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academic and aspiring person who likes winter. contemporary lit, digital stuff. i’ve written about sci fi, national security and fiction, the humanities, bunkers, and chatbots. now writing about novels and how long they are. lindsaythomas.net

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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 27/09/2026
More on paperback format: in 1957 John Updike published in poem in the New Yorker about paperbacks in which various imprints ”agree” that “classics much / too little known / when books were big / and bindings sewn” ”sell better if / their spines are not / austerely stiff.”
A RACK OF PAPERBACKS
Gateway, Grove, 
and Dover say,
"Unamuno 
any day."

Beacon Press 
and Torchlight chorus,
“Kierkegaard
does nicely for us."

"Willey, Waley,"
Anchor bleats,
"Auden, Barzun, 
Kazin, Keats."

“Tovey, Glover,
Cohen, Fry" 
is Meridi-
an’s reply."Bentley's best,"
brag Dramabooks.
Harvest burgeons
Cleanth Brooks.

All, including
Sentinel, 
Jaico, Maco, 
Arco, Dell,

Noonday, Vintage,
Living Age,
Mentor, Wisdom-
page on page

of classics much 
too little known 
when books were big 
and bindings sewn —agree: "Lord Raglan, 
Margaret Mead,
 Moses Hadas,
Herbert Read, 

the ‘Panchatantra,’ 
Hamsun's ‘Pan,'
Tillich, Ilg,
Kahlil Gibran,

and Henry James 
sell better if 
their spines are not 
austerely stiff."

—JOHN UPDIKE
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 25/09/2026
Another somewhat random trade paperback fact: did you know that the format for the original Garfield comic strip books — wide and thin, horizontally oriented like the comic strip — is called the “Garfield format”? The Garfield books were mega-bestsellers in trade paperback in the 1980s.
Two Garfield books on a table: Garfield at Large, the first book, with a red cover; and Garfield: bigger than life, the third book, with a green cover. The books are wide and thin and published in paperback.
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 23/09/2026
Spending a lot of time with the Publisher’s Weekly archives (sometimes I think/fear this project should just be called “A Deep Dive into the Publisher’s Weekly Archives with Lindsay”) and this is of the weirder quotes about trade paperbacks I’ve come across. So specific! So weirdly gendered! So 1955
The differences between the new paperbacks and the standard mass-market items are tremendous. The retail prices of the new-look books are four times as high, while their editorial content makes them out of place in the 100,000 outlets that are claimed for regular paperbacks. They would be as superfluous in most of these 100,000 stores as 1 3/16-inch chrome nuts in a lingerie shop.
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 30/07/2026
I am so sorry for your loss. Our Muffet showed up in our backyard in Miami 9.5 years ago as a stray and has been bossing us around ever since. She has not quite forgiven us for moving to a place with winter but she does enjoy murderously dispatching any poor mice who happen to wander into the house
A beautiful brown and tan tabby cat with green eyes lays on her side on a stone wall in the sunThe same brown and tan tabby cat sticks her paw out between the vertical slats of a deck
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 27/07/2026
I don’t live in Milwaukee but some dear friends do and for the past 3 years I have participated with them in Riverwest 24, which happened this past weekend. It’s so much more than a 24-hour bike ride, tho it’s also that. It’s a neighborhood celebration full of fun & parties & activities & food
The start and finish line at Riverwest 24 2026, before the ride began. Chinga la migra screen print that I made. It got a bit smudged bc I had to put it immediately into my backpack and continue biking. Riverwest 24 is awesome bc it’s full of activities like this, called bonus checkpoints, where you can earn extra points by completing activities, usually organized by community groups. This year I screen printed, got and gave a manicure, painted a rock, told a knock knock joke, played name that tool bingo, received narcan training, helped to alert bikers to oncoming traffic, and more. I also biked about 60 miles and slept only a little and drank pickle shots and got sprayed with water by children and ate free pancakes and cheered on my friends and their kids. An amazing time as always.
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 15/07/2026
Watch out for sharks
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 28/05/2026
Here is the main library building at Manzanar. Incidentally, this picture was taken by Dorothea Lange.
The main library building at Manzanar. It’s a long, squat temporary looking building in the middle of the desert. Someone is going in or out of the entrance, and some people, at least a few are children, are walking by. Tall mountains loom in the background.
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 28/05/2026
As you probably know, Manzanar was one of the concentration camps where Japanese Americans were incarcerated during WWII. The people imprisoned there built a library, as they also did in other camps. This is the cover of the library catalog (which exists online, but sadly the catalog itself doesn’t)
Cover page of the Manzanar Libraries (And Visual Aid Program) catalog.The text on the bottom reads “War Relocation Authority, Manzanar, California.” An orange page with hand drawn lettering and a drawing of books and a globe encircled by film coming out of a film reel.
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 22/05/2026
It has been a hellacious year but a really nice thing about being DGS is you get to hood some people and shake some hands and announce some names and cheer on the accomplishments of many amazing students
Headshot of me in graduation regalia
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 01/02/2026
This cold snap is not playing. But at least we have snow (taken yesterday in the woods)
Snowy woods with cross country ski tracks
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 28/01/2026
The ICE is implied
A red and blue square poster with the capital letters FU on top and CK on the bottom.
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 28/07/2025
I spent the weekend in Milwaukee doing one of my favorite Extremely Wholesome Activities: the Riverwest 24! It’s a 24-hour bike relay race typically completed in teams and involving the surrounding community. I biked over 60 miles, slept too little, and had a blast with old friends. Always a delight
At the start line for the Riverwest 24, in the middle of a big crowd of bikers about to beginAlong the Riverwest 24 route, going up a hill along a switchback trail full of bikers with three signs that read, respectively, “keep,” “path”, “clear” visible aheadCheckpoint 3 of Riverwest 24, a sign made of lights that reads “RW24”
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 25/05/2025
This weekend in Santa Barbara I have been trying to restore my spirit and soul after a rough semester and prepare my psyche for what’s to come. This giant burrito I ate earlier today from my favorite burrito place on the planet is a vital piece of this work
The most delicious burrito you will ever eat, with one bite taken out of it so you can see the goodness bursting through from the inside. It’s a veggie California burrito with soy al pastor and yes, french fries IN the burrito, along with rice, sour cream, pico de gallo, and guacamole. It’s from Super Cuca’s in Isla Vista, California, where they still do the lord’s work after all these years.
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 24/05/2025
What an honor and a joy to join in celebrating the amazing career of @alanyliu.bsky.social today. I feel incredibly lucky to have been his student, to have worked closely with him as a collaborator, and to continue to learn from him as a colleague and friend. I can’t imagine my career without him
Alan Liu ending his epilogue at the celebration of his retirement by encouraging all of us to become sharks in our fights for the future of the humanities and of higher education: be tenacious, single minded, never stop swimming. Alan described himself as a shark, and it’s true his tenacity is unmatched and that he just can’t stop swimming. But I have also never met a shark who was as kind, as generous, as brilliant, or as loved as Alan. 🦈
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 05/04/2025
In case you needed a reminder
Protest sign that reads “Fascist art sucks!”
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 04/03/2025
Crap day, wtf is even happening, but we moved to a new house over the weekend and it has this view, which my cat likes and so do I. Also good to see the trans sports ban fail. Tuberville can go jump off a cliff
A small cat faces away from the camera, sitting on a stone patio and looking out over a wooded hillside. Glimpses of lake Cayuga are visible
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 22/02/2025
Many things are bad but there is still cross-country skiing on a perfect sunny day through incredible fluffy snow
A snowy path through woods, blue skies overheadA snowy meadow with a couple ski tracks running through it, blue skies and sun blazing overheadA snow angel
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 07/01/2025
Fellow #mla25 goers! I’ll be talking about antiwar lit as part of this roundtable on The Violence of Genre on Thursday. The roundtable looks pretty great, imho
s67 The Violence of Genre Thurs Jan 9 1:45-3 pm Hilton New Orleans Riverside Parish (3rd floor)
Description: What kinds of violent tensions arise when genres enforce normative positions, destabilize or erase voices and histories, or heighten existing inequities? Panelists from early modern studies to contemporary literature discuss thematic, formal, cultural, and institutional relationships between literary genres and violence.
Presider: Melissa ParrishSpeakers:

Rebecca Ballard
Florida State U

Isaac Cowell
American U of Iraq, Sulaimani

Michael Dango
Beloit C

Tess Grogan
Yale U

Jeremy Rosen
U of Utah

Lindsay Thomas
Cornell U
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 03/12/2024
I mean, look at the butt on this cover
The cover of Delaney’s Nevèrÿona, the second book in the tetralogy, features a man and a woman with their backs to the viewer staring off into the sea. The man is standing with a hand on his hip, wearing only a steel thong and a series of leather belts and holsters for his weapons, grey-black hair tied back in a low ponytail and softly whispering in the wind. He has a magnificent butt. The woman is seated and wearing a flowy dress and is honestly less interesting looking than the man, which so far is par for the course in this tetralogy in my reading, in that most of the male characters are very richly described, especially their butts, and the female characters are not.
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 28/11/2024
What living in Ithaca has done to me (yes this is apple cider)
I’m wearing a parka and standing in the Wegmans parking lot at night guzzling a half gallon of apple cider
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 01/11/2024
One of the more charming aspects of living in Ithaca is the annual Halloween bike parade 🎃
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 21/10/2024
It was a fun game
The Barclays Center full of people after the NY Liberty won the WNBA Finals
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 13/05/2024
All hail Muffet, interstellar phenom
Muffet the tabby cat laying on the bed and wearing her space themed soft cone
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 29/04/2024
My cat has stitches and has to wear a t-shirt to keep her from messing with them. Wearing clothes makes her feel like she has no bones and so she just kind of flops around. Also my partner said she looks like she is dressed to go to PE at a San Fernando Valley elementary school in 1987
A brown tabby cat named Muffet sits on the bed wearing a powder blue t-shirt that is way too big for herMuffet rolling around on the floor while looking at the camera with a wtf look on her face
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 12/04/2024
If you have any good vibes tomorrow, please send them our way. Our beloved cat Muffet has the first of two major surgeries to treat her mammary cancer (double mastectomy). It’s the best treatment available & it will give her the best shot at the most time but I feel sick about putting her through it
A beautiful and adorable brown, black, and white tabby cat with striking green eyes sits on a rug by a tableA close up of the same small and adorable brown, black, and white tabby’s tongue as she licks my finger
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 08/04/2024
Near totality in Ithaca was unfortunately cloudy but also spooky
Grey clouds covering western skies above Cornell’s campus
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 31/03/2024
Weirdly fascist state government architecture in Albany
Four tall “Agency” buildings on the Empire State plaza in Albany, as seen from under The Egg
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 07/03/2024
3 (squad assemble)
8 manatees swimming in a triangle formation through a canal in Coral Gables, FL
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 05/03/2024
Getting excited for the awesome “Reading the Classroom” seminar I’m part of at ACLA in Montreal next weekend. I’ll be talking about speed reading in the 1960s, but there will be tons of other cool papers too. I mean, look at this lineup! It’s going to be fun
Friday, March 15, 2024
Stream B (10:30am-12:15pm)
510C
“Teaching Archives as Evidence”
Rachel Burma, Swarthmore College Laura Heffernan, University of North Florida
"University Education for the Whole Nation': The University Extension Movement and the New Literary Classroom”
Laura Ritland, University of California Berkeley (UC Berkeley)
“Teaching Ellison”
Annie Abrams
"Teaching them about Compatabile Energies":
Prison, Education, and the University”
Mia Florin-Sefton, Columbia UniversitySaturday, March 16, 2024
Stream B (10:30am-12:15pm)
510C
“High School English and American Literary History”
Alexander Manshel, McGill University
"Complex Ideas: Assessment Argot and the Way We
Think Now”
Anna Clark, The Bishop's School
“Curricular Reading”
Nichole Nomura, Stanford University
“Teachable Works of Literature”
Morgan Day Frank, Harvard UniversitySunday, March 17, 2024
Stream B (10:30am-12:15pm)
510C
“Colonial Mixed Metaphors”
Jonathan Dick, University of Pennsylvania
“Speed Reading the Novel”
Lindsay Thomas, Cornell University
“The Fantasy of Prescriptivism in MFA-Set Fiction”
Aaron Colton, Emory University
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 05/03/2024
One thing I do appreciate about the Washington Post is that they often feature truly awful photos of Ron DeSantis
Image and headline from a WaPo article. The headline is “Appeals court blocks Florida’s ‘Stop Woke Act,’ calls it a ‘First Amendment sin’”. The image is of Ron DeSantis looking tired and forlorn and like warmed over death
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 09/02/2024
Like…what? These people are saying these things *with a sociologist who is examining their interactions* in the room. This is far from the most egregious example
Peter [committee chair]: 
I asked her if she would move. She said her husband- [he looks directly at me] - she mentioned it because we cannot ask. Her husband [an academic] is in [another
country]. The commute is hard . ..
Clara:
She said she likes [the area here]. I think she's movable. She has relatives somewhat nearby.
Peter:
I think she is head and shoulders above
everyone else.
Ryan:
Is she on any [other schools'] lists?
Todd:
We can't ask that.
Clara:
But is she movable? I don't trust people who are married [laughs].Clara:
But is she movable? I don't trust people who are married [laughs]. I thought she was pretty, by the way. [Says to group] I can't say that.
Peter:
No, I can't say that [laughs].
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 26/01/2024
don’t try it
Sign that reads, “Reserved Parking for veterinary care of Ithaca clients only. All others will be neutered.”
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 21/01/2024
I grew up cross country skiing but haven’t done it since 2016. It was nice to be in some snowy woods again yesterday
A beautiful snowy ski trail through the woodsAn amazing cross country skiier on the trail in full gear
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 07/01/2024
I am mostly vegetarian but briefly returned to meat eating in order to eat matzo ball soup in Philadelphia. Somehow the resulting picture is one of the better pics of me taken in awhile. Maybe this should become my new faculty profile pic, just me and a huge matzo ball
Me with matzoh ball soup. I am wearing an orange silk shirt and the matzoh ball is humongous
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 06/01/2024
Did you know that Philadelphia has a monument to editors and scholars of Shakespeare (erected in 1928)? What?
The monument reads: BY THEIR STUDY OF
SHAKESPEARES WORKS THESE SCHOLARS ADDED TO THE DISTINCTION OF PHILADELPHIA LETTERS
JOSEPH DENNYE
FIRST AMERICAN EDITOR OF SHAKESPEARE
HORACE HOWARD FURNESS
EDITOR OF NEW VARIORUM SHAKESPEARE
ASA ISRAEL FISH
FOUNDER OF THE SHAKSPERE SOCIETY OF PHILADELPHIA
HORACE HOWARD FURNESS JR
EDITOR OF NEW VARIORUM SHAKESPEARE
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 02/01/2024
I’m scheduled for the coveted 7:00-8:15 pm slot this Thursday at MLA. I’ll be talking about BookTok and the contemporary middlebrow and the category of “popular enough” content. I think our panel looks super interesting; unfortunately it is at 7 pm and it is virtual
From the MLA 24 program: Session 164 Social Media and the Novel, Thurs, 4 January 2024, 7-8:15 pm (virtual session)
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 29/11/2023
“And unless you happen to be a professional literary critic - tortured by the need to express the same few insights differently for every book, and driven by competition to avoid the obvious - you will find a large company of men of similar taste to share your critical judgments.” Ouch, Mortimer
Mortimer’s thoughts on literary critics: “The better you can reflectively discern the causes of your pleasure in reading fiction, the nearer you come to knowing the artistic virtues in the literary work itself. You will thus gradually develop a standard of criticism. And unless you happen to be a professional literary critic-tortured by the need to express the same few insights differently for every book, and driven by competition to avoid the obvious-you will find a large company of men of similar taste to share your critical judgments. You may even discover, what I think is true, that good taste in literature is acquired by anyone who learns to read.” From How to Read a Book (1940)
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 25/11/2023
Hilarious, the sickest burn
The beginning of Ch 15: “A great historian, as he insisted on calling himself, who had the happiness to be dead a hundred and twenty years ago, and so to take his place among the colossi whose huge legs our living pettiness is observed to walk under, glories in his copious remarks and digressions as the least imitable part of his work, and especially in those initial chapters to the successive books of his history, where he seems to bring his arm-chair to the proscenium and chat with us in all the lusty ease of his fine English. But Fielding lived when the days were longer (for time, like money, is measured by our needs), when summer afternoons were spacious and the clock ticked slowly in the winter evenings. We belated historians must not linger after his example; and if we did do, it is probable that our chat would be thin and eager, as if delivered from a camp-stool in a parrot-house.”
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 05/11/2023
A beautiful day today in DC
National march on Washington for a free Palestine and immediate ceasefire
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 20/10/2023
Apparently Marshall McLuhan’s son, Eric McLuhan, who would later become a media theorist in his own right, was a speed reading instructor in the late 1960s for Reading Dynamics?! “No generation gap among the nonlinear”
“By way of footnote, McLuhan's son is a Reading Dynamics instructor in Toronto. No generation gap among the nonlinear.”

From a Look Magazine article about speed reading, 1969
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 19/10/2023
How I begin the first class of every semester: “HELLO, INEFFICIENT READERS, WHICH YOU ARE, AT LEAST FOR A WHILE YET.”
“AND TRAINING DIRECTOR FOR THE READ- ABILITY SYSTEM.
MR. NASH...
INTRODUCTION ( GIVEN BY R. W. NASH)
HELLO, INEFFICIENT READERS, WHICH YOU ARE, AT LEAST FOR A WHILE YET. DURING THIS FIRST SESSION YOUR INSTRUCTOR WILL TALK ABOUT THE PREREQUISITES
TO GOOD READING--HOW BEST TO PREPARE YOURSELF, YOUR SURROUNDINGS AND YOUR READING MATERIAL FOR
GOOD READING.”

From a lesson script for a class in speed reading produced by the Reading Development  Center, 1968
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 02/10/2023
Relieved I can finally tell my parents, as per this 1961 rapid reading handbook, that reading novels for “the esthetic experience” is “a perfectly legitimate and rewarding reason for reading a book and not at all precious.” You hear that? Perfectly legitimate!! Not at all precious!!!
Excerpt from the Book-of-the-Month Club Study Program in Rapid Reading with Improved Retention (1961). Portfolio 11: How to Read Fiction with More Enjoyment. The first paragraph reads, “Reading for the Esthetic Experience. There is another level on which a novel can be read that is quite different from all the others. That is reading for the esthetic experience. It is a perfectly legitimate and rewarding reason for reading a book and not at all precious, which is the connotation unfortunately too commonly associated with the word ‘esthetic’.”
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 25/09/2023
I was not expecting to find this report, titled “LIFECYCLE ANALYSIS OF TRIBBLIUS SEQUETAR, INDIGENOUS LIFE FORM TO REAGAN IV”, by Lieutenant Commander Spock, in a box of materials used in speed reading classes in the 1960s and 70s but there you go
Reads in part: LIFECYCLE ANALYSIS OF TRIBBLIUS SEQUETAR, INDIGENOUS LIFE FORM TO REAGAN IV
LIEUTENANT COMMANDER SPOCK, Science Officer, U.S.s. Enterprise, Starship I, L.G., F.R.V ., V.M.L., etc. A distinguished officer our-rently serving the United Federation of Planets Peace-Keeping Forces. Vulcanian citizen.
The Tribblius Sequetar was first noted in Federation records as log entries made by Lieutenant Vlormik Nuccermir, during the short lived attempt at iron ore mining made on Reagan IV during the late 2100's. At this time, the creature was believed to be unworthy of immediate of intensive study and merely catalogued for future evaluation by Federation zoologists.
The miners referred to the creatures
as tribbles (name believed to be derived from nonsense syllables and of no significant value)].
Recent experiences by Federation personnel
indicate that the life form has certain properties of special note that should be communicated to all Federation commands for immediate computer feedAnother page in the report. Reads in part: PRECAUTIONS
Common Sense
Since tribbles thrive on warmth, unlimited food and since recent developments indicate that affection somehow spurs them on to greater heights, it would logically follow that one should not heat, feed, or stroke a tribble.
Legal
Section 4511.6A of Inter-Galactic Federation
Law was recently amended to specifically prohibit the exportation of tribbles from Reagan IV for any purpose. Violators will be locked in a closet with one tribble and twelve bushels of grain.
2,80,
Illustration 4
Captain Kirk,discoverer of birthrate acceleration curve.
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 21/09/2023
He’s coming
A cutout of the headline from an ad from a magazine from the 1960s. The headline reads, “Here comes Daddy with a cold for everybody.”
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 20/09/2023
Going to tell my students this to convince them to do the reading
A page from the handbook The Problem of Reading, published in 1965 by Evelyn Woods Reading Dynamics. The page features an illustration of an iceberg and the following text: “Reading is getting the atmosphere of the frozen north, it is being impressed by the loneliness of the region, it is seeing the iceberg on the surface and delving to find the substance beneath the surface.”
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 15/09/2023
Improve your reading speed with this ca. 1961 Reading Pacer, sold by the Book-of-the-Month Club. Despite being sold by a company that sells books, it does not really work on books.
A Reading Pacer from around 1961, sold by the Book-of-the-Month Club through a partnership with the Columbia University Rapid Reading Program. The pacer consists of a vertical “threaded shaft” to which you attach a horizontal bar that moves down the page at an adjustable speed. It is battery powered and makes a terrible scraping noise when in operation. Seen here in operation with Jan Radway’s A Feeling for Books and the pacer’s instructional pamphlet.
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 11/09/2023
Are your students having trouble completing the reading for your classes? Introducing the Reading Rateometer: double your their reading speeds in “10 to 20 half-hour sessions.” Suitable for “required or elective reading.” Advertised in College English, 1963.
Top half of an ad for the Reading Rateometer, advertised in an issue of College English in 1963. It’s an electric device that moves a horizontal ruler down a page of text to encourage a particular reading speed. The ad includes a picture of the device at the top. The ad claims the Rateometer “has led all reading aids since 1953.”The bottom half of the ad for the Reading Rateometer in a 1963 issue of College English. This part of the ad includes a photo of students using it in a classroom. The ad claims the Rateometer doubles reading speed in “10 to 20 half-hour practice sessions” and that “many reach much higher speeds.” The device is made by a company called Audio Visual Research.
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lindsay thomas @lindsaythomas.net · 02/09/2023
Now that we live in a place where we regularly open windows, my cat Muffet’s new favorite past time is sitting in them. My camera roll is now just pictures of her in various windows.
Muffet the cat in a window, as seen from the outside. She is looking at the camera.Muffet the cat in another window, as seen from inside. She is crouched down and looking outside.Muffet the cat sitting in a window behind a curtain. All you can see is her tail.
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