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Parker Swift

@linehopper.bsky.social
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Not affiliated with this Flash family or any other. Or that one singer. Please stop asking why I look familiar. » Dimension-hopping speedster DCRP OC | written by bardlockcafe » Story & Banter, Happy to plot. » Current setting: Gotham? Too fast to tell.

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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
||Like, it's not a "if you write with bing block me" thing, that's not what I do, that's not fair or appropriate. But I am absolutely baffled if he still gets writing partners with the way he acts.
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
||Frankly I don't even know what to say here lol.
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Azure @planarfugitive.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Hi, Bing. You did not, in fact, bring it to me privately. First, you attempted to jump in on what I assume you thought was going to be a dogpile when another writer mentioned me in a vent post; that writer and I had a significant misunderstanding which is now resolved. You were ignored.
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I'm seein' this for free right now...
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starfairy @quotes.sunder.my · 13/07/2026
I don't like when you ignore me. | You never say anything worth remembering.
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
They left .37 seconds after 'anyway.'
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"Congrats, you're in the same rare company as someone who got headhunted by their high school gym teacher. Anyway."
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"I'm a government shill, not a corporate shill. Get it together."
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"Thanks, with hard work, a disgustingly large paycheck, and forgetting an investment account while you're off-wuhhh outoftown for almost a decade, you, too, can have no idea what to do with your life!"
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"What, 'retire?'"
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I'm thinking of researching some weird strain of the flu that can actually affect speedsters, just for the novelty of it all.
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Don't retire in your twenties. I'm so goddamned bored.
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starfairy @quotes.sunder.my · 13/07/2026
Have you listened to a single word I said? | That's a weird way to start a conversation.
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I like fire trucks and monster trucks
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starfairy @quotes.sunder.my · 28/02/2026
Everyone seems right at home and I just haven't gotten there yet.
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Keep this shit up and you're gonna get double-married.
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Great, now I gotta change my name to Parkim.
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
How old do you think I am, Gramps?
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Not anymore. Not since... the accident.
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
[sluuuuuurp]
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
You're out of coffee pods, by the way.
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
"You give an [amazing] endorsement."
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
"Wait, New York? Did I get turned around hopping off the turnpike... I was wondering why there's a considerable lack of lunatics around here."
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
"It really is turnin' into Thneedville out here, huh..."
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
"I'm sorry I can see, hear, and smell? God forbid a man witness the world around them."
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starfairy @quotes.sunder.my · 12/02/2026
A ripple in the pond of life and this is all you've got to show for it?
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Staring at the source of their discontent... "Y'know, yeah, that's a pretty good description of him. Why do I keep coming back here?"
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
"That sounds a lot like the senses I've already got. And the sentiment! Spiders are just like us, really..."
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【 MOVED ACCOUNTS 】 @eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Oh, that's a lot! I just have to hear and see and think about insane people. In Gotham!
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
What a terrible day to have senses.
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
||a profligate I fear
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
||I'm mostly on my fantasy accounts and have one (1) proper swrp account @chissdescendancy.bsky.social
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
"One day I'm gonna break my neck from the whiplash you all give me."
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Congrats, queen! @nettlebehr.bsky.social
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
"Fascinating opinion. Any chance short-term memory wipes came with your new skills? I get it though - the other stuff, I mean, fighting with the people who fought for you. Seems like a rough line of work, though..."
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I got distracted like three times on the way over. The pitter-patter of attention-deficit-disorder should have been a dead giveawactually no that just described all speedsters again.
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
"This is the real impact of absent fathers. Ya hate to see it."
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
What, you didn't hear me coming from the city?
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
GROSS
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
||ACCURATE
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
PLEASE say, "stop that."
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
You could say, "stop that."
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
||you're making this the WORST day to be literate
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I dunno what's worse, that coming from the Superman half or the Luthor half.
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
That's 50% You saying that, big guy.
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Jules || Advantage 🏳️‍⚧️ @advantagedsaves.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
The D in DILF can indeed stand for Dilapidated.
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Jules, your brain is GIGANTIC.
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
"To be fair I basically pay attention to nothing ever."
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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
"It's a mystery to everyone."
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