoke with friends and it's cancled this week.static.klipy.comLiz Lemon (Tina Fey) in Nerd Rage!ALT: Liz Lemon (Tina Fey) in Nerd Rage! 010
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 05/08/2026The puppies at work after I help train them next Saturday. They better actually pick me to help this time...static.klipy.comChucky Puppies Halloween Costume ParadeALT: Chucky Puppies Halloween Costume Parade 010
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 02/08/2026When you end up getting over time for training.static.klipy.comEvil LaughALT: Evil Laugh 110
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 29/07/2026X-Men '97, please stop teasing the man with a funny accent. Just have him be in the next episode already. 000
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Friend M, "I want to do karaoke..." Me:static.klipy.comDoctor Who DalekAlt: ABC, it's easy. It's like counting up to three. Sing a simple melody. That's how easy love can be! 010
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 22/07/2026When I'm working with Patrick: On a somewhat related note, Patrick no longer wants to be on exit or bag check with me.youtube.comReal talk: Seth Green is a genuinely nice person #crazyexgirlfriendYouTube video by racheldoesstuff 000
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 20/07/2026When a passenger calls me handsome:static.klipy.comDavid Rose Reacts: 'ME?!'ALT: David Rose Reacts: 'ME?!' 001
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Coworker M, "I tell you, these new people are lazy and don't want hours." Me, "I'm full time now." Coworker M, "You're WHHHAAAATTT?" 010
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 18/07/2026MEANWHILE WITH UNITED!static.klipy.comHomestar Runner: The System Is Down RaveALT: Homestar Runner: The System Is Down Rave 010
John Larkin @link777294.bsky.social · 15/07/2026When you walk outside at 1:30am and it's already boiling.static.klipy.comThis Is Fine MemeALT: This Is Fine Meme 010