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They left .37 seconds after 'anyway.'

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"Congrats, you're in the same rare company as someone who got headhunted by their high school gym teacher. Anyway."

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"I'm a government shill, not a corporate shill. Get it together."

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"Thanks, with hard work, a disgustingly large paycheck, and forgetting an investment account while you're off-wuhhh outoftown for almost a decade, you, too, can have no idea what to do with your life!"

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starfairy @quotes.sunder.my · 13/07/2026

Don't retire in your twenties. I'm so goddamned bored.

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Have you listened to a single word I said? | That's a weird way to start a conversation.

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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I like fire trucks and monster trucks

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starfairy @quotes.sunder.my · 28/02/2026

Everyone seems right at home and I just haven't gotten there yet.

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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

"You give an [amazing] endorsement."

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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

"Wait, New York? Did I get turned around hopping off the turnpike... I was wondering why there's a considerable lack of lunatics around here."

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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

"It really is turnin' into Thneedville out here, huh..."

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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

"I'm sorry I can see, hear, and smell? God forbid a man witness the world around them."

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starfairy @quotes.sunder.my · 12/02/2026

A ripple in the pond of life and this is all you've got to show for it?

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Staring at the source of their discontent... "Y'know, yeah, that's a pretty good description of him. Why do I keep coming back here?"

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"That sounds a lot like the senses I've already got. And the sentiment! Spiders are just like us, really..."

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Oh, that's a lot! I just have to hear and see and think about insane people. In Gotham!

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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

What a terrible day to have senses.

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||I'm mostly on my fantasy accounts and have one (1) proper swrp account @chissdescendancy.bsky.social

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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

"One day I'm gonna break my neck from the whiplash you all give me."

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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

"This is the real impact of absent fathers. Ya hate to see it."

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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

That's 50% You saying that, big guy.

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Jules || Advantage 🏳️‍⚧️ @advantagedsaves.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

The D in DILF can indeed stand for Dilapidated.

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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

"To be fair I basically pay attention to nothing ever."

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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

"It's a mystery to everyone."

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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

I do! I should probably be shot on sight.

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Parker Swift @linehopper.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

One man's dilapidated is another man's DILF.

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"Well, if you're gonna twist my arm."

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Me neither. You're the one who was being an a- ...mean? I don't remember when kids start swearing.

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Why do you seem mad about this?

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You could [swing.] You wouldn't land it.

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I was thinking barbershop quartet BUT we'll probably need donuts for that.

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No, I'm way to impatient for that and I'm bad at enough kinds of things as is. You thinking what I'm thinking?

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Y'know, I'll just ask the town crier when I get there.

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What's service at the bakeries like there?

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What's going on in THAT dimension?

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